What funny stories or jokes are there around you?

When I was in junior high school, I fought with my classmates in the next class. I was caught by their class teacher and pulled to the office for criticism. He was also asked to squat down and write a check, and was sent out of the office. Later, our head teacher went, recognized me, and quarreled with the head teacher next door, saying why I should punish the students in the class, even if it was to punish me. At first, I was very moved and thought the teacher was good. Later, I learned that the two teachers had finished quarreling. I asked the class teacher to take it back, wrote it again, and made the same punishment, until my parents led me in the evening, and it was another bamboo fried meat. The next day I asked the classmate who was fighting, and they didn't have anything. I was so angry that I was beaten again, and then I was caught by their class teacher. I took it to the office and criticized it. I was also asked to squat down and write a check.