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Bitches lose face when they are beaten (men can't hit women) and lose face in theory (men are easy to talk to). Call the police, make a mountain out of a molehill, and lose face.
Can a person quarrel with a barking dog if he has nothing to do?
The serial narrative of shrew from ancient China is like this:
The bitch is not dead, but her soul has already suffered in hell. Everything in the world is nothing more than a walking corpse, and there is an unpleasant smell on her body, which can only be smelled by Taoist priests and monks. The bitch herself and her family have no idea.
We modern people don't believe this, so we just laugh it off as a joke, but we can also see that the ancients also despised bitches very much. Of course, bitch is not a woman's exclusive patent, and some men are unwilling to fight for a woman's patent. In order to be a worse bitch (husband), let the beautiful woman look askance and continue to admit defeat.
Bitches are nothing but hooligans in the market. When you are used to being a bitch, it may be difficult for you not to be a bitch for a day. At this time, it may be more difficult for you to let him learn to be a man, just like drug addiction. At this time, even his parents will not recognize him. It is easy for an unsuspecting person to think that he has no tutor, or that he has no father to teach his mother. When he met a thorny problem, he said, "A dead adult has no lessons."
I have seen a lot of ghost films and found that many things or animals want to become human in the end, even animals want to become human, but some animals covered with human skin always want to become animals again, hoping that bitches all over the world will change, if they want to become human!
We are civilized people, not as knowledgeable as shrews, not swearing; Can a person quarrel with a barking dog if he has nothing to do?
Dissect the bitch, take out the intestines and go into the water to see what the internal organs are.
1. Bitch's main component is water, and her saliva is abundant, which is more than the urine of ordinary people.
2. Bitch's mental state is aggressive, and her psychological level is dark. People with this characteristic, as long as they are easily bewitched by bitches and insist on thinking with their own brains, can generally jump out of the condom.
3. The shrew is used to being addicted to drugs and takes pleasure in it. At this stage, her parents will not admit it. People mistakenly think that there is no tutor or a mother who has no father to teach, and that others are praising her intelligence.
4. However, a bitch with a high IQ will use this trick: "No hitchhiking", which is not a splash, not a bitch. When you see others ignore you, the bitch says, "There is nothing to say." .
Bitch always thinks he is smart, and Zhuge Liang is the first, but he is not the second.
6. The bitch is evil inside and likes to peek and eavesdrop; Sometimes when someone takes a shower and goes to the toilet, the bitch will say that she saw someone else's private parts. Is this what a serious woman should do and say? I like to lie on my bed in the middle of the night and listen, as if studying how I was made. If I really don't know, I'll ask your parents, and I'll put this kind of thing out for publicity, not afraid of degrading myself when I'm down.
In fact, people really don't have a wife (bitch). When they meet a bitch, they will become a ghost. Bitch always wants to pull a few cushions to accompany her before she dies, so bitch will fan the flames everywhere.
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