5 12 funny sketch of nurses' day

5. 12 how can there be no lively atmosphere in the sketch program for the nurses' day party? Below, I have compiled a funny sketch of 5 12 Nurses' Day for everyone. Welcome to read for reference!

5 12 nurses' day funny sketch angel's wings

Character: Gousheng? A patient, a migrant worker

Yin Daoyan? Patient, owner of real estate company

Mei Xinqing? Patient, female

nurse

doctor

Scene: Late at night, emergency room.

Nurse, come quickly.

Nurse: I've been busy every day since I started this business. In our hospital, it is the busiest in our department. You haven't heard of it: I went to the emergency department and didn't even have time to drink water. Every day, your sweat is soaked through your white coat, and patients sometimes don't know how to complain and insult. I worked the night shift for the first half of the month, and my husband said it was more difficult to meet me once than to meet the president of the United States.

Doctor: We are medical personnel. We should solve problems for patients and work hard no matter how hard and tired we are. Everyone in our hospital, from leaders to employees, who doesn't work overtime really works hard.

Nurse: Our hospital's income has exceeded 100 million this year, right?

Doctor:1.200 million yuan. It is estimated that the new building will be completed and used next year, and the income will be higher. With higher income, hospitals will have more funds to invest in construction, improve the environment and buy more advanced medical equipment.

Nurse: The hospital is getting bigger and bigger, the environment is getting better and better, the equipment is getting more and more advanced, and the level of medical staff is getting higher and higher. By then, we will become the national key hospital of integrated traditional Chinese and western medicine.

Doctor: Yes, it's really exciting!

Nurse: There will be more and more patients, and we will be busier and busier.

Doctor: I finally caught my breath. Go and have a look. Is there a patient?

Nurse: Let me see.

Yin Daoyan came on stage (with bag, big mask and sunglasses).

Yin Daoyan: (Looking around, then taking off his sunglasses and mask) I came to the hospital armed to the teeth, and the secretary and driver were gone. It's just that I can't talk because I'm sick, I'm not feeling well, and I can't speak. (to the audience) What's the matter? Can't say. Look at your dirty smile, it's not what you think anyway. If I am a celebrity, my reputation will be ruined if I am recognized. Don't know me? No I am the boss of our city's real estate company. My name is Dao Yan. There are many celebrities named Dao Yan in history, such as Zhang Daoyan, Li Daoyan and Cui Daoyan. It's just that my last name is a little different. My last name is Yin Daoyan. Oh, no, I can't stand it, doctor!

Doctor: What's the matter, comrade?

Yin Daoyan: (clutching his stomach) I, I, ouch, I'm looking for a doctor.

Doctor: Please tell me what your symptoms are so that I can arrange them for you.

5 12 Nurses' Day Funny Sketch II angels in white

Person: Dr. Zhang (attending physician) (Zhang for short)

Li Yan (nurse) (Li for short)

Ma Yuetu (patient) (horse for short)

Props: stethoscope, corridor chair, table, chair, screen.

Background: The background of the hospital, with a screen in the middle, Li Yan standing at the reception desk, and a row of benches in front of the reception desk.

(Ma Yuetu walks onto the stage in a big cotton-padded jacket and stands in front of the stage)

Ma: It's really uncomfortable to have a stomachache. My son asked me to come to the hospital for a chest X-ray, so I asked my son why he had a stomachache for a chest X-ray. The son replied that it makes sense. Stomach and chest are a family, and the sick will make trouble. Let's listen to my son and have a chest X-ray.

(Ma Yuetu comes to the bench and sits down, when Li Yan comes out from behind the screen with a thin name in her hand)

Li: Next, Madu (puzzled). What's this name? Both. There is also a man named Madu. Who is the horse belly?

(No response. Li Yan looked and saw Ma Yuetu sitting in a chair clutching his stomach, walking towards Ma Yuetu)

Li: Excuse me, are you Ma Du?

Ma (angry): You are the belly of a horse.

(Sinar sends Ma Yuetu a name)

Li: Look at this. Is that you?

Ma (looking at the list, standing up): Oh, I said, girl, why do you think Ma Yuetu has become a horse's belly?

Li (with an embarrassed smile): I have integrated Moon Soil into a family.

Ma (facing the audience): Well, I didn't come for nothing this time. I gave it an alias.

(Ma Yuetu said, and turned and walked into the back of the screen. Li Yan came to sit in the chair for a while, read a bunch of books, got up and was about to leave. Ma Yuetu came out from behind the screen. When Li Yan saw Ma Yuetu, he came to him. )

Li: Uncle, how did you get out so soon?

M: They said I went to the wrong door and told me to go to the gastroenterology department.

Li: Uncle, where does it hurt?

Horse (pointing to his stomach): Here you are.

Li: That's right. You should go to the gastroenterology department. You can't check it out when you go to the chest department.

Man: Why bother? The son said that the chest and stomach belong to the same family, and it is the same to check that.

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Zhang: Don't worry, Uncle, we never charge any fees. We are responsible for you and other patients.

(Dr. Zhang holds Ma Yuetu on the bench, Li Yan stands next to Ma Yuetu, and Dr. Zhang walks to the middle of the table)

Zhang: Every patient who comes here to see a doctor can be said to be our relative. We also know that many people in society don't understand us, saying that hospitals prescribe drugs and treat patients indiscriminately, and there are a series of complicated tests in order to ask patients for more money. But what is the real purpose of doing this? Is responsible for every patient. As a doctor to heal the wounded and rescue the dying and a white messenger, our responsibility is to make every patient feel comfortable, secure, secure and happy with our enthusiasm, care and patience.

Li: Yes, uncle, as medical staff, it is our duty to take good care of every patient. Even if you work overtime, you won't be tired. We are glad to see that the patient has recovered. In our eyes, patients are always our closest relatives.

Zhang and Li: Uncle, don't worry about it.

(Ma Yuetu stands up from the bench, takes Li Yan's hand and comes to Dr. Zhang to hold his hand together. )

Ma: Son, my uncle is not without money. Now he has a good life and is very rich. It's all the organs of this body. He will retire by protesting. Therefore, the number of inspections is gradually increasing. Look at me. I wanted to have an operation. Why do I need a physical examination? Now that you mention it, I understand everything. You're right. I'm also responsible for other patients. How can I infect a group of people alone? Then I will become a stubborn cow infected with mad cow disease.

Li (laughs): Uncle, look at what you said. How can I become a cow? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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This play is specially written for hospital nurses. It tells the story that patients don't understand the hospital and think that they will charge fees. Through the patient explanation and enthusiastic service of nurses in angels in white, the patients can finally get rid of misunderstanding and see the doctor clearly, which reflects the noble professional spirit of nurses.