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Interesting brain teasers and riddles

Humor is a remarkable feature of brain teasers. Without laughter, brain teasers are out of the question. Here are the funny brain teasers I brought. I hope you like them.

Brainstorming recommendation

1. Why does the hammer lose money? Answer: He has money.

2. Why did Kobe suddenly eat less for a month? Answer: the second month.

There is something much lighter than the weight that Hercules can lift, but Hercules can't lift it. What is this? Answer: himself.

4. What can I do to realize my dream? Answer: Turn on the alarm clock before going to bed.

It is said that the poem written by Jamie was stolen from a book, but Jamie denied it. What is his reason? A: The poem is still in the book.

6. Things falling from the plane hit people, but people were not injured. Why? Answer: The paratroopers were hit by umbrellas.

7. Xiaohua stands as high as the dining table, but after two years, she moves freely under the table. Why? Answer: Xiaohua is a dog.

8. A wanted man went to a beauty salon, and the beautician gave him plastic surgery, but as soon as he went out after plastic surgery, the police caught the answer: he became another wanted man.

9. How can two people stand back to back and kick each other's knees? Answer: Go to the first kick.

10. In a very difficult exam, Jiao Jiao's father was very calm. Why? Answer: He is the invigilator.

1 1. What books must I buy? Answer: marriage certificate.

12. Why does the captain let the tall man stand in front and the short man stand behind when training new recruits? Answer: The captain was a fruit stand before he joined the army.

13. Xiaoming found that his room was stolen, but he was not nervous at all. Why did he answer: someone else's room?

14. Dad promised to reward Hanson as long as he passed the exam 10 yuan, but why did Hanson still fail? Answer: To save money for my father.

15. Three students played checkers for 45 minutes. How long did each student play? Answer: 45 minutes

16. A car is speeding forward, but its wheels are not moving at all. What happened? A: This car is moving.

17. What's your biggest wish after school starts? Answer: Vacation.

18. Savi watches movies in the cinema. Why does he always watch incoherent movies? Answer: I always watch and sleep for a while.

19. Dad's watch has just been washed. Why don't you leave? Answer: My son washed it with tap water.

The teacher assigned Sam a composition entitled "What is laziness". Sam wrote this composition in the shortest sentence. How did he write it? Answer: This is laziness.

Classic riddle sharing

1. People spend more, guess a word. The answer is: waste.

2. There are many people and the heat is high. Guess a word and the answer is: eight.

People can guess a word without meters, and the answer is: righteousness.

4. Personality is the key to guessing words. The answer is: lovers.

5. Personality is the key to guessing words. The answer is: hesitation.

6. Artificial rainfall. Guess a word. The answer is: play.

7. Guess a person's word after falling wild goose, and the answer is: Xun.

8. Guess a word after a wild goose falls. The answer is: from

9. After the goose falls, the four methods guess a word before the flower. The answer is: Ben.

10. Guess a word on the sidewalk. The answer is: yes.

1 1. Guess a word at the crosswalk. The answer is: big.

12. Guess a word on the crosswalk and the answer is: 100.

13. Guess a word in the goggles. The answer is: enter.

14. People guess a word from the center of the party, and the answer is: lovers.

15. People often guess a word in the bamboo shed. The answer is: articles.

16. People try their best to guess a word. The answer is: Shanghai.

17. People try their best to guess a word, and the answer is: W.

18. Guess what a human participant said. The answer is: fire.

19. Guess a word in the twentieth spring of the world. The answer is: tea.

20. Guess a word in February, and the answer is: Hu.

Classic joke sharing

1、? People who are too soft-hearted usually have hard shoulders. ?

? Why?

? Because he has to bear all the problems himself! ?

Before the execution, the condemned man trampled an ant and claimed to find a cushion when he died.

A watchdog broke free from the dog chain and wanted to see the outside world. When he came back, he found that his master had found another dog to replace him. The dog is lost. The cat saw it and the dog said sadly. I lost my chain. . . ?

4. Seeing that the front line was in an emergency, Mu Guiying was very anxious, so he went to the general's camp and watched the general walk around. It's hard to talk. The general asked? what can I do for you?

Mu Guiying:? Xiamu family

General:? What are you doing here? Get out of here.

5. Bajie and Friar Sand found Yue Lao. Old moon! Look, my brothers are still single. Do you think there is a suitable introduction? Our brother's happiness depends on you. ?

Old Yue lit a cigarette, took a few sips and said slowly, Brother! It's not that I don't help you, but that the girls refused when they heard your names. I can't cover it! ?