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Husband only pays half of his salary. How can he reply humorously?

The remaining half of the reply is reserved for buying gifts for my wife. If the husband pays half the salary, the wife will be unhappy, suggesting that the rest of the salary is also for the wife. Husband is the common name of husband. When a man has the identity of a husband, he will become very gentle, with love in his eyes and temperature in his palm.