Kneel for a funny classic joke! Just to fool your girlfriend. Don't wear yellow. I don't want to ruin my image in front of her.

1, the young couple quarreled over a trifle. After the quarrel, the husband regretted it, so he let his wife watch two horses pulling a car outside. He said, "Why can't we go forward together like those two horses?"

The wife said angrily, "We are not two horses, because one of us is a donkey!" " "

One day, an elephant in the zoo died suddenly, and the keeper came and immediately threw himself on the elephant and cried. Seeing this scene, the tourists were deeply moved and said, "The affection between this keeper and this elephant is too deep." Unexpectedly, someone interjected: "There is a rule in this zoo that if an animal raised by someone dies, then the grave of this animal must be dug by the keeper." How can he not cry? "

Mao Mao's father never lets his children talk while eating. When eating, my father saw Mao Mao's desire to talk and said to him, "Son, what do you want to say?"

"Dad, is the fly delicious?" Mao Mao asked.

"no!" The father said, "Why do you ask?"

"There was one on your plate just now, and you swallowed it."

4. The word "piece" on the signboard of an "auto parts factory" fell off the edge and became "cow". An old farmer saw it and muttered, this car should at least have a tractor! Modify the answer