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Life is like a mirror, which can make me understand a lot, but sometimes it will make me confused. Life is like a mirror. She finds the hidden side of people, but sometimes it puzzles me. Life is like a mirror, it reveals a word "love" bit by bit.
Some people have learned a lot in life, while others have lost their way in life. It's like losing a compass in a dense forest. Have you ever been confused? I've always been confused. Who hasn't lost his way in the vast starry sky?
Emperor Taizong said: "With copper as a mirror, you can be well dressed; Take people as a mirror, you can know the gains and losses; Taking history as a mirror, we can know the decline. I used to think that taking life as a mirror can reflect people's hearts, so I hate life.
Xiaohua (a pseudonym), a nice girl in the dormitory, speaks ill of me in the dormitory, but she tells me Xiaohong (a pseudonym) says it every time. So Xiaohong once told me that Xiaohong spoke ill of me in the dormitory every day. I asked him, and he said no, but I asked several other students, and I was completely disappointed. It's really her.
Since then, I have never said a word to Xiaohua (a pseudonym), and she continued to say that I was not in the dormitory. Finally, one day, I couldn't bear it any longer and had a big fight with her. I cried in bed that night. I hate communicating with people. Until the next day, I sat in bed doing nothing, as if I saw me quarreling with others. Unreasonable me, arrogant me I always thought I was right, and I wouldn't reflect on myself.
I'm getting it. In the rest of my life, whenever I want to do something, I will think; 1 Is this right? 2 What do you think? Life is a mirror. Do you love life? I love life. Look at yourself from life and find answers from your own problems. Ask yourself more why and less why.
Experience life, experience life.
On Saturday afternoon, I finished my homework and played by myself for a while, but it was not interesting at all. So I asked my mother, "mom, will you play with me?" It is really boring for me to play alone. " Mother put down her work and said, "OK, what game shall we play?" Mother thought for a moment and then said, "Let's play the game of looking in the mirror." "Look in the mirror? There is such a game, ok, how to play? " I asked. Mom said:
"I am a person in the mirror, and you are a person who looks in the mirror. Every time you do an action, my mother must do it like you. If my mother does something different from you, even if my mother loses. " "Good, good." I am happy to say.
The game has started. I sat down, and so did my mother. I stand at attention and she stands at attention.
I stamped my feet in a hurry and she stamped her feet in a hurry. I wiped my mouth with paper and she wiped her mouth with paper. Whatever I do, my mother can always do exactly the same as me. I thought: these are too simple to beat my mother at all. I must figure out the best way to beat my mother. Yes, I see a book on the desk. I picked up a book to cover half my face, and my mother also picked up a book to cover half my face. I slowly moved up to cover my whole face, and my mother moved up to cover my whole face. After a while, I quietly moved the book down. My mother didn't move for a long time, but she covered the whole face with the book. She must think I'm still covering my whole face with books. I burst out laughing. My mother didn't put down the book until she heard my laughter. When she knew that she had been cheated, she smiled, too. I'm so happy. I hit my mom.
My parents took me to Xiamen this summer vacation. Our first stop is the Science and Technology Museum. I have visited all the dazzling experience activities in the Science and Technology Museum. What impressed me most was the mirror maze in the museum.
Wow, a lot of mirrors, one side connected to the other, just like a closed glass house. In order not to let us hit the wall, the staff issued a foam stick and touched the front mirror with it while walking. When I started walking, I followed a little brother, straightened my crutches and passed the first mirror smoothly. It doesn't seem that difficult. I want to put down the stick and try it myself. Look up, huh? There is a little brother in front, a little brother on the left and a little brother on the right. There is a little brother behind him. Which is the real little brother? I'm going straight ahead anyway. Ouch! My head! I was unfortunately caught. I had to pick up the stick and walk carefully. Touching this side won't work, and touching that side still won't work. Just when I was depressed, my mother reminded me: "Look at his shoes!" " "It finally worked, and soon I walked out of the mirror maze smoothly.
Why is this maze so difficult to walk?
After my repeated research, I found that there is a lot of knowledge in it. Everyone knows that light travels in a straight line, right? Light shines on countless flat mirrors, forming countless light reflections. Once inside, people seem to be separated into several, and no matter which direction they look, they are all the same person. At this time, our brains will misjudge and can't tell where the real way out is.
A small mirror, after people's design, can be comparable to Zhuge Liang's Bagua Array. This time, I finally learned a lot. It seems that it is urgent to use your brains and master more scientific knowledge.
I used to have a small mirror.
I remember when I was in the first grade of junior high school, my sister bought me a lovely small oval mirror. I put it in my pocket and carry it with me every day. Before starting a new day, I look at my face with this small mirror.
This little mirror helped me at that time. Once, when our school was cleaning, a lot of dust flew to my face, making my face covered with sweat and dust. I didn't know it yet. I didn't see it until I took a picture of it the next morning. At this time, I was angry and funny, so I rushed down. From then on, I am more grateful to Xiao Jing, who has become my good friend.
Once the mid-term exam was over, I felt so happy that I skipped home, accidentally dropped it and broke it. But at that time, I didn't feel sad because I lost a good friend, because I did well in this exam. So my good friend left like this. But I found my mistake in the final exam, because my grades dropped obviously, but there was still a small mirror missing!
After that, I suffered a lot because I didn't have a small mirror. These little things made me realize that it was my fault that the mirror was broken, and it was a bigger mistake not to look in the mirror. So I deeply realized how much each of us needs a small mirror of our own! Because he can not only point out the dirt on our faces, but also point out every little freckle on our faces without emotion.
However, the mirror is not only used to look at the face, but also a small mirror should look at yourself at any time. We should thank and cherish the mirror.
Criticism and self-criticism are the best and most precious mirrors in our lives.
Life is an invisible mirror, what you give it, it will return to you.
In the past, Mother Earth was young, beautiful and lovely, which had a lot to do with human care. Long ago, mankind never destroyed forests or cut down trees indiscriminately. At that time, the sky was blue, the river was clear, the trees were shady, the birds were singing, the flowers were fragrant, the children thrived and the old people enjoyed their old age. All these beautiful environments are gifts that Mother Earth gives back to mankind.
Now, Mother Earth is very ill and wrinkled. She has an air pollution disease. Mother Earth suffers from this rare disease because of sewage and gas from factories and tail gas from cars. "Blood pollution disease" is man-made, and all kinds of burning waste gas are discharged and put in disorder, which has hidden dangers to human drinking water. "Sound pollution disease" is because before dawn, the horns of various vehicles "drip drip" made Mother Earth unable to sleep. Now there are fewer and fewer trees, the air will become dirty, people will get sick, and some young trees will be ruthlessly uprooted as soon as they are planted. If human beings don't care for Mother Earth, Mother Earth will naturally get sick and can't give human beings a better living environment.
Life is an invisible mirror. When you give it truth, goodness and beauty, it will give you a smile and praise in return. If you give it ruthlessness and indifference, it will only bring you disappointment and loneliness.
I look in the mirror every day when I brush my teeth, wash my hands and comb my hair. I can't stop when I look in the mirror. Dad often laughs and says, "You look in the mirror like this every day. I don't know if it will become ugly? " My mother often urges me, and she also calls me smelly.
In the mirror, I have very big eyes, but my nose is short and flat. My mother often tells me to pinch my nose, saying that I will look good if I pinch my nose high. Now I pinch my nose almost every day, and finally someone says that my nose is high.
What bothers me most is my ears. Every time I cut my bangs, I look like a boy. Every time I look in the mirror, I hold my ear and push it in. It's beautiful. But as soon as I let go, it changed back to its original appearance. It turns out that pinching my ears is useless to me. Then I may be an ear for the rest of my life.
In front of the mirror, I studied my "big mole" carefully. I always ask my mother, "Why do I have such a big mole on my forehead and a hair on it?" "How should I know? I only know that this is the biggest mole on your body, and this is unique to you. " Say that finish, mother smiled.
After taking a shower, I will stand in the chair and look in the mirror. Looking at that long leg, I will think of my mother's long leg. Look at my skinny body, it's my father's inheritance. From time to time, I think, dad has become so fat now. Will I get fat when I grow up? The more I thought about it, the more scared I became. Finally, I stopped dreaming.
Looking around in the mirror, I still feel much cuter when I was a child. I was white and tender, and my figure was just right, but why did I change when I grew up? Is this the price of growing up?
It is no exaggeration to say that every household has a mirror, which is very inconspicuous, but it still plays a great role.
The mirror of the dressing table allows us to see whether our makeup is proper; The mirror in the bathroom can let us see whether the hair is combed properly; The floor-to-ceiling mirror allows us to see whether we are dressed appropriately; Car rearview mirror can let us see the situation behind the car. ...
Some mirrors are tangible and some are invisible. Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of Tang Dynasty, said: "With copper as a mirror, you can dress yourself;" Taking history as a mirror, we can know the rise and fall; Take people as a mirror, you can know the gains and losses. "
Life is also a mirror, and this mirror is the best thing to remind yourself. When you can't help being angry, look at yourself in the mirror-a ferocious face. At this time, you should adjust your emotions appropriately and tell yourself that you can't do this.
One night during the winter vacation, my father asked me and my mother to run in the community garden. I don't want to go. I'm angry. Dad pulled me to the door and forced me to put on my sneakers, so I had to do it. Along the way, I didn't run seriously. I ran angrily. When I got home, in the bathroom, it was ugly to see myself angry. Dad told me to run for exercise. What a wonderful thing! Why should I be angry? I'm really a little confused.
The exam is also a mirror, which can show whether I have studied hard or not. I did badly in the exam, that's all. It was the result of my holiday.
In China's classical novel The Journey to the West, there is also a demon-looking mirror, which can reflect the true form of the demon. In many places, when building new houses, a round mirror or a square mirror will be installed above the gate, which has the function of avoiding evil spirits.
Whether it is a visible mirror or an invisible mirror, there are many mysteries hidden inside.
There are many kinds of mirrors: round, square, long, and the small cosmetic mirror you carry with you ... even a calm water can be a mirror! Mirrors always faithfully reflect our appearance and every move, clearly and without hiding.
Mirrors are widely used, and people can't live without them every day. I wake up every morning and see myself sleepy in the bathroom mirror. Whenever I brush my teeth, my eyes look at me in a straight line, and the funny picture makes me laugh unconsciously, and my spirit comes. At this time, I am radiant in the mirror. Sometimes, when I am scolded for my mistakes, I look sad in the mirror. I cry, and it cries with me; I laugh, and it laughs with me. What I see in the mirror is not only a reflection, but also another real me.
In this world, everyone has an invisible mirror, which can help us know our own personality, that is, elders, teachers and friends. Just like my grandmother, she is the best mirror in my study. She is really a person who is never too old to learn. When she retired as a teacher, she thought it was very important to learn English. She enrolled in an English cram school and studied hard every day. English translation became her "toy" Now, grandma can talk with foreigners in fluent English!
Although the mirror is not a living thing, it will turn some people from ugly ducklings into beautiful swans. We should always look at the "mirror", while seeing and touching the mirror, which will help us tidy up our clothes and appearance; Invisible mirror, it will help us to reflect and improve. These two kinds of "mirrors" are very important and indispensable. As long as we find the existence of "mirror" in our daily life, it will make great contributions to our progress.
Standing in front of the mirror, I am plain in the mirror-not too small eyes, a pair of ears with almost no earlobes, a collapsed nose and a big mouth.
Especially the eyes that are getting narrower and narrower behind the lens, I will never have any hope for it-one year, my myopia was 100 degrees, and now it is almost 400 degrees. When I put on my glasses, I can't take them off Once I take them off, I feel like a blind man. People three meters away can't see the five senses clearly. If I am farther away, I can only see the color and position of things, and the shape is a mess. Only when I put on my glasses did I find that the clothes that had just been aired were regarded as people, and the schoolbag on the sofa was regarded as a plush cushion. When you wear glasses, there is always a feeling of seeing the light again.
Mother said, "I put on my glasses again, just like the one with glasses." You can't see it all when you take it off. They look terrible when I put them on! " "But as soon as my mother left, I put on my glasses. My mother always said that I was nearsighted because I was sitting in a bad posture when I was writing, and my back was hunched there, and my face was "stuck" on my notebook, but I insisted on being "straight" for a while, and my eyes were still so nearsighted that I didn't care. After the big deal, wear glasses with a thick bottle bottom, which is very knowledgeable!
If I face the mirror again, I will find many small freckles on my face. Students sometimes call me "Pockmarked Circle". Although I am used to it, I always want to "dig out" freckles, so that I will get less sun. But because of heredity, I was born with freckles on my face What I hate most is curly hair The short hair on the forehead curls year by year. My head looks like a sunflower when my hair stands on end. I can't wait to cut my short hair and keep it straight.
It is true that the longer you look in the mirror, the more defects you will find, so you still don't look. Out of sight, out of mind!
There are many mirrors in life, and I see my own shortcomings from them.
Once after class, I was about to go out when I heard laughter coming from my ear. It turned out that a boy didn't hold his hand when drinking water, and the water spilled on a girl around him. I think: that girl will definitely tell the teacher and criticize him loudly. But to my surprise, the girl just smiled. I wiped it with a piece of paper. While wiping, he said, "You didn't touch it!" That classmate suddenly blushed and whispered, "I'm sorry!" " "The girl was not angry at all. She smiled and said, "Never mind! You didn't mean it. " The students around watching the drama said, "hey, are you too weak?" "You should tell the teacher!" The girl said slowly, "There is no need to tell the teacher about this little thing. Besides, he didn't mean it." With that, he strode out of the classroom, and the admirable figure disappeared at the end of the corridor. Do you think this female classmate is a mirror? Or use these classmates as mirrors?
Another time, I took a bus, and my faltering grandmother got on the bus with difficulty. Just as he was about to sit down, a junior high school student grabbed grandma in front of him with lightning speed, sat up confidently and gave her a proud look. Grandma said nothing, shook her head helplessly, pulled the pole and struggled to keep her balance. At this time, a little girl stood up without hesitation, pulled her grandmother and said, "Grandma, there is a seat here. Please sit down! " "Later, I helped my grandmother sit down. Should junior high school students be treated as mirrors? Or should I take this little girl? I think the answer is beyond doubt.
Life is often like this, using the advantages of others to examine their own advantages and disadvantages, which is the "mirror" effect. Of course, it is also with these mirrors that I have strengthened my direction.
The excellent composition of the mirror 1 1 The earth gave birth to us, satisfied us and protected us at the same time. However, in recent years, human demand for resources has even been destroyed.
In ancient times, our ancestors piously protected the resources given to us by the earth. At that time, the river was crystal clear; The mountains are picturesque; Trees become forests, the air is fresh and the sky is clear. There are many animals in nature: Siberian tigers, foxes and dolphins. The number of these animals is amazing. Most of the minerals have not been exploited, so they are well preserved. The earth is very happy, so there are almost no mountain fires, earthquakes, flash floods and typhoons. Humans live and work in peace and contentment on the earth.
In recent years, people have wantonly destroyed the earth's environment. Cutting down trees; Industrial wastewater and industrial waste gas flow everywhere; Nuclear gas leakage; Glaciers melt. Human beings have caused a series of damages to the earth, making the natural environment of the earth gradually disappear.
The earth is finally angry: volcanic eruptions, frequent earthquakes, mountain torrents roaring, typhoons raging and high temperatures everywhere. Most people can't stand the severe punishment of the earth and die. Moreover, it is only a matter of time before minerals are exhausted, and then human beings will be miserable. In fact, isn't this the true meaning of mirrors? When human beings protect the earth, the earth will protect human beings. When human beings destroy the earth, the earth can no longer protect human beings.
The earth is a mirror. When you protect it sincerely, it will also give you happiness and peace. If you destroy it, then the earth will only bring you disaster and war!
Mirror excellent composition 12 "Everyone has a love for beauty". In life, many people like to dress themselves up in front of the mirror to make themselves beautiful and handsome. However, when you are in front of the mirror and face the flawless white mirror, do you feel awe of it? Admire its pragmatism? Admire its honesty?
In front of the flat mirror, I once praised it for "getting out of the mud without being stained." In the world, although it reflects a person's appearance, it reflects a real image that is not covered up.
When we stand in front of a flat mirror, what is in the mirror is our true face and true portrayal. For us, it won't deceive us at all.
When we stand in the concave mirror, we will see another self, exaggerated or belittled, which makes us laugh. However, while we are happy, we are also laughing at ourselves. We are laughing at our ignorance, stupidity and gaffes.
In our life, there are not only truth, goodness and beauty, but also falsehood and ugliness. For a mirror. Flat mirror is true, good and beautiful, while concave mirror and convex mirror are false, evil and ugly.
If you are near Zhu Zhechi, you will be black, if you are near Mexico. In our life, we should make more "flat mirror" friends, so as to understand our own advantages and disadvantages, and thus foster strengths and avoid weaknesses and move towards success. But "convex mirror" and "concave mirror" are not what they seem. Although they will make you happy for a while, after a long time, you will lose yourself and go to the dark abyss.
Life is like a mirror, which always reflects what we do and what we say and do. In front of it, we will always be the real image. Facing this mirror, we should show our truest and most beautiful side.
Everyone has a love of beauty, and if you take it seriously, you will succeed.
Wonderful composition in the mirror 13 Zhou Jingyu, a fifth-grade primary school student in Wang Jiabao, is bored in the mirror. Look in the mirror. Huh? There was a little girl in the mirror. I smiled at her, I shrugged my nose at her, and she shrugged her nose at me rudely. Cherry has a small mouth and long hair in braids, which constitutes an ordinary her. She has many hobbies. She is good at painting, singing and dancing ... She is good at reading, which is her favorite. To tell the truth, I have made jokes because of reading. Once, she read Grimm's fairy tales with relish at home, and her mother, who was busy cooking, asked her to buy vinegar. Reluctantly, she put down her book and walked out of the house. Along the way, she was still thinking about the interesting plot in the book. When I got home, I heard my mother's reproach, only to know that I bought vinegar into soy sauce. Hi! What a veritable little book fan. Although she studies hard, she is a careless little girl. In a math exam, she deducted ten points for nothing because of carelessness. At that time, she regretted it, both distressed and sad. If she was more careful, she would get 100! Since losing that ten points, she has made up her mind to attack the careless nemesis and conquer the fortress on the way. Speaking of personality, she is really a little introverted. In front of strangers, they don't like to talk, just smile, as if many words were replaced by smiles. She likes to stay alone in a quiet little corner. Whenever she reads a book in the morning and her classmates gather in groups to recite the text, she will always recite the text silently in the corner of the classroom. Haha, now you know who she is in the mirror, right? Yes, she is me and I am her. How's it going? Would you like to make friends with me who loves reading and is a little careless?
Life is like an invisible mirror. When you are sincere and confident about it, it will also give you a smile and sweetness. If what you pay for this is anger and indifference, then life will only bring you loneliness and disappointment.
There is a young cleaner on the road near my community. He is wearing a simple dusty coarse clothes, a dark smiling face and a strong and burly body. He is like a mirror of selfless dedication.
Every day, the rooster tears the night, and the dawn is slightly exposed; His figure appears in this street on time, sometimes picking up garbage, sometimes cleaning the road ... no matter who you meet, he will smile at you. If someone takes the initiative to throw the garbage into the trash can, he will gratefully say thank you. If someone throws rubbish casually, he will silently go forward and pick it up. Over time, everyone in the community knew him. Someone will talk to him.
Once when I went to throw garbage, I couldn't help asking the cleaner's brother, "You smile at people passing by here every day, but someone still throws garbage." The cleaner's brother smiled and said casually, "Life is just a mirror. If you go east, it won't go west. " Gradually, I found a strange problem. There is less rubbish on this road. People took the initiative to throw garbage into the trash can, which greatly reduced his workload. Every time someone throws garbage, the cleaner will say thank you with a sincere smile. His smile makes us feel sincere and makes everyone willing to respond to him with their own actions.
The smile of the cleaner's brother and his words made me lost in thought, and let me know that the invisible mirror of life is the most honest. I also want to learn from this cleaner, and learn from his good qualities of being sincere to others.
When I brush my teeth at night, I see my front teeth protruding and the other two teeth recessed in the mirror. No wonder my friends always call me "Bao Shu Ya". Are my teeth really so ugly? I looked in the mirror repeatedly and found that these two front teeth became more and more prominent as I got older. They were really ugly.
When brushing your teeth, your toothbrush shakes like a car passing through a bumpy mountain bag. When you laugh, big die like bugs bunny always comes out without saying hello. Whenever I laugh heartily, people around me always look at me and cover their stomachs and laugh. I think it's strange. Why are you laughing like that? Is it so funny? Later, they told me that your teeth were smiling and looked like rabbits.
When I look in the mirror carefully again, I find that the gap between my teeth is getting bigger and bigger, living like an ant hole. Well, it doesn't matter if I don't watch it. The more I look at such teeth, the more annoying I get.
But I am not satisfied with the mole on my face again. They are all black, as muddy, dense and ugly as little ants crawling on my face. The more I look at it, the more I think these moles are not good things. With the growth of my body, moles are getting bigger and bigger. The biggest one is like a black mosquito lying on my nose. When people look at it, they say, "You have a mosquito on your face!" "
I want to repair my teeth and Dot mole. Fortunately, my front teeth are still baby teeth. I wish I could get laid off early. As for those moles, they will fall off when you go back to your hometown. I hope they don't hurt too much.
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