Collect humorous jokes about zombies

Team member 1: Stand back, zombies are found ahead!

Player 2: Refuse to accept.

Player 1: Back off, you want to kill me.

Player 2: There is a zombie in front of you, but there are a bunch of zombies in front of me.

Zombie: Don't shoot. I'll help you block the door so that other zombies can't get in.

Man: On my mark, everyone, stand by, 3.2. 1.

Shoot, get rid of the idiots on this road.

Zombie: Do I protect you from fighting?

Man: Yes, you are blocking the road!

Man: Little zombie, I advise you not to bite me, or you will regret it.

Zombie: I regret not biting you.

Human: Wait, I installed anti-virus software, I just don't want you to waste your time ~

1: Why haven't you been online for so long?

The computer is infected with a virus.

65438 +0: Just kill the virus.

Number two, it's no use. It mutates and is highly contagious.

No. 1: Just take it for repair.

No.2: No, I dare not touch it.

No.65438 +0: Why?

Second: I'm afraid of being infected and becoming a zombie.

1: What zombie?

Second place: Little Zombie.

1: Who was infected?

Second place: mother.