What is the funniest joke you have ever heard?

After reading so many jokes, I think everyone is tired.

Why don't you look at the dynamic map shared by Mushroom Jun,

The brain holes and experiences of the majority of netizens are really going to laugh their heads off.

You netizens have proved with facts that life is alive and no one is a joke.

You must accept today's happiness ~ ~

Brother, your hair is knotted. You need to pay more.

Planet Tan has risen!

What I am most afraid of in winter is going down the stairs. If I am not careful, I will go down one ton at a time.

Look at this face, it's big and round. Look at this face. Uh, does it look like your hat?

A girl with changeable emotions in love.

This is the arrival of the calendar robbery?

Brother De, have you ever seen the human fountain?

Little brother, what's wrong with you?

Dancing without saying a word? A leap of forgiveness and hatred?

Look at my whirlwind drifting invincible

Old ... wife, you ...

Shopping on weekends, I saw my colleagues say hello to me, and after greeting.

Can I take you home? Maybe it's going to rain outside … wait for me in the garage.

Look at this umbrella. Is it bald like you said?

Okay, that's enough. It should be enough for today's happiness.

Remember to give the mushroom a little love compliment.

One day, I ordered a KFC vat of fried chicken at noon, and suddenly thought that there was nothing to drink, so I went downstairs to buy milk tea. When I came back, I found that the fried chicken was eaten by my colleague, leaving only one piece. I was very unhappy at that time, but I couldn't say it directly. After all, we will get along in an office in the future. So I sent a circle of friends "I don't say it, it doesn't mean I don't know", and a few minutes later I received a message from my girlfriend "I'm sorry!" Shit, I'm not in the mood to eat.

A roommate walked into the toilet and soon heard him shout, "It's over, it's over, it's over ... I have problems with my fucking prostate, bladder, urinary system and reproductive system!" Finished finished ... "We were all frightened, rushed in and saw that the toilet was full of bubbles, and the roommate had been surrounded by bubbles. At this time, another roommate calmly said, "Nothing, I just accidentally spilled half a bag of washing powder in the toilet." "You didn't fucking tell me I had to pee, and the foam was flying all over the sky, which scared me to death!"

Today, when the elevator door was about to close, a girl with a different style rushed in, dragging a colored rope. The elevator began to rise. When I was feeling "I really don't understand the world of young people now", she suddenly lowered her head and shouted "Mom, where is my dog! ? "I prayed silently for her dog.

I have a buddy with very high EQ. One night, I was drunk and couldn't find my home. I lost my cell phone. So he stood in the middle of the community and shouted, "Get up when you fall asleep!" " So many lights were on, and then he shouted, "Open the window for everyone who gets up!" " "Many people inexplicably open the window and stick their heads out to see things. The goods continued to shout: "Look whose husband didn't come home, take me back! " "

I have a friend who is almost 30 years old and has no date yet. His parents are also very anxious and have been urging him. Once, he was drunk and shouted, "If I can't find a wife this year, I will be shameless. I went to the massage shop and asked from door to door to see if anyone wanted to be a good person. " I comforted him, "Good idea! Good idea! "

1, my sister is more than one year older than me. Every time there is a conflict, I can't beat her. Once I was playing by the river, a little boy came to bully me. Sister pushed him to the ground like crazy and said loudly, "Sister can only bully herself, but others can't." I looked at my sister with tears in my eyes. At that moment, I vowed that I would never have trouble with my sister again. Then my sister kicked me into the river and said, "See? My mother said she did it. "

I bought steamed buns in the morning, which was sold by a serious-looking old man. I said, "Boss, how much is a steamed bread?" Boss: "The original price is 998, and today's activity is 98. Seeing that you are a student, I will accept you 1. "

I'm .......... "

I remember when I was a child, my parents always quarreled.

There was a terrible argument,

Mother turned into the house and got a bottle of rat poison.

I pointed to my father and said, You don't love me anymore. I want you to taste the loss of your loved ones, and I will cry!

Then pour rat poison into my mouth!

Our headmaster passed by the back door of the school one day and suddenly heard a sentence: "I want to take the Oxford exam!" "

The headmaster was immediately moved. I didn't expect there were such ambitious young people in the school, so I decided to see who it was.

Suddenly I heard another sentence: "Give me two more strings of big kidneys! ! ! "

5. "I was with her for six years, but today I ended this relationship."

"Don't be sad, you see I have been single for so many years.

Still a good life. Women, they just leave,

There will be many opportunities in the future.

Besides, as far as I know, she is not a fuel-efficient lamp.

Two of your buddies slept with her behind your back ... "

"No, I mean I married her, I just want to ask you.

A penny, you really make me feel bad ... "

6. On the way home, a vendor mysteriously said to me, "Dude, do you want a plate?" I squinted and asked, "What is it?" He smiled contemptuously: "There are only two people starring in the big star, one is round and smooth, the other is obscene and obscene, with first-class ventriloquism and full tacit understanding. The climax is coming, make sure your whole body twitches uncontrollably! ! "My eyes lit up:" There is such a magical film, buy it! " When I got home, Nima was actually a cross talk between Degang Guo and Yu Qian, which really made me twitch! ! !

7. A male tortoise and a female tortoise are doing shy things on the beach, ready to have a baby. After that, the male turtle left and met here the next year.

The next year, the male turtle came and found the female turtle lying on the beach. He asked, "Dear, you came early this year."

Mother Tortoise: "You're too early. Last year you fucking forgot to turn over for me. "

8. Passing the massage parlor in the middle of the night, the proprietress called me: Boss, come in and sit down.

I said to her, "Do you want money?" .

Then she said angrily, "Have you ever seen a free massage parlor in the world?"

Then I swore at her: "Have you seen the boss who left work so late?"

Just this picture, what happened around me, has a bright spot.

On the bus, people who don't play mobile phones are all people with stories.