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What if Huang Shaotian becomes a girl?
OOC! The whole text is probably more funny than all Huang Xiang! Please don't take this article seriously...it's just a piece of imagination written for my own entertainment! I'm really sorry if I offended you all. #黄少天女体 Caution#
If Huang Shaotian became a girl 0.1 Blue Rain Occasion
It was a scorching morning with dazzling sunlight. Today's Blue Rain is as harmonious as ever.
They have long been accustomed to the high temperature in G City. Although it is only the beginning of May, the air conditioners have already been turned on throughout the Blue Rain Club. The Blue Rain Canteen, which is famous for its five-star canteen, of course also provides the team members with extremely comfortable treatment. The team members in the canteen found their partners in twos and threes and had breakfast together.
At this time, Yu Wenzhou was also sitting at the table with the main players of the Blue Rain team, slowly nibbling on the chicken feet in his hands.
"Zheng Xuan. Where is Xiao Lu?" Yu Wenzhou spit out the bones in his mouth, picked up a tissue and wiped his hands and mouth and asked.
Zheng Xuan quickly swallowed the rice rolls in his mouth and looked up at Yu Wenzhou: "Huh? Xiao Lu, didn't Xiao Lu say that he went to wake Mr. Huang up? It seems like he has been there for a long time. Ah, didn't you go back and sleep secretly?"
Yu Wenzhou smiled and stood up: "Then I..."
Before Yu Wenzhou finished speaking, Xiao Lu's voice came from the door of the canteen: "Ah ah ah! Captain! Captain! Everyone! Everyone! It's not good, it's not good, it's not good, something is wrong!!!"
Yu Wenzhou Looking at Xiao Lu who was bent over and panting beside him, he reached out and patted his back to calm him down, and said softly: "Xiao Lu, what's the matter? Don't rush first, take it slow, and then slowly Said."
"Ha...ha...Captain...Huang...there's a girl in Mr. Huang's room!"
The Lanyu cafeteria suddenly became quiet. Time seemed to have stopped, everyone was stunned and motionless.
With complicated emotions, Yu Wenzhou led Blue Rain’s main force to the door of Huang Shaotian’s dormitory.
Yu Wenzhou reached out and knocked on the door of Huang Shaotian's dormitory with a trembling hand.
"Shaotian...Shaotian? Are you there? It's time to get up. It's time to train."
There was no response in the room.
The main players of Blue Rain were all staring at the door closely behind Yu Wenzhou, as if they were looking for several holes.
"Captain! Maybe Mr. Huang is hiding that beautiful big sister!" Xiao Lu puffed up his cheeks and said dissatisfiedly.
Yu Wenzhou paused, then turned back to Xiao Lu and said, "Xiao Lu, don't talk nonsense. Maybe it's just a misunderstanding." After saying that, Yu Wenzhou reached out his hand again and planned to knock on Huang Shaotian's door. There was a "click" from the door.
The door was opened.
A female voice sounded.
"Who is bothering me, bothering me, knocking on other people's doors early in the morning? Don't you know that disturbing other people's sleep is very immoral and disgusting? Please be careful... eh ? Captain?”
Everyone standing at the door was stunned.
The person who opened the door and said a long list of words was not the Huang Shaotian they were usually familiar with.
But a girl.
About a head shorter than Huang Shaotian, with the same chestnut hair as Huang Shaotian hanging down to his shoulders. The facial features on his face are very similar to Huang Shaotian's, but they are much softer and not as sharp as Huang Shaotian's facial features. Under the long eyelashes, the big watery eyes still showed the confusion of not waking up. He was still wearing the SpongeBob SquarePants pajamas that Huang Shaotian usually wore, but they were one size larger, and the neckline was so big that one of his shoulders was exposed. The fair skin and collarbone are exposed to the air. There are also...two plump...meat balls on the chest, and two bulges can be vaguely seen.
"Puch——"
"Ah ah ah!!! Li Yuan, cheer up!!! Nosebleeds, nosebleeds, nosebleeds a lot! Oh my god, the sadness is flowing like a river! Li Yuan Come on!"
"Li Yuan, don't die! Go get the tissue!" Paper towels!"
"Hurry up and drag it to the toilet first!"
Huang Shaotian finally came to his senses after looking at the chaotic scene in front of him, and planned to go over and help.
"Hey, hey? Li Yuan, are you okay? Do you want help? But seeing so many people, I don't need it...Eh...? What's wrong with my voice...my voice?" !"
Huang Shaotian suddenly covered his mouth in the middle of speaking.
"She" looked down at herself, and then at the teammates in front of her who were reacting abnormally.然后伸手摸了摸自己的头发,脸,胸,还有…私处…
“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!老子的冰雨不见了Ah! ! Oh my! What are these big lumps on my chest? Oh, help! Captain! Help me!" Huang Shaotian pounced on Yu Wenzhou. But Huang Shaotian seemed to have forgotten that he was no longer a man, but a woman...
Yu Wenzhou only felt that there were two soft things pressing against him in his arms.
Yu Wenzhou said that he was also under a lot of pressure...
"Anyway...Shaotian...you go back to the room first. We will buy you two new clothes, and then put Li Yuan Take care of it..."
There is no airtight wall anywhere in the world.
Within a few seconds, the group of professional players immediately started to get excited.
Jun Moxiao:
Hahahahahahahaha what? ! Shaotian turned into a woman? ! The drama of the year! How could I miss this wonderful show? Wenzhou has some delicious food waiting for me. Brother, come over right now.
Wang Buliuxing:
I have said more that this kind of thing has nothing to do with me. Don't get involved with me at every turn. But you can still ask me to go over and help. Captain Yu, I will also be there in the next two days.
Dazzling Hundred Blossoms:
What hahahahahahaha! Huang Shaotian hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha That’s good, you Lan Yu have a girl! How great hahahahahaha@大 Desert Guy Yan @ShiBuZhuan Captain Zhang Vice Can we go over and visit Miss Huang Shaotian who has gone through a big turning point in her life
大 desert Guyyan:
Right.
The stone does not turn around:
Although it is an opponent. But it is still necessary to pay attention.
…………
Huang Shaotian looked at the chat records of the group of professional players and was almost so angry that his orifices were bleeding and he kicked his legs to death.
Huang Shaotian was scratching his hair and losing his temper. He sighed and looked at the women's clothing in his hand. He took out his mobile phone and opened QQ and clicked on Su Mucheng's profile picture. Sent a sentence.
Su Mucheng... I would like to ask you how to wear a bra.
At this time, Su Mucheng was drinking water and watching the battle in the group, secretly deciding on the female body theme for the next book. When I saw Yu Wenzhou's profile picture flashing up, I clicked on it and saw a message that completely destroyed my outlook on life. The water in my mouth suddenly sprayed all over the screen.
"Ah! Mumu, are you okay?!" Chen Guo happened to be passing by and saw this scene, so she hurriedly stepped forward and handed over a tissue.
"Cough, cough, cough, cough, it's okay, it's okay..." Su Mucheng tried her best to hold back her laughter, coughing and waving her hands, while taking the tissue handed over by Chen Guo. Then he looked at Ye Xiu who was sitting opposite and said, "What time did you book the flight?"
Ye Xiu took the cigarette out of his mouth, put it next to the ashtray, and flicked it. He flicked the ashes from his cigarette and smiled: "Haha, four o'clock in the afternoon."
-TBC-
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