What joke can make me happy?

Friends, if you don’t laugh at the 2 short jokes I specially collected... then give the best answer to someone else. I hope everyone is happy.! Hehe, jokes are meant to make people happy. Well. And they are all short jokes, so they won’t make people sick. ⑴ The ant and the little white rabbit were walking in the forest, and suddenly they met an elephant. The ant quickly dug into the soil and stretched out one leg. The little white rabbit was very curious when he saw it, and asked: What are you doing? The ant quietly said to it: Hush... Don't make a sound, I will trip it and kill it.!!! ⑵ A patient who had an operation for the first time. , he worriedly said to the doctor: "I'm very scared, this is my first time to have an operation." The doctor said that I was even more scared: "This is also my first time to have an operation." ⑷ A monk said to a female donor: "Donor , you have a bad omen (bra) on your body." The female donor was anxious: "Master, how can you get rid of the bad omen (bra)" The monk said: "Even if you take off the bad omen (bra), you can't escape the two big waves in your body." ⑸ Centipede I was bitten by a snake and was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. After diagnosis, the doctor said: I must amputate to prevent the spread of venom! The centipede thought: Fortunately I have many legs! The doctor comforted him: Brother, be considerate, you will be an earthworm from now on. ⑹ A person who rides a motorcycle likes to wear clothes backwards, that is, buttoning them at the back to block the wind. One day he was driving drunk, overturned, and fell on the side of the road. When the police arrived... Police Officer A: What a serious car accident. Police Officer B: Yes, my head was hit in the back. Police Officer A: Well, he’s still breathing. Let’s help him turn his head back. Police Officer B: Okay... One or two times of hard work, it turned back. Police Officer A: Well, I’m not breathing... ⑺ A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, "Where are you from?" If you don’t tell me, I’ll electrocute you! A college student replied to his enemy and was electrocuted to death. He said: I am from TV University! ⑻ A woman was taking a train, her period came, and she had no place to return her sanitary napkins. ． ． In a hurry. Open the window and get out! It hit a farmer on the face. The farmer touched his face and said after reading it. ． I fork. ． ． The train is fast. I was beaten with just a piece of paper and my face was covered in blood! ! ! ! ⑼ Hua Mulan joins the army. . . One day during the war, I had my period and was about to change my sanitary napkin when suddenly a shell hit me. She fainted. . . . When she woke up she was on the operating table. . . . The doctor said, "Are you okay?!!!" Hua Mulan said, "What's wrong? I'm okay." . . . "You can't call it okay... Your life was blown away and you're still okay?!" The doctor said, "But it's okay now!" Hua Mulan said, "What's wrong?". . "I'll sew it up for you!!~" the doctor said. ⑽ A woman could not get married because of her small breasts. One day during a blind date, she said to a man: "Do you dislike my small breasts?" The man said: "Are they as big as steamed buns?" The woman said yes! On the wedding night, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber, knelt down and looked up to the sky and shouted: "Oh my god, Wangzai little steamed bun!" A woman couldn't get married because of her small breasts. One day during a blind date, she said to the man: "I have small breasts. Do you dislike it?" ?” The man said, “Is it a big peach?” The woman said yes! On the wedding night, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber, knelt down and looked up to the sky and shouted: "Oh my god, are cherries also peaches?!!!" A woman couldn't get married because of her small breasts. One day during a blind date, she said to the man: "I have small breasts. Do you dislike it?” The man said, “Is it as big as an orange?” The woman said yes! On the wedding night, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber, knelt down and looked up to the sky and shouted: "Oh my God, kumquats?!" A woman couldn't get married because of her small breasts. One day during a blind date, she said to the man: "I have small breasts, you Do you dislike it?” The man said, “Is it as big as an egg?” The woman said yes! On the wedding night, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber, knelt down and looked up to the sky and shouted: "Oh my God, a poached egg?!!!"