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What are the benefits of flat breasts for girls?

Once, I was very eager to have a bouncing D cup. I envy others that they can choose all kinds of sexy underwear. Seriously, I'm afraid to go into the underwear store for fear that others will ask me what size you wear.

I've been wondering if I can't buy the right bra. If it is winter, I don't like wearing underwear at all. If I have to wear it, I'm very picky about my bust. Anyway, it always makes me uncomfortable.

Although there is always a lot of embarrassment when I have small breasts, I feel really good about myself now.

First of all, exercise is not cumbersome. I really don't know what it's like for those girls with big breasts to exercise. Are they hanging in front like two heavy objects to crush themselves?

But it's strange, why didn't I have this burden when I took the college physical education exam, and why did I come last? In a word, exercise is almost stress-free for me, and it is really relaxing.

When in a hurry, you don't have to tremble when you walk. There is always a feeling of wanting to release.

Also, hugging the opposite sex is not embarrassing. Hugging the opposite sex doesn't mean I'm an immoral girl, sometimes it's inevitable!

When I was in college, we were friends from other colleges. Anyway, everyone is playing games. Many of us girls and many of others boys arranged some cp games. After the whole game, I was hugged by five boys. What I am most proud of is that they didn't take advantage of me at all, because I don't have breasts!

Those boys seem particularly hungry, so we must hurry. Seeing that other groups of girls with big breasts were taken advantage of, they looked innocent. Some boys probably wanted to eat tofu and looked wretched. And some good boys are blushing.

So I thought it was good to have small breasts. Although our roommates still make fun of me all day, it's embarrassing.

One more thing, you don't have to wear underwear if you change your pajamas on summer nights. I remember when I was at school, my roommate must put on underwear after taking a shower, because sometimes it is inevitable that someone will fall in, or someone downstairs will call you to hurry down, or you will definitely run away.

Anyway, I don't care, so I put on my pajamas because I can't see anything. Haha, I love freedom so much, and I am so bohemian!

Every time they want to sleep or make sure they don't go out, they take it off. It's so hard on a hot day that no one laughs at me now. I am so proud!

Of course, flat chests can also protect themselves! Do you know why there are so many perverts in summer? Why are those perverts either patting the bottom of the skirt or attacking the chest? Who wants to commit crimes with passion without arousing others' desires?

I'm not afraid, it's really worse than spraying wolf-proof spray, and it's comparable to the powerful spray of human body, so that those harmful mice and insects can automatically stay away from me!

Finally, I'm not afraid of sagging. I believe that those girls who care about their figure are not only afraid of wrinkles, dark circles and weight gain, but also worried that their breasts will sag!

Especially for girls with big breasts, it is easy to sag after giving birth. Because they are large, the drooping area is also large, and they look obvious, especially unsightly. But I'm not afraid, I don't have it at all, and I hung a wool, so I'm still me, the same flower!

So don't envy big breasts, make good use of your own advantages and let princess Taiping kill a wave of breasts and legs.