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Ten jokes: Zhuge Liang never asked Liu Bei: Why?

Zhuge Liang never asked Liu Bei,

Why do we have so few arrows?

Guan Yu never asked Liu Bei,

Why do we have so few soldiers?

Zhang Fei never asked Liu Bei,

Enemy at the Gates, what should I do?

So one by one.

With straw boats and arrows,

There are five and six generals,

With the broken bridge shining, Cao Bing was scared away. ...

Zhao Zilong had only 20 soldiers when he was ordered to attack.

Ten cities were captured when the fruit was harvested.

More than 20,000 soldiers and more than 3,000 horses,

The military order only says: take this city!

-If everything is ready, what is your value!

The Monkey King met him on the way to learn from the scriptures.

Pig Bajie met him on the way to learn from the scriptures.

Friar Sand met him on his way to learn the scriptures.

Bai also met on the way to learn from the scriptures.

So to meet someone who can go with you,

You must hit the road first!

You don't have to travel with your peers.

It is because you are on the road that you will have company!

Unfortunately, many people think this truth backwards ~ ~ ~

The lion saw a mad dog and ran away quickly. The little lion said, "Dad, how shameful it is that you dare to fight with tigers and cheetahs and avoid a mad dog!" " The lion asked, "Son, is it an honor to beat a mad dog?" "The little lion shook his head." Let the mad dog take a bite of bad luck? "The little lion nodded."

In that case, why should we provoke a mad dog? "-not everyone deserves to be your opponent. Don't argue with people who have no quality. Smile away from him and don't let him bite you. This must be understood, because many people are playing mad dogs!

The post office didn't work hard, which made it successful. The bank didn't work hard and made Alipay. Communication didn't work hard, which made WeChat. Shopping malls don't work hard, Taobao succeeds. My wife doesn't work hard, but she also engages in a mistress. If you are still complaining today and don't work hard, then you must have achieved others! If you don't do it, others will do it. What's the matter with you? Don't grow up, no one is waiting for you!