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Long-tailed chicken joke
When I was young, I was old and red. I recruited urchins in the long summer. Please go to the fields and dance with bamboo poles. My hands are red after eating. (Beat one) [Answer] Mulberry
Green branches and leaves grow very tall, cut and soaked in water, peeled and dried for human use, leaving bones for firewood. (Beat one plant) [Answer] Hemp
Linen clothes wrapped in white clips, red shirts wrapped around the body, fat in vain, and strive to build the country. (Beat one plant) [Answer] Peanuts
Tall green, golden round face, cheerful face, smiling at the sun every day, bearing countless fruits. (Hit one plant) [Answer] Sunflowers
Green branches and leaves are not vegetables, some are baked and some are dried, so they can't be cooked and sold in a pot. (Beat one plant) [Answer] Tobacco leaves
It looks like bamboo, unlike bamboo, its joints are not too thick, either purple or green, and it can't be cooked when eating. (Beat one plant) [Answer] Sugarcane
When I was a child, my stomach was empty, but when I grew up, my hair was fluffy. My sister punted on it, and my brother fished and held it. (Beat one plant) [Answer] Bamboo
There was a short general, covered in knives, with fur on the scabbard and a baby hidden inside. (Beat one plant) [Answer] Soybean
In winter, dragons lie down, and in summer, branches and leaves open. Dragons should grow upwards and pearls should be arranged downwards. (Beat one) [Answer] Grapes
There is a bell on the water, which shakes silently. Take a closer look, big eyes. [Answer] Lotus 04 1● The little girl was dressed in black, went to Jiangnan in autumn and came back in spring. Since she was a child, she has been determined to get rid of pests and wear scissors all over the sky. (an animal). The mysterious swallow
042● Singing without the mouth, the voice is really crisp, and the tip of the mouth is like a cone, absorbing water from the branches. (an animal). Mysterious cicada
043● Unwilling to walk with a bag on his back, strong on the surface and soft inside, slow in action and timid when encountering difficulties. (an animal). Mysterious screw
044● A cow is really amazing. When the beast sees it, he avoids it. Its skin is thick and hairy, and its horns are used as medicine. (an animal). Mysterious rhinoceros
045● Small peddler, running around without carrying a burden and carrying a needle. (an animal). Mysterious hedgehog
Small plane, tulle wings, flying around to kill insects, low flying rain, high flying eyes, weather forecast. (an animal). Mysterious dragonfly
047● There are not many beards on both sides, and the mouth is always mewing. Night patrol eyes like lights, granary kitchen watch. (an animal). Intelligent cat
048● Legs are long, arms are short, eyebrows cover eyes, some people are silent, and no one likes to scream. (an animal). The answer is fruit.
I wear colorful clothes and like to play in the mountains. I'm a little tight. I only care about my head. (an animal). Mysterious wild duck
050● Small flying insects, with bright tails, are as bright as lights at night. In ancient times, some people used it to study hard as a lighthouse. (an animal). Mysterious firefly
05 1● A transparent parachute, drifting in the sea, its tentacles are poisonous and stinging, and the shrimps on it are eyes. (an animal). Mysterious jellyfish
052● Sharp mouth and thin legs, cunning and suspicious. (an animal). Mysterious fox
053● Wearing a white robe and a red hat, walking like a childe, with a high voice. (an animal). Mysterious goose
054● Take off old clothes every few days. You can't walk without claws. Climbing trees is light and difficult to move on smooth ground. Mysterious snake (animal)
055● Handsome, love dancing, dancing flowers, happy and carefree. Answer butterfly (an animal)
056● Sharp teeth, big mouth, short legs and long tail, and tears when grabbing food, everyone knows that it is hypocrisy. (animal) answer crocodile
057● The temper swims like a duck in the water, looks like a bird flying in the sky, plays and rests in pairs, and the husband and wife love each other forever. (animal) riddle mandarin duck
058● Don't shoot, don't walk with your feet, bend over every day and swim in the water all the time. Mysterious shrimp (animal)
059● Don't skip around, make noise, eat insects and eat vegetables, the advantages outweigh the disadvantages. (animal) sparrow answers.
060● Like a strip, a dish, running fast underwater. The answer is hairtail.
00 1. Five brothers live together with different names and different heights. Fingers (tapping human organs)
002. A Black Sea never speaks. If he does, his tongue will fall out. (Hit a plant fruit) melon seeds.
003. People take off their clothes, they wear clothes, people take off their hats, they wear hats. (Hit something) Coat rack
004. This room is square, with doors and no windows. It's hot outside and cold inside. (hits something) refrigerator
005. Take two small pockets with you every day. One less makes people laugh. (Make a sock.
006. Seven or eight brothers sat around the pillar. As soon as they separated, their clothes were torn. (Beating a plant) Garlic
007. Build tall buildings with single wood, without tiles or bricks. When people walk underwater, water flows on them. Take an umbrella.
008. Wearing a fur coat, weeds are everywhere, and after the severe winter, it is hairy. (Hit an animal sheep.
009. A little girl was born in the middle of the water, wearing a pink shirt and sitting on a green boat. (Beating a plant) Lotus
0 10. The color is as white as snow and the body is as hard as iron. Wash three times a day and rest in the cupboard at night. Bowl (smashing daily necessities)
0 1 1. Face has no mouth and feet have no hands. Although there are four feet, they can't walk (smashing a table of daily necessities).
0 12. White baby, take a bath, blow a bubble, wash yourself, and then wash out (soap for daily use)
0 13. Wearing green clothes, watery belly, many sons, all with black faces. Watermelon (bumping into a plant)
0 14. Not afraid of small bacteria, it can be seen that laboratory testing is needed and scientific research is indispensable. (Hit an object) Microscope
0 15. Like a big scorpion, holding it like a child, scratching his stomach and singing a good song. (Playing musical instruments) Pipa
0 16. You can't draw with strokes, electricity is a family. If you want to know whether there is electricity, you can ask it. (type something) test pencil
0 17. Cylinder white cream. Squeeze one in the morning and evening. Brother 32, all agreed (a toothpaste for daily use).
0 18. Not afraid of water or fire; There is one in every kitchen. (smashing daily necessities) pot
0 19. An old man can't run without running; Tell him to sleep and he shakes his head. (hit a thing) tumbler
020. The elder sister uses the needle instead of the thread, the second sister uses the thread without the needle, the third sister lights up but doesn't, and the fourth sister doesn't. Bees, spiders, fireflies, weavers.
02 1. The hunchbacked father-in-law has infinite strength; What do you like to carry? The traffic is heavy. Bridge (hit something)
022. Wearing a red hat and colorful clothes, he never sings opera and likes to hang his voice. Cock (beating animals)
023. First, build Cross Street. At the flower stand, the rations will come automatically without moving. Spider (beating an animal)
024. A head without a neck, cold, no wings, no feet. (Beat animals) fish
025. Wearing cotton-padded jackets, singing croak, catching pests in the fields and contributing to the bumper harvest. Frog (beating an animal)
026. That sister is really beautiful, wearing orange clothes. It is inlaid with seven black stars and likes to eat aphids to fill his stomach. Second sister loves to hum, and the garden is busy. The hind legs carry a pollen basket and are full of food to feed the children. Third sister is dressed in yellow, with thin waist and long legs. Fly to the fields to catch pests, and the poisonous needles compete for swords and spears. Ladybugs, bees, wasps (wasps)
027. The head is small, the neck is long and the feet are short, and the body is safe in the hard shell. Don't look timid, no matter how long you live. (Beat an animal) Tortoise.
028. It is strange that a thing will grow. There is a long pocket under its belly, where children eat and sleep, and they can't run fast or jump fast. (Beat an animal) Kangaroo
029. The ears are like cattail leaf fans, the body is like hills, and the nose is long and long, helping people to work. Elephant (beating animals)
030. Eight feet, lift the drum, cut and dance before the drum, born wild and overbearing, often foaming at the mouth. Crab (beating animals)
03 1. Horseshoe gallops, mane is full of energy, pulling carts and carrying goods, farmers praise him as a good partner, and cavalry loves him as a comrade-in-arms. (Beating animals) A horse
032. The head is like a goose with a sheep's neck, not a cow, horse or mule. It trudges thousands of miles on the Gobi Desert and can endure thirst and hunger. Camel (beating animals)
033. Say it's a tiger, not like it. Money is printed on a yellow coat. Stand on the mountain and shout to scare away monkeys and wolves. Leopard (beating animals)
034. Wearing a yellow and yellow fur robe, all the animals let out a roar and panicked. Although he has no troops or generals, he is a commanding mountain king. Tiger (beating animals)
035. Small and medium-sized sentries in the dark forest, whose eyes are limited to two lamps, catch thieves relentlessly from west to east. Owl (beating an animal)
036. Wearing a big red flower with all kinds of clothes is like being the head of the family, which reminds people in the morning. Cock (beating animals)
037. Mouth is like a small shovel, feet are like a small fan, walking left and right, rowing a boat on the water. (Beat an animal) Duck.
He has a fat body, a big head, a long face and a big mouth. His name is Ma, but he has no hair. He often spends his life in the water. (Beat an animal) Hippo
039. One thing is like a man and a dog. Climbing a pole on a tree is an expert and good at imitating people's movements. There is nothing in the mountains at home. (Beat an animal) Monkey
040. The body is like a little teaser, wagging its tail, eating when it is young and eating bugs when it is big. Tadpoles (beating animals)
04 1. The little girl is black all over. She goes to Jiangnan in autumn and comes back in spring. Since childhood, she has been determined to get rid of pests and fly around with scissors. Swallow (an animal)
042. Singing without the mouth, the voice is really crisp, and the tip of the mouth is like a cone, absorbing water from the branches. Cicada (beating an animal)
043. Unwilling to walk with a bag on his back, strong on the surface and soft on the inside, slow in action and timid when encountering difficulties. Twist (an animal)
044. A cow is really amazing. When the beast sees it, he avoids it. Its thick skin and hair are rare, and its horn length is medicinal materials. Rhinoceros (beating animals)
045. Little peddler, running around without carrying a burden and carrying a needle. (Beat an animal) Hedgehog
046. A small plane, with tulle wings, flies around to kill insects, with low flying rain and high eyes, and is an expert in weather forecasting. (Beat an animal) Dragonfly
047. The sides of the beard are not very upturned, and the mouth is always mewing. When patrolling at night, the eyes are like lights, and they keep watch in the granary kitchen. (Beating animals) A cat
048. Legs are long and arms are short, eyebrows cover eyes, some people are silent, and no one likes to scream. Fruit (beating an animal)
Dressed in colorful clothes, he likes to play in the mountains. He is a little tight and only cares about his head and tail. (Shooting animals) A wild duck.
Small flying insects with bright tails glow like lights at night. In ancient times, some people used it to study hard as a lighthouse. Fireflies (killing animals)
05 1. A transparent parachute, drifting in the sea, its tentacles are poisonous and stinging, and the shrimp on it is the eyes. Jellyfish (killing animals)
052. Sharp mouth, thin legs, cunning and suspicious. (Beating animals) A fox.
He wears a white robe and a red hat, walks like a childe, and speaks with a high voice. Goose (beating animals)
Take off your old clothes every few days. You can walk in a hurry without claws. How light it is to climb a tree, it is difficult to move on the smooth ground. (Beating animals) A snake.
055. Handsome, love dancing, dancing flowers, happy and carefree. (Beating animals) A butterfly
056. Everyone knows that it is hypocritical to have sharp teeth, a big mouth, short legs and a long tail, and cry when grabbing food. Crocodiles (killing animals)
057. The temper swims like a duck in the water, looks like a bird flying in the sky, plays and rests in pairs, and the husband and wife love each other forever. (Beat an animal) Yuanyang
058. You can't shoot, you can't walk with your feet, you bend over every day and swim in the water all the time. (Beat an animal) Shrimp
059. Don't jump and make noise. Eating insects and vegetables will do more good than harm. (Beat an animal) Sparrow
060. Like a belt and a plate, it runs fast under water. Hairtail (beating animals)
06 1. There are spots on the gray abdomen on the back, and the reproductive habit is rare. These eggs are laid in the neighboring bird's nest, and they are hatched for entertainment. Rhododendron (killing animals)
062. Wearing a red tassel hat and a green robe, he has wings on his back, loves dirty legs and long hair. (Beating animals) A fly.
He has a strong body and long horns. Adults and children love him. He eats grass with milk and is full of treasures. (Beating animals) A cow.
064. Habitat swamp and Huotou, with the north-south trend of the season, the queues are arranged in herringbone, and they can consciously abide by discipline. Goose (beating animals)
065. Climbing the treetops on a hot day always likes to make a hullabaloo about, but he knows nothing. Cicada (cicada)
066. It looks like a hanging tower, full of flowers, running fast, but unfortunately it is dumb. Giraffe (beating an animal)
067. He lives at the top of Qingshan Mountain, dressed in rags, often living in the upper reaches of the sky, and likes to eat rabbits and chickens. Eagle (shooting animals)
068. Wearing a red tassel hat and a green shirt, he spoke with a crisp voice and a hoarse voice from time to time. Parrot (beating an animal)
The colors are white and gray. After domestication, he is very smart and can serve as a liaison to deliver letters across the mountain. Pigeon (an animal)
070. The snow is white and the belly is black. He never steals, but says he is a thief. Squid (beating animals)
07 1. The unruly and disabled sea overlord needs to build a work boat to catch it. He is full of treasures, and the sea is ventilated and sprayed with silver springs. (shooting animals) whales.
072. He has a big belly, a small head and a machete hanging on his chest. Although he looks a little stupid, he is smart in killing pests. Mantis (beating animals)
073. Face like a cat, take off like a bird, work night shift every day, and have high mouse catching skills. Owl (beating an animal)
Red and green are not flowers, branches and leaves are not trees, and colorful people live in the water. They used to be animals at the bottom of the sea. Coral (killing animals)
075. Joint labor is a model. The whole family lives in a cubicle and often works among flowers, making products sweeter than sugar. (Beating animals) A bee
076. Zhuge Liang, sitting alone at the minister's table, put down the Bagua array to catch the flying generals. Spider (beating an animal)
Your palm is as precious as a pearl. It moves clumsily and foolishly. It looks like a playful dog. It takes kung fu to climb trees in the water. Bear (beating an animal)
078. It is a cow that never tills the fields. It is short and dense, can keep out the cold, and is good at carrying when climbing the ice and lying in the snow. Everyone praises it as a boat on the plateau. (Beat an animal) Yak
079. Darkmouth, wearing a red crown, wears white clothes, walks with thin legs, catches shrimps in the water and spreads his wings in the air. Crane (beating animals)
080. Protruding eyes, a wide mouth, a tail bigger than the body, and green grass lining it, like a big red flower. (Beat an animal) Goldfish
08 1. Like bears are smaller than bears, like cats are bigger than cats, bamboo shoots are food, and they live in the jungle. (Beat an animal) Panda
082. His family lives at a corner, with the front and back doors open. Lions and wolves are not afraid, tigers go down the mountain. (Beating animals) A mouse.
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