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What does IG mean?

IG(Invictus Gaming) e-sports club

Abbreviated/abbreviated words

1. Inspector General

Internet portal

Abbreviated/abbreviated words

1. inertial guidance

International group

Abbreviated/abbreviated words

1.= Indo-Germanic Indo-European family; A person who speaks Indo-European.

2. Inspector General; Military director

And lizards and green iguanas.

Network pIG upgrade ig

Integration of various chat tools

It's hard to imagine how to live without online chat now. Telephone calls and text messages are far less convenient than online instant messaging. QQ, MSN, video, audio, transmission files, pictures, all kinds of cute expressions and animations have built our online communication base. But QQ users don't need MSN, and MSN users don't need QQ. Inconvenient. It's a headache to see three QQ groups and two MSN people chatting on the desktop. So I had my first prediction for IG: "Let QQ and MSN unite", manage all my friends in a unified way, and let all the chats be in one interface-isn't this kind of chat very fast?

network operating system (NOS)

Is Windows tired? Windows is advanced because it is advanced compared with Dos, which revolutionizes the complex computer application operation. As for the Internet, Windows can only provide us with a lonely IE browser, while allowing us to install one Internet portal after another-chatting on QQ, playing games with Lianzhong in Fang Hao and shopping on Taobao ... Every day, we are busy between different endpoints. When we suddenly look back, we suddenly realize that all this is actually the same thing-online operation. In this case, we have a second bold guess about "IG": "Internet operating system"-it should be like an online Windows, and all network operations should be handled on an online platform in a unified way, so that we no longer need to open many windows and make our online application more convenient. Looking back, today's IE has been overwhelmed, and countless plug-ins are scrambling to insert IE, so that countless inexplicable tools are crowded with our C drive, and our 7K-plus machines have become 586 in the new era. What era is it now? A computer without internet access is not a computer at all. Of course, there is an urgent need for an "Internet operating system".

Intelligence and humanization

In this era when even the washing machine is fully computer-controlled, the real computer has become a private place for us to exert our efforts and sweat, which is obviously inappropriate-you have to work for the Internet like a long-term worker every day, which once made me have great doubts about the relationship between people and the Internet. Isn't it? We should try to input keyword search information, repeat the process of copying and pasting, and learn to wait in the long download process-these are not what we want. The Internet is supposed to be the tool we use. Therefore, we need "IG" to be more intelligent and humanized, and to completely change the "relationship between people and the network". To put it mildly, it is to completely change the current online life.

Personalized space

As the "white" (white bell, backbone, elite) of 2 1 century, everyone's time is limited. Of course, they only care about the topics they are interested in, but they have no time to search for information one by one in the sea of Wang Yang on the Internet. Therefore, we put forward new requirements for "IG"-to be highly personalized and to quickly push what we want to us anytime and anywhere; What we don't want is not allowed to appear in front of us at all. Of course, we can provide different versions according to different users through news customization, special search and even independently, such as student version for students, professional version for office workers and so on. This is not exactly what Jesus said: "Give me back Caesar's, give me back God's"-similarly, give me back mine-this should be a higher requirement for "IG".