Funny personality saying mood phrases

Funny personality phrases to talk about mood

1. Why do jokes become cold after they pass through my mouth?

2. A quick look at you may not make you any good, but a closer look is worse than a quick look at you.

3. Wukong, come and show me your leopard print panties.

4. A row of egrets ascended into the sky, with me squeezed in the middle.

5. Turn left and go straight out the door. Thank you. Don’t forget to take away the garbage bag at the door.

6. A buck was running, running faster and faster, and finally turned into a high-speed buck.

7. When happiness knocks on the door, I am afraid that I will not be at home, so I have always been at home.

8. Show off your wealth in front of me? snort! I would go shopping at the two-yuan supermarket without blinking an eye!

9. I drew a coffin with you and her lying inside. How kind I am to let you die together.

10. You don’t have to find a rich boyfriend, but you must find a boyfriend who is willing to spend money for you.

11. Some things are called stimulation; there is a feeling called being stimulated.

12. There is no road in the world. There are many people walking, so it is useless to have a road.

13. A man who comes home early tells stories to his wife. A man who comes home late makes up stories for his wife.

14. As soon as I get up in the morning, I feel the urge to take a nap.

15. I am not sexy, but I am emotional!

16. It is said that people have only two choices, busy dying or busy living. I think I have a third choice: busy waiting to die.

17. Buy an oversized diaper to make up for the loss of my childhood.

18. Don’t challenge your limits. If you make you angry, you will bite.

19. The sky is dry and things are dry, beware of mistresses.

20. Next time a boy laughs at you for having thick legs, just reply: It’s just your legs that are thin. All three of your legs are thin.

21. God. I have always regarded you as a grandpa. You have never taken care of your grandson.

22. Some people are good at Chinese; some are good at mathematics; some are good at English; some are good at history;... I have a good mentality.

23. (Mood Phrases www.aiyangedu.com) The weather is too hot, I want to live in the cold palace!

24. Outside the Qingshan Tower, outside the building, you and the mistress are about to jump off the building. I am shouting "Come on" from downstairs.

25. Toss a coin: If it's heads, go online, if it's tails, go to bed, and if it's up, go do your homework.

26. You will go offline as soon as I go online, and you will go online as soon as I go online. I am alive now, why don’t you die?

27. A knife can swat a fly, and the taste is unique. Whoever wants to taste it should make a reservation in advance.

28. I said: Allow me to be silent occasionally, but never allow me to be silent.

29. With a lighter, my mother no longer has to worry about my studies and I won’t light anything.

30. Reading now means: close your eyes! I finished the class as soon as I opened my eyes! Close your eyes again and school is over!

31. I would rather be fat and cute than be ridiculously thin.

32. If you listen to nagging too much, you will also understand the artistic conception of sitting meditation.

33. The only reason why I am fat is that my body is too small to accommodate my full personality.

34. There is beer, and there is also beer belly.

35. I have been having nightmares these past two nights, so I have to find horror movies to calm down the shock...

36. In summer, eating watermelon and sleeping are the only serious things!

37. The so-called holiday means that your family is being criticized, you have no money to go out, and you are very free every day.

38. If I could travel through time and space, I would definitely plant a durian tree in front of Newton’s house.

39. My world is not bright to begin with, but when you come, it becomes completely dark...

40. I always feel that others are full after just a few bites, but I am When you’re full, you can still take a few more bites

41. Are you still used to it, the man I trained with my own hands?

42. When others hold hands, I will hold my dog ??for a walk and swim, and see who is unhappy and bites him twice.

43. It’s okay to scold you in normal times. Only when I beat you will you know that I am both civil and military.

44. There is no better sound than the school bell.

45. Don’t use your ignorance to challenge Russia’s blacklist.