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A calm and calm man has a fatal attraction to MM. How to get in touch with MM further (time: the stage of starting chasing) 1. The most important thing at this stage is not to worry, not to make things too clear, so that people can see at a glance that you are chasing others. Think about it. Most people don't like you at first sight, but they don't hate you at first sight. They are all children of ordinary people (unless you look like Chow Yun Fat, Andy Lau or kevin costner). Good feelings need to be realized through constant understanding, so the key to the problem is the opportunity for further development you want. Think about it from the girl's point of view: if you rush directly to have sex, the girl must be under psychological pressure. If I find that I don't like you after a while, it won't be a lie, will it? So if you come out resolutely from the beginning, you will basically be bored back immediately. 2. To start with a low profile, we must first position the relationship as "friends", which is originally "ordinary friends". You want to be a "good friend". A tasteful person can also ask the other person to become a "confidante" or something. In short, don't say "chasing you". Think about it, if you don't mention "chasing" at all, then there is less chance for a girl to "refuse" you-how can you refuse if you don't chase her? ! This can relieve the psychological pressure of girls and let you have a smooth relationship. Don't fantasize about agreeing to marry you after three days. You should communicate fully and understand that feelings don't come out of thin air. 3, don't be too impatient in the communication process, relax, don't pester others all day, whoever does this to you will be tired. A good friend of mine told me that the key to chasing girls is eight words-"hot and cold, playing hard to get" (this is the crystallization of my classmates' efforts for many years). Staying with people all day, naturally you won't think you are good. If you are indifferent for a day or two, girls will remember the benefits of your existence. Also, don't take out the ambition of "you must marry". It is not good for the price to drop too low. Sometimes you can play a little trick. 4. Create opportunities appropriately. As I said before, don't do "you are chasing others" right away. You need to get a chance to get close to girls, so it depends on your creativity. You can collect information and find ways to turn waiting for rabbits into encounters; You can also pretend to be casual and find the best reason to invite someone to do something with you. In short, this is the most technical place. If it is really not feasible, you can consult your predecessors. 5. Never: It is impolite to give gifts to others casually. Some people are eager to chase girls and like to buy things for others often, but they don't know that chasing girls is the most taboo. As the saying goes, "something for nothing". You are putting pressure on others by giving them something like this. People will feel indebted to you, so they will try to repay you. If there is no way to pay you back, they will try to stay away from you so as not to owe you a favor all the time. If you want to show your sincerity, please invite girls to spend money together, such as finding a good restaurant to eat or an expensive place to play together. Girls can naturally see that you spent a lot of money, but after all, the money was spent by two people, not taken home. Third, what is a "girlfriend"? 1, "girlfriend" is a fact, not a promise. You start dating girls, from "ordinary friends" to "good friends" to "very, very good friends who talk about everything". On a sunny afternoon, you "accidentally" held her hand; In "Willow Shoot on the Moon", you suddenly attack and kiss her. At this time, she is already your girlfriend. Whether she admits it or not, she already thinks you are her boyfriend. I know the best. I didn't ask "Would you like to be my girlfriend" until I went to bed. Finally, the girl was anxious: "Why don't you ask me to be your girlfriend!" " So, don't rush to pierce enough paper, the more hazy the situation, the better for you. 2. What is "confession"? As I said before, confession is actually just a form, and the correct order should be: in fact, you have become your girlfriend, and you can confess to others. Many people don't understand this problem. They always feel that people promise to be their girlfriends first, and then what? I can only say that they are very, very "simple" and very, very "stupid". 3. Have you ever had to confess? Yes, for example, there is a third party, or your relationship with a girl is immature, but two people may be separated for a while. At this time, confession is an immature confession, which is very risky. It is similar to the grim situation when playing Go. The backward side was forced to release the "winning hand". If you win, you win. If you lose, you can only say that you are born with bad luck. 4. Don't export the word "love" easily. I often see "bold confession" in the forum. To be honest, I really think this is a very immature performance. "Love" is a sacred word, which means pursuit, commitment and even a responsibility. A man who casually says "love" is irresponsible. Fourth, civilized love, can't force 1, not every MM can catch up with a good girl, there will always be many people chasing it, it is impossible to satisfy everyone's wishes, and there will always be losers. For example, even if you study hard and master the principle of chasing MM, you can't catch up with either twin. Look at the problem from another angle. Even if a rural nanny who has never graduated from primary school is kind to you, earning 600 yuan a month and buying you 700 yuan as a gift (overdraft), and willing to be a cow and a horse for you, you will not fall in love with her. If she cries and pesters you every day, you must feel bored. So love needs a material foundation, at least a balance. 2. Chasing MM is a serious social activity. Don't bother others, but leave yourself a way out. Why don't men have wives? Some MMS are snobs (few). If you are not convinced, you can prove with facts that "she was blind at that time". Never mistake others for yourself. Finally, add two points: ① Never appear cynical in front of MM. Cynicism sometimes means "you are a loser". Responder: You are a friend of all- Apprentice Magician Level 3, 5-7 17:09. You are really quiet (introverted+indifferent). The thing is lice on baldness, which is obvious. You have to tell her boldly, why wait until a few days later when she gives you shells? It's better to act now. It's too easy for boys to chase girls. After reading this article, you will become an expert. Don't say anything until it's ripe. Some boys have only dated people a few times, and then they propose to establish a "further" relationship. In nine cases, the soup will be muddy. The beauty of love is that you don't have to say anything. Clear, clear, but not beautiful. Originally, people were willing to come out and talk to you alone, indicating that girls have a good impression on you. But sometimes you can't even say it yourself, but you are eager to point it out and destroy this hazy beauty, so don't blame others for staying away. Look around at the love that died before it started. Many of them are caused by boys not mastering the temperature. Put your fist away for a better attack. What if the girl refuses? Some people say that we should pursue hard and persevere. Actually, it is not. Unless you are a person who doesn't care about anything, it is hard for you to bear the dirty eyes of girls and the mocking eyes of peers. Why don't you stop and take a break? This not only protects your dignity, but also leaves a way out, thus creating opportunities for future counterattacks. Let her wander in the crowd. When she hits a wall, go to her again, and she will realize that you are the one who loves her most. Even if you really can't give up, you should pay attention to the ways and means to find her. Don't let her find you annoying. This is usually difficult to do. Don't be too explicit and learn to care about her silently. Treat her with your honesty and kindness. Only in this way can you get her attention among a large group of boys screaming around her. Remember, only special you will attract her special attention. Don't enter unless absolutely necessary. A boy who always runs to the girls' dormitory will not attract girls too much affection. Some student union cadres often run to the girls' dormitory under the pretext of work, and then stay there all the time, which brings a lot of inconvenience to others and the effect will only be counterproductive. The root cause of this result is still too explicit. Strategic contempt ... tactical value ... Sometimes the girl you like will have some contact with you, such as talking, chatting, working together and so on. You'd better look at these things with a normal heart, and don't have a burden, you'd better suffer from loss. For example, don't pay too much attention to what she casually says. Some boys are easy to be romantic, which is the reason. However, we should pay enough attention to every such opportunity. For example, the first conversation should pay attention to discretion, and it is best not to involve the scope of love. Let's talk about childhood. It's not good to go straight to the point! Girls should be wary of you like wolves. Might as well kiss up less. You praised her for her beauty. If she is really beautiful, then you are only the 700th person to praise her for her beauty, and what impressed her most is probably the first person to praise her like this. If she is plain-looking, there is no telling what will happen if you praise her like this. If she finds out you're not sincere, you're dead. Remember, you can only coax a girl after she becomes your girlfriend. Before catching up with her, you didn't master the performance of the temperature. Don't be so macho. A boy finally invited a girl he had admired for a long time to dinner, which cost him half a month's living expenses. Later, when he went to pay the bill, he found that the girl had already paid the bill for him and he wanted to pay her back. Girls don't want to. He was angry that the girl stripped him of his face. The girl cried with anger. Girls pay for him, which shows that they have a good impression on him. He lost his temper instead of trying to please him. No wonder he is going to be single. Few girls will have a good impression on boys who don't respect women, remember! Remember! Unite the majority. Almost every girl has one or two closest girlfriends. When everything else is blocked, they are your road to success. You can know whether girls are interested in you through them, and you can also convey your meaning through them. This is much better than what you said directly. Don't ignore this new force. I have seen the boy succeed in this way more than once. Finally, I want to remind you that there is never a fixed formula for love. The way others succeed may be your failure; The way others fail may be just your beauty. I only mention some principles here, and I must not copy them mechanically. If it ruins your good deeds, don't come to me. If a girl doesn't like you, even the Jade Emperor can't help it. As the ancients said, it is the best policy to defeat the enemy without fighting. References:

/more.asp? Name = love and love. id= 1 137。 Commentid=3889 I have been chasing girls according to the following experience collected from my predecessors, and now I write it for your reference: 1. Thick skin: this is very important. Jordan chan said in the movie "Young and Dangerous": If a man is thick-skinned, he has successfully chased half the girls. Hey hey! ! Later, I tried to bail. 2. Infatuation: No matter how wronged you are, you should show indifference, and find an opportunity to say to her on a special occasion: "XXX (name) I know you don't like me, and I know that feelings can't be forced, but ... (Remember: your eyes must be gentle to the extreme at this time, and then look at her affectionately) Say: You can't stop me from loving you, I will. I beg you not to take me as your burden. You can try to live your own life. I just hope ... just a little hope (eyes must be wet) that you can let me accompany you to take care of you and protect you ... although ... even if (tears are needed at this time, it's hard to say) treat me as a brother, as a younger brother, others can't help it, as long as. It's enough to be as sad as possible. That's enough. .......... (muttering to herself) At this moment, remember never to tell a girl that my life is yours and I can't live without you. Girls hate it when a boy dies in front of her. 3. Sweet mouth and smooth tongue: I can't teach you this, I can only rely on you. At this point, I want to remind you that no matter what clothes she wears or what makeup she wears, as long as she asks you, you must say "good-looking" and make it up. Girls naturally like to be flattered. 4. Stability: This is all compatible with the third point. If you are not steady, girls will say that you are a playboy, and if you are not smooth-tongued, girls will say that you don't understand interest. Ha ha! 5. Romance: It's up to you. It is enough to choose the right time to surprise her. This trick will greatly expose the rich, so don't be afraid to spend money. 6. Be careful: no matter what you do, you should think of her first, (don't think you will suffer ... and so on) take care of her in every possible way, and you must make her feel that she can't live without you. 7 Summary: If you have learned all the above points, I feel that there is no girl you can't catch up with (this sentence does not include those who have too big a difference in appearance, such as men who look like turtles and women who look like angels). In short, use the word "heart" to understand what she thinks, what she thinks. Finally, may all lovers get married. (Warning: Don't cheat girls with the above points. If found, I will inform you spoony brothers to get up and beat up this bad guy. ) [repost] chasing girls must read: skills! ! ! ! ! ! ! Is the first date right or wrong? 1) Pay attention to her and let her pay attention to you-I hope she pays attention to you. In fact, it is best to start from yourself, including paying attention to her daily clothes, paying attention to some details of her life, what she likes to eat, what hobbies and interests she has, and so on. Once you have a chance to talk to her, you can naturally open the topic and discuss it. When she knows that you are paying close attention to her, she will unexpectedly attract her attention to you. 2) Avoid the capricious first date-after all, the first date is very important. Most girls prefer frank words to evasive ones. Therefore, it is better to boldly assume a date first to show your sincerity, which is better than simply asking her when she will be free and other vague questions. Otherwise, girls will be confused and don't know if your date is true or not. An erratic date is not sincere enough, so it is more than a failure. 3) Careful, considerate and sincere-she promised to date you, which initially proved that she didn't resist you, even had a good impression and had the opportunity to develop into friends. At this time, you might as well pay attention to her dress that day and give her a gentle compliment, which is enough to make her happy. In addition, you should make preparations before the date, such as finding out what dishes she likes to eat in advance, or booking three restaurants with different mood and food (of course, it is best to concentrate in the same area), so that she can choose at that time, which will naturally make her feel that you are so cautious, and the most important thing is that you are sincere. You can't ignore the opportunity to show your grace, such as driving the door, pulling the seat and sending her home. Remember, she will be special. 4) Don't talk endlessly about past relationships-you like a girl, and you have a lot to say to her, including your past and present, which is understandable, but many men make the mistake of putting their past relationships in their mouths on the first date, hoping that the other person can understand their past, but this often ignores the feelings of girls. Do you just listen to you talk about your ex-girlfriend when she is dating you? Besides, most girls like to be unique in their boyfriends' hearts, and they will never let their boyfriends have another person in their hearts. Jealousy has long been closely linked with love, and it is not controlled by reason. Therefore, once old feelings are involved, it is better to be careful and considerate of each other's feelings. 5) Give her a small gift to make her happy-consider it as a small meeting gift. Choose a delicate gift for her in advance, such as a fresh and gorgeous tulip, a box of beautifully packaged chocolates, a necklace with simple design and an interesting little book. Gifts are more important than money, and it is better to be small. Don't act in a hurry. Buying her gold ornaments or expensive leather bags on the first date will only scare her. 6) avoid boring topics and boring conversations-if you can seize the opportunity to talk to her, you should communicate and communicate well. You can pay more attention to her recent situation, hobbies or views on things, ask questions to deepen your understanding and understanding of her, and let the topic continue naturally, instead of having a yes or no, which will be boring. Similarly, you should talk about what you think the other person is interested in, not just your expertise or ambition. Don't bore her on the first date, then there may be no next date. 7) It is advisable to finish the whole date successfully-after dinner, ask her what she thinks of the meal and whether she is interested in going to another store or staying for dessert, which will make her feel considerate. Dessert after dinner is a good suggestion. You can use this time to talk and laugh. After dinner, you have to send her home. Before you leave, simply say to her, "It feels so good to be with you tonight." Then. I believe she has no room to refuse you. How to chase the girl JQR, the following information is taken from the game "Beauty Terminator". Enjoy it! "The more times you touch a woman, the easier it is for her to fall in love with you." After touching a woman, you can enhance each other's intimacy (physical contact is the best way to get closer to a woman, but how to touch a woman without trace requires excellent skills). It would be perfect if I had a chance to touch her knees or hands. But if you meet on the first date, don't do this. In coffee shops and restaurants, you'd better choose side by side (that's how opportunities are created). If you choose a seat facing each other, you won't have a chance to touch each other. In terms of women's body, the left side (roughly the left side, but the right side for left-handed women) is a non-daily area, which is easy to feel itchy, and the left side of the breast is a sensitive area for women. Therefore, it is best to let the woman be on your left. If you hold her from the left rear with your left hand, she will fall into your arms. Then look forward to further good results. Popular men always keep a wide distance from undesirable women, but for eager women, there are ways to keep her around. Women are bound to be curious about men who attract attention (curiosity is fatal to women), and this curiosity can be used in interesting conversations and fresh intelligence information. If you are unpopular, even if the other person is curious, I can only try my best to escape as soon as I see you. Unpopular men are always lonely around me. Whenever I want to liven up the atmosphere, I want to be a popular person. I must have self-confidence (self-confidence and not arrogance are the only way to chase my girlfriend, remember! ), and good interpersonal relationships, I believe that in this way, a good girl will belong to you. I finally got a chance to ask her out, but I don't know what gift to bring. It's best to bring a flower on this occasion, so that you may pin it on her chest (giving gifts is knowledge, but it is unwise to insert flowers on the chest of an "unfamiliar" woman) or send it, which naturally forms an opportunity to kiss each other. As for dining, you may have to be careful the first time, but you can choose after the second time. To enhance our intimacy. If you can have a big bite with her, then your relationship is not just a friend, but a lover. After the other person becomes your girlfriend, many people worry that their relationship will not go on. In fact, if these people don't care too much, they will often let the opportunity to improve their mood slip away quietly. In the female ethnic group, they attach great importance to the boys who want to help women with their coats, because at the moment of taking off their coats, if there are men present, it is easy for women to have the illusion of lovers. When riding in the car, if you can say: put the forgotten things on my side, it will bring you closer to her. But if these behaviors are not used properly, they will be self-defeating. Mystery is very important to women. Men who meet by chance are more attractive to women than men introduced by others or known in the workplace. If this accidental situation happens repeatedly, women will be convinced of the existence of fate. But can they create a second chance? In fact, this is something that everyone can do. If you want to meet a girl anyway, you can check her commuting route and other related matters in detail, so it will be much easier to create a second chance. It is much easier to accept that women are successful men. Women always pay attention to the essential existence of men's true colors, so when they understand that men's true colors are not their favorite types, most people will take the opportunity to escape. It's better to make some changes if it can meet her preferences. In addition, excellent memory is a characteristic of women. Some men forget a sentence, but women remember it clearly, so you must remember everything you said to her. There is a principle when kissing a woman, that is, to press her against the wall. Women can find the steps against the wall because I can't hide (-yes! ! If you want to kiss a girl, give her a step, even if it is similar to "strong kiss", it is very easy to succeed! What you can't escape and avoid is a very important factor psychologically. Before you want to become an expert in erotic hunting, you must be familiar with all kinds of techniques and understand the psychology of women in order to win the final victory. Finally, when choosing a bar or restaurant, you'd better choose one with steps, because it will give you more excuses to get close to her. If you can hold her hand, it will make her peel off a layer of defense, and everything left in front of you is right. If you give in to a woman's words or attitude too much, you are bound to fail. The main difference between men and women is that they both have two personalities. They look soft on the surface, but underneath, they can be said to be evil. Men who are not good at pursuing women easily succumb to this horror. Men who are not used to facing such women will succumb to women's words or smiles and become indecisive.