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Funny classic sentences of confession

Funny classic sentences of confession

That's how I love you, okay? Give me a reason why I can not love you, but you don't seem to have it. It seems impossible for me not to love you! The following are the classic funny sentences about confession that I collected for you. Welcome to reading.

You are the shore, I am the boat, you are the sun, and I turn around for you. Happiness only counts if you give me the whole world.

2. My eyes look at you affectionately. They are as blue as the sea, so pure that they can't be kneaded into a small fine sand.

I love you. To me, you are bread in the morning, banana in the evening, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan.

It takes a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes me a lifetime to forget you.

5. I love you very much! Although you can't feel my sincerity, in my heart, you will always be the only lover! I learned to forget myself, but I can't forget you.

6. Although there is no fate, I hope that in the days to come, I can add a beautiful memory to your memory, and I can make up for the affection in the afterlife through my efforts in this life.

7. I am the salt in your dish. Without me, everything has lost its flavor. I am your winter sun, summer popsicle and cloudy umbrella.

8. If I really tell my guilt, I'm afraid you will think I'm worthless, but if I don't tell it, I feel worthless.

9. Over the years, I have been looking for my ideal love, but no one can touch me like you at the initial moment, and it is getting deeper and deeper.

10, I am an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to. Can You Ever Forgive Me? Honey.

1 1, singing sad songs and looking at the beloved girl. My heart is broken for you, and the song is sung for you. I just want you to be happy. I'm sorry!

12, in the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional post, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal master, accompanying me to spoil me; For life!

13, people say: Love someone without asking for anything in return. But I want you to give it back to me and let me give you all my love in my lifetime!

14, there are your favorite colors in the sky, and there are your best matching characters in reality. White clouds depend on the blue sky, and the blue sky contains white clouds, just like you and me now, how beautiful it is!

15, it is a kind of fate that you and I met, and we cherish this hard-won feeling. I hope I can accompany you on the road for the rest of my life.

16, recalling the days when we were together, I can't help but feel heartache. Didn't we agree not to separate? How can you leave me like this?

17, it is because of love that I quietly avoid it. What I avoid is the figure, but what I can't avoid is the silent feelings; Today I finally got up the courage to express my love to you.

18, the greatest luck in life is knowing you, and the greatest misfortune is not having you. Maybe you will meet the person you love deeply, but you won't meet the second person who loves you as much as I do.

19, love makes us meet, love makes us fall in love, love makes us fall in love, love makes us care, let me give you all my love in my lifetime!

20. A gentle heart is for happy people! Romantic heart! It is the eternal heart of all beings, the eternal heart of those who wait, and I am willing to send a blessing heart to my dearest person!

2 1, I think I have a crush on you for a long time.

Honey, you always say that I love to brag, so please listen to me. For you, I can stay on the moon for nine days, but I can catch turtles in five oceans! ? Because: that? Month? Is that you? Turtle? You too!

23. I really want to erase you from my memory, but I can't help thinking of you: every moment in my dream and every minute when I wake up.

The funny classic sentence of confession 2 1, I see you, I'm afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you. I need to recharge. Without you, I think I will cut off the power.

2. The wind blew, but it didn't blow away my melancholy; After the rain, I failed to wash away my sadness; But the vivid flash under your eyelashes makes my world fragrant and beautiful. Come to think of it, I missed a lot in my life: a scenery, a period of time, a smile, but fortunately, I didn't miss meeting you at last. 520 confession day, besides wishing, I also want to tell you that your happiness is the most important thing in my life.

I like you as people like roses. On the one hand, I like its fragrance, on the other hand, I have to accept its thorns. In other words, I will accept your advantages and disadvantages!

I tell you: first of all, I love you; Secondly, I still love you; Third, I still love you, I love you.

Facing you, I can only stop approaching you and listen to your voice on the phone. Feelings are responsibilities, and you can't walk away. Therefore, lovers are stupid, and life is very bitter and tired.

6. In your spare time, have a cup of tea and look up at the sky. The moon is my eyes to see you, the hazy cloud shadow beside the moon, and the screen embroidered by the weaver girl for the cowherd! Tanabata is here. Happy tanabata!

7. In fact, this topic is because when I was a child, a junior high school class that I hadn't seen for years organized a party. Later we went to karaoke and watched him sing as usual. I watched him smoking directly opposite, but I didn't have the courage and position to let him put down his cigarette like last year. After all, in fact, I never took a stand. Only last year, I still held the attitude of righteousness and righteousness. Now, I look at everything and everyone easily, and go to Qiu Lai in the spring.

8. If I can change you and let you stay in my sight for a lifetime ... I won't keep it.

9. I look at your gentle smile. I ask myself whether this lucky person can always be around to make you laugh, and whether he is lucky enough to protect and love you all his life. The answer is, will you marry me?

10, love, some melodies have never been sung, and some candles have never been lit. However, the world suddenly has music and light. I don't even know you, but my heart is like a crumpled paper.

1 1, I don't have too many sweet words, I only have a heart that loves you forever. It was not easy for us to meet. Do you really want this love to blow away like the wind? The deeper you love, the more painful your heart is. Leaving you is my most painful choice.

12, take good care of yourself, I don't want to wait until the next life to love you.

13, colourful words can only embellish feelings. If I am silent, it is because I really love you. Maybe I'm not your favorite, but I know you are the favorite of my life! I have been in love for thousands of years, and the person I love in this life is still you.

14, that's how I love you, okay? Give me a reason why I can not love you, but you don't seem to have it. It seems impossible for me not to love you!

15, regardless of the ends of the earth, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, I will definitely take you with me, and wherever I go, you are the heaviest bag in my life. Think about it, only you are the best for me. If you don't want me, who will?

16, love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated; Love you for five thousand years is hopeless; It is absurd to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength!

17, I don't love you. I lied to you. I don't want to lie, but I just don't love you. I just want to lie to you. I can't let you guess my heart.

18, you like me after receiving this message, and you secretly love me after deleting it. If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine! It's up to you

19, according to the earliest love poem, it is written like this: You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing, holding your furry little hand and biting your mouth, ah! It is love that makes us walk upright!

20. You are my exclusive memory, the quatrains in my poems, the sweetness I want, the temper I enjoy, the only miracle I want on Valentine's Day, and the precious memory at the end of my life.

2 1, what is romance, knowing that she doesn't love you, and giving her 99 roses. What do you mean by waste? When you knew that she loved you, you gave her 99 roses.

22. Dear? Scanning? To you, my love? Program? Just? Start? Well, people say we are very? Compatible? . Belong to? Hyperlinks? . Especially in the days we met, our feelings were very fast. Upgrade? Yes!

23. If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.

24. The moment I first met you, my heart was burning, and I liked your lovely laughter. You are a gentle, quiet and aura girl.

25. Gently put the oath on your finger. From now on, we will have a lifetime. Looking at your beautiful face tonight will be the only name in my future arms.

26. I don't have enough colors to describe your beauty, and I don't have excellent literary talent to express my affection for you, but I have a sincere heart. It beats for you, shares happiness with you and shares sorrow with you.

27. I was born to smile and touch my heart. I sincerely love you all my life. I'm worried that being chased by others will make me distracted from my work. I will be very happy to see you. I will always be the most sincere to you, and I will never change my mind.

28. If wind and rain make us less romantic, don't be disappointed. Walking hand in hand, we can still feel romantic.

29. You know, actually, the first time I held hands with you, I decided to be your bride and lover forever in my life.

30. If it is still rainy season, I would like to go with you! If there is a sunset, I would like to enjoy it with you! If I had money, I would buy all roses and chocolates. I dedicate my heart and all this to you.

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