Please tell a joke.

A: "Last night, after I met my girlfriend, she said I was like a laundry stick in a washing machine. I don't know what that means. " A certain B: "Well, it probably describes your performance as brave and diligent." A C smiled and said, "Ha! No, you know the laundry stick is always in a much bigger laundry trough. 』

Mahaha accidentally broke into the territory of cannibals while traveling in Africa and was captured by cannibals. The cannibal's chef put the tied horse in front of the frying pan and asked, "What's your name?" Mahaha asked, "I'm going to die." What's the use of knowing my name! " The cook flew into a rage: "How dare you keep your mouth shut! I don't know your name, how to write a recipe? ! "

Couples sleep because children can't play as they please. Husband lied to the child that we played games to see who couldn't push the other one on your mother's stomach. After the child goes up, the husband pushes it down, and after the husband goes up, the child can't push it down. The son looked at it carefully and said, no wonder I can't push you. There is a stick mixed in it.

It is said that the master and his disciples came to the volcano ... so they borrowed a banana fan from Princess Tiefan. Princess Iron Fan said that it is ok to borrow a fan, but I have to "satisfy" first. After discussion, the master and his disciples thought Pig Bajie was the most suitable color for him to go ... So Pig Bajie and Princess Tiefan went to the room ... (Pig Bajie came out three minutes later ...) Pig Bajie: Master ... I can't do it ... Tang Priest: Sha Wujing, you try ... Sha Wujing: Yes ... (Sha Wujing came out five minutes later ...) Sha Wujing: Master ... Pig Bajie: Yes ~ ~ ~ Senior Brother's magic skill is high, and he can certainly handle it ... After Wukong went in, everyone just heard "Dragon's son ..." It was longer outside. ..