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What are the funny medical terms for cutting hair?

The medical terms of hair cutting include the removal of useless accessory tissues, the removal of connective tissue in the head, and the removal of nerve endings in the head. Hair is mainly composed of keratin, which contains a variety of amino acids and dozens of trace elements. Protein's hair will turn yellow and split if he lacks iron. Without vegetable oil, vitamin A, protein and iodine, hair will be dry, dull and easily broken.

Interesting medical terms

Come on, don't squeeze, learn veterinary medicine in a group, have no discipline, are not afraid of being cut, and face cute little animals every day. At the entrance of the female dormitory of C Medical University, the slogan "Girls' dormitory, boys please stop" was hung, and some people added a horizontal line to become "Girls' dormitory, boys please move forward". When I was a child, my father took me to the temple fair, and a blind fortune teller divined for me.

You met him when the apricot blossoms were drizzling that year. You said that your ideal is to study medicine and save lives. I sent you outside Changting, and you went for a ride, and there was no news. The Iraqis looked through the autumn water, but you never came back to meet each other, and your head turned white. Even with officials, the temple became silk. Poor and young days are suitable for being poor and cheap. -Bai Juyi.

Next to the trash can of Medical University, there is an eye-catching slogan "Garbage classification, start with me", and the slogan "Love animals is to love ourselves" is also erected at the door of the experimental animal center. Again, if you hate someone, let him study medicine. You should count your fortune before you study medicine. Those with short life span are not suitable for studying medicine.

I'm a freshman, and it's not too late to reread my senior year. The training system is in line with the United States, and how can the treatment be in line with Africa? When I was a child, I helped my neighbors with their children. I was teased by another neighbor. Look how good my brother is to you. When I grow up, I will make money for my brother. At that time, I dismissed it and laughed it off. Now: Son, where are you now? You promised to make money and spend money for your brother.