Funny humor copywriting for girls

1. Face is something external to the body, you can want it or not. Money is a necessary thing, you have to have it.

2. I must catch you, otherwise I would be so beautiful in vain.

3. Seeing you smiling so happily, I really can’t bear to say “I didn’t understand.”

4. People are like iron. Style is like steel. Don’t pretend to be depressed for a day!

5. "Do you wipe your butt with your left hand or your right hand?" "With your right hand." "That's disgusting. I always use paper."

6. Xiao Ming: "Dad Am I a stupid boy? "Dad: "Silly boy. How can you be a stupid boy? "

7. I thought I was decadent. It turns out that I was scrapped!

8. "Why do parents only look at the scores during the exam?" "Because they can't understand the questions!"

9. At that time, innocence was synonymous with innocence; now, it is simply pretending Synonymous with force.

10. The test does not measure your score, but your mobile phone’s internet speed.

Eleven. If you continue to ignore me, I will become a dumpling, and I am the most famous one in Tianjin.

12. I like teachers who bullshit in class, but I hate teachers who bullshit and continue to bullshit after class.

Thirteen. Heartless, you can live a hundred years, you have a clear conscience, and you are not tired of being a human being.

14. "What unscrupulous methods have your parents used to prevent you from falling in love early?" "Give me this face."

15. If I If I spend all the time I have eating studying, I will not only become a thin person, but also a top student.

16. I am the sun, I don’t need any of you to shine.

Seventeen. Life is like stool. Once it is flushed away, it will never come back.

18. Being a human being is really tiring. Once you are handsome, you become handsome

It has been more than ten years, and you will continue to be handsome.

Nineteen. First couplet: The sound of wind and rain and the sound of reading, I remain silent. Second couplet: Family affairs, state affairs, and world affairs are none of your business. Hengpi: Let’s have some fun.

20. There is only one sentence in the world that I will believe even if it is lied to me ten million times. That is: The teacher is here!

Twenty-one. Boys must be raised poor, otherwise they will not know how to struggle. Girls must be raised rich, otherwise they will coax them away with a piece of cake.

Twenty-two. The so-called beauties are mostly slaves to cosmetics.

Twenty-three. From elementary school to university, the only thing that remains unchanged is a heart that doesn’t want to study.

Twenty-four. First learn not to be angry, and then learn to make others angry.

Twenty-five. Open your own store and let others work.

Twenty-six. Teacher, if you continue to ignore the school bell, we will ignore the school bell.

27. The teacher said: We are still young and should not fall in love because we are raising other people’s wives and it is not worth it!