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What have you done that you will never forget?

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When I was in elementary school, I couldn't remember what grade it was. I once asked my teacher to leave the classroom.

I have been a good girl since I was a child. Be obedient and sensible in front of parents and teachers, and study well. But I found that for various reasons, I couldn't integrate into my classmates. In order to blend in with my classmates and impress them, I pretend to be lively and like to do funny things and say funny things, so I have to speak in class to attract everyone's attention.

? In a class, I have forgotten what class it is, such as music and art. It is a young female teacher's class, and the class is always in a mess. Just as I was taking advantage of the chaos, I heard the teacher say angrily, "If you speak again, I will leave!" " Accustomed to answering the phone and sitting in the front row, I directly said, "Good!" I didn't know my voice was so loud. I wanted to secretly answer the phone and play a prank with my deskmate happily. As a result, the whole class was silent at the same time when I said this word. I saw the teacher staring at me with red eyes and squeezing out a few words through his teeth: "OK, let's go!" " She really stepped off the platform and slammed the door. I suddenly froze, and the monitor and deputy monitor quickly went to the podium to ask why. Three or four students pointed at me and the monitor, and the monitor and the deputy monitor frowned at me. I have never been a bad boy, but I have always been a good boy, and I ... I refused to admit it, and I said, "Not me! Not me! I didn't say' good' to the teacher. He said to go shopping after class, and I said yes! " I pointed out that I didn't know it was the other classmate, and I wanted to blame others or let others share the burden with me. This mistake is really too big. I almost looked at the monitor with begging eyes. The monitor reluctantly pulled the vice monitor out of the classroom, and I was so nervous. Did they admit their mistake or tell the teacher my name? After a while, the head teacher came in. That's my favorite teacher. She is over forty, almost fifty. She has been my head teacher since the second grade. She teaches Chinese very well. She taught my second brother and was my second brother's class teacher. God, I dare not look up. I'm so nervous. I think the monitor must have told Miss Yang that I made the teacher angry. I must not be a good boy in the teacher's mind. I've never been so upset again. I want to escape, but I want to admit that Mr. Yang slowly stepped onto the platform. I waited for her to criticize me in front of the whole class. I'm almost waiting for the end of the world.

I hung my head and didn't dare to lift it at all, but Teacher Yang just calmly criticized everyone for not observing classroom discipline, saying that we didn't respect the teacher and didn't mention anything to me. I was not asked to come over for questioning afterwards. In this way, things have passed. But at that time, I didn't have the courage to admit it. I just feel that I made a big mistake, but the class teacher doesn't know that I did it. I can still remember the tension at that time, and I still feel very sorry for my teacher.

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After taking part in the work, blindly stand up for others and be misunderstood by others.

I am a warm-blooded young man. I have been blindly influenced by others to take the lead in saying what I think is fair and doing what I think is fair. Because of my naivety, I also paid a lot.

? In this world, there are indeed many unfairness. In China's workplace, especially in public institutions, no matter whether the other person is good for you or not, you should never make enemies, even if this person really disdains you, and I am stupid enough to be attacked from behind, and the thief cries "Stop the thief". Up to now, I am convinced of my position, and I know who I am close to, but I will never do such a stupid thing again. I used to be hot-blooded. When someone is windy, I am easy to believe, so I am very keen. As a result, I became an early bird, but I still couldn't get ahead.

Well, I think I am very capable and have a strong brain, but I just can't get along with people. If I speak well, I will call a spade a spade. If I don't speak well, I am a simpleton. But this mistake has always made me feel guilty. I am thoughtless and naive, and I don't know who I feel guilty about, but I feel bad in my heart.

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Careless friends. One thousand words are omitted here.

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I once joked with an introverted student, which caused the child to transfer to another school halfway.

It was the second year of my work, the second time as a class teacher, taking the seventh grade exam, and I especially liked the children in my class. With the class all the way, I won countless firsts in school activities, and my grades were also the best in that grade. My monitor and I are good friends now, and we are both juniors this year. But there was a small figure in that class that I will never forget.

She is a girl, short, slightly fat, poor in study and poor in intelligence. No one wants to sit at the same table with her except sleeping, because she is ugly and unsanitary, so I have no choice but to arrange her at the lecture table. This is a famous "shrine", not for ordinary people to sit on. Because she is introverted, she cries if she doesn't know what's wrong, so she looks very unsociable and her classmates don't like her. She often wanders. I said hurry up, she didn't understand in a daze.

That day, I said a word in class. Seeing her confused eyes, I didn't hear anything, so I said, "Li xx, what did I just say? You don't know! You hang around all day! You look like a big fairy all day! Daxian, why not make a good thing in Bangui? " The whole class burst into laughter at once, and everyone cried, and her face became redder. I ignored her and thought, maybe this casual nickname will make her eat some fireworks and everyone will accept her. Sure enough, after class, many students shouted around her: "Daxian, the nickname given to you by our old class really suits you!" " She lay motionless on the table. Later, other classes also knew about our class's "Daxian", and suddenly everyone called her Daxian wherever she went. I'm afraid I'll hurt her, too. Privately, my class cadre said that we must take good care of the mascot of our class. We must not leave her when we play. Later, I took my child to fly a kite and divided her into groups. While playing, the little monitor reported to me that "Daxian smiled and talked to us." I thought she became cheerful because of my careless mistake, but it didn't last long. She stayed in my class for only one semester and then transferred to another school. I still remember that at the first parent-teacher conference, her mother told me that she felt inferior because she was from the south, lived in the northern countryside, and was very introverted. I don't want her daughter to become like her. I hope she will be happy. As a result, I publicly gave her a nickname. I thought she could be closer to other students, which hurt her self-esteem. She has lived comfortably in the corner of everyone's sight, but I am self-righteous and pulled her into everyone's sight. She is the only child who doesn't laugh at jokes in class meetings, the only child who doesn't cry when I tell gratitude stories, and the only child who can't stay in my class. But she left before I could apologize to her, which makes me feel guilty now. But by getting along with this child with extreme inferiority, I also understand that I can't treat others the way I want. Especially don't forget that I am a teacher. Besides, she gave me the courage to admit my mistake. From then on, when I made a mistake in class management, I would immediately publicly apologize to the students, stop maintaining my childish face, and take a step back may have opened her heart. Fortunately, I retreated. I have never met such a child, who doesn't laugh when telling jokes or cry when telling stories.

When I was eighteen, I went to Shaolin Temple with my classmates and met a monk on the mountain. The host solemnly warned me to think twice before you act, and watch my mouth. Since then, I have been very careful, afraid that what comes out of my mouth will make a big mistake, but I still made such a mistake.

I am 33 years old this year, and it is impossible not to make mistakes. Many mistakes must be corrected quickly. If you hold on to the problem and finally lose the opportunity, I'm afraid you can only feel guilty for a lifetime.

Sorry, three words are not that difficult to say. Right? You see, I'm talking about Thief 6 now, haha.