Classic quotes from the legend of the White Snake

1. Xu Xian was caught by her brother-in-law for stealing from an official and a silver queen. .

Li Gongfu: Hanwen, I, Hanwen, brother-in-law, I'm sorry for you.

Xu Xian: It doesn’t matter, brother-in-law, it’s just a matter of righteousness, not to mention I’m just your brother-in-law

2. Bai: Xiaoqing, do you think he will come back? Xiaoqing: He...which one is him? Bai: Xiaoqing, you are here again. Of course I'm talking about that Xu... Xiaoqing: In my opinion, he may "promise" to come, and "promise"... maybe not to come. Bai: Ah~ How should I say it? Xiao Qing: What I mean is that if he cares about this umbrella, he will definitely come. However, if he doesn’t care about it, he will naturally not come. Bai: So... whether he comes or not is just because of this umbrella. Umbrella? Xiaoqing: Of course not, but he is also a well-established person. If he really wants to rely on this umbrella to establish relationships, I’m afraid his family will have to give the nod first. And... Bai: What else? Xiaoqing: Also, if he is brave enough to speak first, should our sister say to her personally, ‘I want to be husband and wife with you in order to repay my kindness’? Bai: How can I say something like this? Xiao Qing: But Xu Xian is stupid. I'm afraid...I'm afraid he doesn't dare to say it out loud: This... Xiao Qing: Alas~ Since ancient times, there is a saying: There is no cloud in the sky and it doesn't rain, and there is no matchmaker in the ground and there is no marriage~ Xiao Qing: Okay Yeah, just leave this umbrella here with us. In fact, this umbrella is quite valuable. I earned a hundred taels of silver and a wife. Officer, you really know how to do business.

3. Bai Suzhen: Oh, only bad officials are scolded. If they are good officials, how can they be scolded?

Xu Xian: Bad officials are scolded by good people, and good officials are scolded by bad people. There are many bad people these days, and it is difficult to be a good official. Therefore, I don’t want to be an official anymore. I just want to be a doctor and help people in the world, so as not to suffer. scold.

Bai Suzhen: Oh, if you become a doctor, you won’t get scolded.

Xu Xian: How can you get scolded if you help people survive?

Bai Suzhen: If you fail to heal someone, you will be scolded if they die.

Xu Xian: Dead people don’t know how to curse. (Brother Xian’s logical reasoning is really awesome...)

4. Li Gongfu: Hey, brother, I want to congratulate you on this. As the saying goes: Men want women, separated by mountains, women want men. Split yarn, I want to congratulate you, you are lucky.

5. Xiao Qing: Alas, I think this Guanyin Bodhisattva must be old and confused. Otherwise, how could she say these two sentences? "Looking high up in the West Lake", oh, how long have we been looking for it, looking here and there, there is no expert in this West Lake, it's just trying to bully people~

6. Xu Xian: Helping friends at both ends Knife, I would kill you with a thousand cuts.

7. Xu Xian: Hey, hey, actually, this is not only for treating throat, but also for toothache caused by wind and fire, and for dry cough without phlegm. This is a good herb for repelling fire and disinfecting. There is a man named An Nanzi.

Wu Yulian: Why not call it "An Nu"?

8.Xu Xian: Even if I were the Cowherd, I already had the Weaver Girl; even if I were Liang Hong, I already had Meng Guang.

9. Shopkeeper Tao: The officials and the two were bickering just now, but it seems to be okay now.

Xiao Qing: Shopkeeper Tao, our security hall is about to open.

Shopkeeper Tao: Yes, yes, yes.

Xiao Qing: So you have to help and take care of things inside the counter.

Shopkeeper Tao: Of course, of course.

Xiao Qing: Just stop worrying about other people’s affairs in bed.

10. Wang Daoling: It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge in three hundred years.

11. Xu Xian: But shopkeeper Tao told me that it’s all filled with flour.

Bai Suzhen: These are not flour, they are love powder

12. Zhao Xianjun: Do you think this white lady who came to the world to repay kindness and do good deeds looks like a bad person?

Immortals: I don’t see it.

Zhao Xianjun: I have good eyesight, but I don’t see anything like it (Wang Daoling asked the talisman to take back the white lady, and the white lady asked Zhao Xianjun to take back the talisman)

13. Xu Xian: If you make a mistake, I will pay ten .

Bai Suzhen: I hate it.

Xu Xian: Hey, you can’t hit me because I’m going to be a father.

(Xu Xian diagnosed Bai’s pregnancy)

14. Bai Suzhen: No, people with children have a higher body temperature than normal people. You are a doctor and you don’t understand this bit of common sense.

Xu Xian: I’ve never studied gynecology. Well, I don’t understand.

Bai Suzhen: If you don’t understand, just listen to me. Don’t mess around, lest you get fetal gas.

Xu Xian: Okay, okay, then I will do it now.

Bai Suzhen: Then find some books about gynecology and read them now to see what things we need to be on guard against

15. Xu Xian: Yes, otherwise Why do you want me as your husband? Madam, this golden hairpin will always belong to you.

Bai Suzhen: Official, my wife will always be yours, official. Thank you.

Xu Xian: You’re welcome, go and look in the mirror and see if I’m doing a good job.

Bai Suzhen: No, the officer fucks me beautifully every time. It doesn’t matter if you have a pair of skillful hands. I’ll do everything for my friends. I won’t be afraid of being cut into pieces for you. 16. Immortal : The first time is raw, the second time is cooked, and the third time is done with your eyes closed.

Bai: Listening to you say that, it seems like you have given birth yourself.

Xian: Alas, no. I’ve eaten pork and never seen a pig walk. Oops, why did I compare my child to a pig? Oh, madam, I’m sorry...

(Xu Xian is so funny. I want to laugh when I think of this paragraph. And the expression when she covers her mouth is so cute) 17. The White Snake soul comes out of the body, Xiaoqing helps protect the law, Xu Xian wants to enter the room

Xu Xian: Xiaoqing, you Let me come in quickly

Xiao Qing: You are not allowed to come in

Xu Xian: This is my bedroom, please open the door quickly:

Xiao Qing: I said no If you come in, you are not allowed to come in, you can’t understand me

Xu Xian: Even if you don’t let me in, there must be a reason

Xiao Qing: There is no reason! 18. Xiaoqing held the souls of five people in her hands and argued with Xu Xian

Brother Xian didn’t know what was going on, but he was very sensible: Xiaoqing, if you hold your fist so tightly, you don’t want to beat me. Let's vent your anger...

(Haha ~ the angry sister Qing) 19. Mrs. Liang: Xu Xian, your wife is a monster

Xu Xian: Mrs. Liang, Bairi Blue sky, bright universe,..., you talk nonsense, use strange power to confuse your mind, and make alarmist talk...! (As expected of a scholar~~ Haha~~) 20. Bai Suzhen sold the shop when Xu Xian was detained in Prince Liang's Mansion,

Brother Xian went back to the drug store to argue with the owner of the house. The owner advised Xu Xian to talk to him.

Xu Xian looked confused: "You have taken down the signboard, what else is there to say..." 21 .Zhixian Yang: Li Tou, look at that person who comes and goes without a trace, and who specializes in harming virgins.

Captain Li: According to what my subordinates saw, he is not a human being

Zhixian Yang: If he is not a human being, is he a ghost?

Captain Li: Yes From what my subordinates saw, he was not a ghost either.

Yang Zhixian: That is neither a human nor a ghost. Could it be that he is a god? ?

Captain Li: Lord Qi, from what I can see, he is not even a god! ~~

(I really can’t stand Li Captou’s seriousness) 22. Bai: Broken Bridge is where the official and I met

Qing: That’s absolutely right. This is where our bad luck started. 23. Xu Xian: I don’t know how to go to the “Three Plays of White Peony”.

Bai: What do you know?

Xu Xian: I know how to play Bai Suzhen three times! Haha~~

Have you noticed that Bai Suzhen is actually playing tricks here? That is to say, Bai Suzhen deliberately asked Xu Xian who do you want to play (she clearly knew Xu Xian’s answer), and then Xu Xian fell into the trick. .

24. Xiaoqing's lover returns home from a private meeting at night

Brother Xian uses his magic skill of reasoning - Qing'er, did you just come back or are you going out? Qing: I, I, Xu Xian: It was too late when I came back, and it was too early to go out. You should be sleeping now? 25. Xu Xian: Madam, why are you scolding her?

Xu Xian: Hey, I understand, it must be Qing'er who is at fault! (What a good husband...)

If a person with such a good temperament like the lady is scolding, then it must be She is so wrong (good reasoning) 26. Xu Xian: Chicken, chicken, you obediently replenish my wife's health. I will recite Amitabha in my heart, thank you, okay?

(——Xu Guanren, you are so cute^o^) 27. Mr. Li: You fart, everyone knows that my sister-in-law is gentle, gentle, virtuous, beautiful and neat. "A good woman from Qi" (My uncle's words are really elegant and vulgar ***praise~*o*) 28. Xu Guan and Qing'er are always bickering, so interesting -

Xu Xian picks up food for his sister and his wife, Caught Xiao Qing

Qing: I don’t want it

Xian: Who said I want to clip it to you

Qing: Not the best..

< p>Xu Jiaorong: With Qing'er here, we are not lonely at all

Qing: In two days, we will be lonely!

Crowd: Why

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Qing: One of me is not lonely, two (my wife’s sons) are not lonely, and three (sister Xu’s daughters) are not lonely, aren’t they just ‘no, no, no’ lonely?

Everyone laughs.

Xu Xian: I thought you were tongue-tied~~

Qing: Humph!

(This scene is really heartwarming, 555~ ~~~ ) 29. When White Snake was about to give birth, Xu Jiaorong asked Li Gongfu to find Hanwen and come back, saying that Qing'er had gone to see Wen Po to deliver the baby. Li Gongfu told Xu Jiaorong: When Wen Po comes, you can accompany her in the living room. Talk about it, don’t let her deliver the baby~

Xu Jiaorong: You have a nail on your head!

Li Gongfu: But snakes lay eggs. 5. It's not scary to have 6 eggs, right?

Xu Jiaorong: My brother and sister came down to earth to repay us a few eggs, is there such a thing?

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30. Do you know why babies cry when they are born? Many officials have good reasons - they cry because they are happy. . I was finally able to breathe back the breath I took out in my previous life. Of course I was happy.

But, there was such a long time between exhaling and inhaling. I couldn’t help but feel a little sad even though I was happy. It’s even louder~~ ) Should this be called ‘a lot of nonsense’~~~ 31. Bai: The official looks at you and is as happy as a child

Brother Xian: I am not a child< /p>

The child is outside

I am the child’s father~~

32. Xu Jiaorong laughed at Li Gongfu for not having the ability to choose a name. Li was not convinced and said that women With the name of a flower, she will be as beautiful as a flower in the future, and maybe she can even enter the palace and become a queen~~

Xiao Qing: Who wants to enter the palace and become a queen?

Brother Xian: My brother-in-law’s daughter

Xiao Qing: No!

Brother Xian: Just call her Lotus

Xiao Qing: You can’t call her Peony!

33. Xu Jiaorong: Qing'er, you are so well-behaved, whoever marries you in the future must be lucky

Xiao Qing: How could anyone dare to marry me...(Think of it Sad thing)

Brother Xian: No, as long as you are not so fierce, there will be a lot of people waiting in line, and maybe there will be a competition to recruit a bride

Little Qing: You take care of me~!

Brother Xian: I don’t care, I can’t care about it... He is so fierce, if there is a competition to recruit a bride, no one wants to win, and maybe he will have to fight himself~~ Haha

Xiao Qing: What are you talking about, I’ll beat you

Brother Xian: I didn’t say anything, I was reciting sutras... Amitabha~ Amitabha~

34. Xiao Qing: How can this not make sense? , do you have no status if you don’t have a son? You treat women like chickens that lay eggs

Shopkeeper Jin: ...We, Official Xu, are not patriarchal people

Xu Xian: Yes ..I like whatever my wife gives birth to

Shopkeeper Jin: Our boss’s wife, besides giving birth to sons and daughters, what else can she give birth to?

Xiao Qing: That’s right~

35. Li Tou wants to host a full moon banquet and invites hundreds of people, but Xu Jiaorong does not agree

Xu Jiaorong : We are not a rich family to begin with, so why should we show off to others?

Li Gongfu: Oh, we only invited three or five tables of people, what kind of show off is this?

Xu Jiao Rong: Table three or five? You just said you were going to invite a hundred people. Could it be that all the people you invited are rats and they are all crowded on the table? < /p>

Li Gongfu: I can never decide the matter with you girls, I will discuss it with Hanwen

Xu Jiaorong: Don’t go, Hanwen is going to the West Lake with his siblings~~

36. Lao Bai: My wife loves you so much that I don’t even have time to love you, so how can I be angry with you? It was like this before, and it will be the same in the future... 37. Xu Shilin appears~~

Qi Baoshan shot the bird and accidentally scared Shilin from the tree. He thought he was dead and wanted to bury him, but his conscience Struggle again...

Shilin: Are you digging or not?

Baoshan: You``you

Shilin: Bury, bury, bury me~

Baoshan: Are you a human or a ghost< /p>

Shilin: I am still a human now, but when you bury me I will be a ghost

Baoshan: You fell from such a high tree, you are not dead

< p>Shilin: Ha... You're sorry that I'm not dead, aren't you?

Xu Shilin, interesting, his personality is nothing like his parents~?

38. Xu Shilin: As the ancients said, people who are stupid are fond of being self-absorbed, and those who are cheap are fond of self-use. You are absolutely right~~

(You don’t even utter a single curse word~^o^)

39. Mr. Li: Maybe the two of them are feeling depressed. Ah, so what happened, they bought a bottle of wine, and the two of them got drunk. Then, they fell drunk on the roadside, and so what happened...

Xu Jiaorong: No matter how big you are!

Bilian: Oh dad, you really know how to tease~~

Master Li's "famous" classic reasoning jokes -, -

Bai Suzhen: People have Good thoughts will be preserved by Heaven. As a parent, it is human nature to love your children. What sin do I have? ?

40. Wonderful~The White Lady finally meets the long-lost audience~~~Huhu^.^

Mom, my child is unfilial and I have come to see you

< p>Xu Shilin wore the imperial uniform and came to Leifeng Pagoda. He knelt three times and kowtowed nine times in the hope that his filial piety would move heaven and save his mother from the tower. This is what I kept repeating.

41. Immortals are affectionate, Xu Shilin is extremely filial, you masters and servants are interested, this Bai Suzhen is really the best in the world...

In the end, Guanyin saved the White Lady~~~

42. Wenla, congratulations on giving birth to a neat son

Xian: What do you mean by neatness? Isn’t the daughter you gave birth to very neat?

Li: Neat, neat, neat