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Are there any interesting conversations to amuse girls?
/more.asp? Name = love and love. id= 1 137。 Commentid=3889 I have been chasing girls according to the following experience collected from my predecessors, and now I write it for your reference: 1. Thick skin: this is very important. Jordan chan said in the movie "Young and Dangerous": If a man is thick-skinned, he has successfully chased half the girls. Hey hey! ! Later, I tried to bail. 2. Infatuation: No matter how wronged you are, you should show indifference, and find an opportunity to say to her on a special occasion: "XXX (name) I know you don't like me, and I know that feelings can't be forced, but ... (Remember: your eyes must be gentle to the extreme at this time, and then look at her affectionately) Say: You can't stop me from loving you, I will. I beg you not to take me as your burden. You can try to live your own life. I just hope ... just a little hope (eyes must be wet) that you can let me accompany you to take care of you and protect you ... although ... even if (tears are needed at this time, it's hard to say) treat me as a brother, as a younger brother, others can't help it, as long as. It's enough to be as sad as possible. That's enough. .......... (muttering to herself) At this moment, remember never to tell a girl that my life is yours and I can't live without you. Girls hate it when a boy dies in front of her. 3. Sweet mouth and smooth tongue: I can't teach you this, I can only rely on you. At this point, I want to remind you that no matter what clothes she wears or what makeup she wears, as long as she asks you, you must say "good-looking" and make it up. Girls naturally like to be flattered. 4. Stability: This is all compatible with the third point. If you are not steady, girls will say that you are a playboy, and if you are not smooth-tongued, girls will say that you don't understand interest. Ha ha! 5. Romance: It's up to you. It is enough to choose the right time to surprise her. This trick will greatly expose the rich, so don't be afraid to spend money. 6. Be careful: no matter what you do, you should think of her first, (don't think you will suffer ... and so on) take care of her in every possible way, and you must make her feel that she can't live without you. 7 Summary: If you have learned all the above points, I feel that there is no girl you can't catch up with (this sentence does not include those who have too big a difference in appearance, such as men who look like turtles and women who look like angels). In short, use the word "heart" to understand what she thinks, what she thinks. Finally, may all lovers get married. (Warning: Don't cheat girls with the above points. If found, I will inform you spoony brothers to get up and beat up this bad guy. ) [repost] chasing girls must read: skills! ! ! ! ! ! ! Is the first date right or wrong? 1) Pay attention to her and let her pay attention to you-I hope she pays attention to you. In fact, it is best to start from yourself, including paying attention to her daily clothes, paying attention to some details of her life, what she likes to eat, what hobbies and interests she has, and so on. Once you have a chance to talk to her, you can naturally open the topic and discuss it. When she knows that you are paying close attention to her, she will unexpectedly attract her attention to you. 2) Avoid the capricious first date-after all, the first date is very important. Most girls prefer frank words to evasive ones. Therefore, it is better to boldly assume a date first to show your sincerity, which is better than simply asking her when she will be free and other vague questions. Otherwise, girls will be confused and don't know if your date is true or not. An erratic date is not sincere enough, so it is more than a failure. 3) Careful, considerate and sincere-she promised to date you, which initially proved that she didn't resist you, even had a good impression and had the opportunity to develop into friends. At this time, you might as well pay attention to her dress that day and give her a gentle compliment, which is enough to make her happy. In addition, you should make preparations before the date, such as finding out what dishes she likes to eat in advance, or booking three restaurants with different mood and food (of course, it is best to concentrate in the same area), so that she can choose at that time, which will naturally make her feel that you are so cautious, and the most important thing is that you are sincere. You can't ignore the opportunity to show your grace, such as driving the door, pulling the seat and sending her home. Remember, she will be special. 4) Don't talk endlessly about past relationships-you like a girl, and you have a lot to say to her, including your past and present, which is understandable, but many men make the mistake of putting their past relationships in their mouths on the first date, hoping that the other person can understand their past, but this often ignores the feelings of girls. Do you just listen to you talk about your ex-girlfriend when she is dating you? Besides, most girls like to be unique in their boyfriends' hearts, and they will never let their boyfriends have another person in their hearts. Jealousy has long been closely linked with love, and it is not controlled by reason. Therefore, once old feelings are involved, it is better to be careful and considerate of each other's feelings. 5) Give her a small gift to make her happy-consider it as a small meeting gift. Choose a delicate gift for her in advance, such as a fresh and gorgeous tulip, a box of beautifully packaged chocolates, a necklace with simple design and an interesting little book. Gifts are more important than money, and it is better to be small. Don't act in a hurry. Buying her gold ornaments or expensive leather bags on the first date will only scare her. 6) avoid boring topics and boring conversations-if you can seize the opportunity to talk to her, you should communicate and communicate well. You can pay more attention to her recent situation, hobbies or views on things, ask questions to deepen your understanding and understanding of her, and let the topic continue naturally, instead of having a yes or no, which will be boring. Similarly, you should talk about what you think the other person is interested in, not just your expertise or ambition. Don't bore her on the first date, then there may be no next date. 7) It is advisable to finish the whole date successfully-after dinner, ask her what she thinks of the meal and whether she is interested in going to another store or staying for dessert, which will make her feel considerate. Dessert after dinner is a good suggestion. You can use this time to talk and laugh. After dinner, you have to send her home. Before you leave, simply say to her, "It feels so good to be with you tonight." Then. I believe she has no room to refuse you. How to chase the girl JQR, the following information is taken from the game "Beauty Terminator". Enjoy it! "The more times you touch a woman, the easier it is for her to fall in love with you." After touching a woman, you can enhance each other's intimacy (physical contact is the best way to get closer to a woman, but how to touch a woman without trace requires excellent skills). It would be perfect if I had a chance to touch her knees or hands. But if you meet on the first date, don't do this. In coffee shops and restaurants, you'd better choose side by side (that's how opportunities are created). If you choose a seat facing each other, you won't have a chance to touch each other. In terms of women's body, the left side (roughly the left side, but the right side for left-handed women) is a non-daily area, which is easy to feel itchy, and the left side of the breast is a sensitive area for women. Therefore, it is best to let the woman be on your left. If you hold her from the left rear with your left hand, she will fall into your arms. Then look forward to further good results. Popular men always keep a wide distance from undesirable women, but for eager women, there are ways to keep her around. Women are bound to be curious about men who attract attention (curiosity is fatal to women), and this curiosity can be used in interesting conversations and fresh intelligence information. If you are unpopular, even if the other person is curious, I can only try my best to escape as soon as I see you. Unpopular men are always lonely around me. Whenever I want to liven up the atmosphere, I want to be a popular person. I must have self-confidence (self-confidence and not arrogance are the only way to chase my girlfriend, remember! ), and good interpersonal relationships, I believe that in this way, a good girl will belong to you. I finally got a chance to ask her out, but I don't know what gift to bring. It's best to bring a flower on this occasion, so that you may pin it on her chest (giving gifts is knowledge, but it is unwise to insert flowers on the chest of an "unfamiliar" woman) or send it, which naturally forms an opportunity to kiss each other. As for dining, you may have to be careful the first time, but you can choose after the second time. To enhance our intimacy. If you can have a big bite with her, then your relationship is not just a friend, but a lover. After the other person becomes your girlfriend, many people worry that their relationship will not go on. In fact, if these people don't care too much, they will often let the opportunity to improve their mood slip away quietly. In the female ethnic group, they attach great importance to the boys who want to help women with their coats, because at the moment of taking off their coats, if there are men present, it is easy for women to have the illusion of lovers. When riding in the car, if you can say: put the forgotten things on my side, it will bring you closer to her. But if these behaviors are not used properly, they will be self-defeating. Mystery is very important to women. Men who meet by chance are more attractive to women than men introduced by others or known in the workplace. If this accidental situation happens repeatedly, women will be convinced of the existence of fate. But can they create a second chance? In fact, this is something that everyone can do. If you want to meet a girl anyway, you can check her commuting route and other related matters in detail, so it will be much easier to create a second chance. It is much easier to accept that women are successful men. Women always pay attention to the essential existence of men's true colors, so when they understand that men's true colors are not their favorite types, most people will take the opportunity to escape. It's better to make some changes if it can meet her preferences. In addition, excellent memory is a characteristic of women. Some men forget a sentence, but women remember it clearly, so you must remember everything you said to her. There is a principle when kissing a woman, that is, to press her against the wall. Women can find the steps against the wall because I can't hide (-yes! ! If you want to kiss a girl, give her a step, even if it is similar to "strong kiss", it is very easy to succeed! What you can't escape and avoid is a very important factor psychologically. Before you want to become an expert in erotic hunting, you must be familiar with all kinds of techniques and understand the psychology of women in order to win the final victory. Finally, when choosing a bar or restaurant, you'd better choose one with steps, because it will give you more excuses to get close to her. If you can hold her hand, it will make her peel off a layer of defense, and everything left in front of you is right. If you give in to a woman's words or attitude too much, you are bound to fail. The main difference between men and women is that they both have two personalities. They look soft on the surface, but underneath, they can be said to be evil. Men who are not good at pursuing women easily succumb to this horror. Men who are not used to facing such women will succumb to women's words or smiles and become indecisive.
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