Cheap and funny, tell me about the whole book

A lot of funny words look really mean! The following is a cheap and funny story I compiled for you to read!

Humble and funny.

1. The most painful thing in the world is to wake up after a good sleep.

Man struggles upwards, as long as he is not afraid of dying on Mount Everest.

3. People want faces, trees want skins, and telephone poles want cement.

4. People are not smart and bald like others.

5. The beginning of life. Sandwich eggs. I'm eating. You're watching. Well born. Hamburgers.

6. Know that you know what a pit is, not that there are pits all over your face, but that there are pits under your feet.

7. Flip a coin: surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

8. Nippon, please look at the map. Are you from China? Answer; Earthworms,

9. The ideal of meat is the life of cabbage.

10. It would be really funny if it didn't happen to me.

Classic cheap funny talk about it.

1. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then you should at least eat a pair of whales, right?

If you don't forget the memory of being with her. Don't talk to me about our future here.

If my name can decide my fate, I want to change my name to Qian Duoduo.

If fate grabs your throat, you will grab your armpit.

If an idiot can fly, this is the airport.

If you don't laugh at me for being out of tune, I will give you a unique love song in the world.

7. If your ears itch, it proves that someone misses you; If your eyes itch, it proves that someone wants to see you; If your lips itch, it proves that someone wants to kiss you; If your body itches. . . . Stop joking, it's time for a bath! ! !

If you have another woman in your heart, then another man can sleep under my bed.

9./kloc-drink a glass of milk every day for 0/200 months, and you will live to 100 years old!

10. If you think eating is my whole life, you are wrong! And ... . Sleep!

1 1. If you are a flower, that cow will never shit again.

12. If you dare, run naked and chase me for two kilometers. If I turn around, I'm a hooligan.

13. What a spicy society it would be if it were all ginger.

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15. If God gives me another chance to meet you, I will turn around and leave!

16. If time can go back, I must spend my childhood with you. We play hide and seek, steal sweet potatoes, fish in the river and beat grasshoppers. Then I hit you, you cry, I will make you happy, play with you, and then hit you.

17. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

18. If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to school; If I come out, I will go back to sleep.

19. If I can't die in her heart, let her die in my hands.

20. If I marry my homework, do I have to go back to the head teacher's house?

The latest cheap funny talk about it.

1. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion?

If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun.

If being rich is a mistake, I'd rather repeat it.

If there is a next life, I must be your heart, because if I don't jump, you will die.

If one day, you can't contact me, I will freeze to death, freeze to death. !

After winter, the world is divided into two parts, the part under the bed and the part outside the bed.

7. Soft sister paper hides when it sees basketball coming, rough sister paper picks it up, men fight back with their hands, and I kick it with my feet.

If my leaving can bring you a smile, you'd better cry.

9. Sanlu and Mengniu tell us a truth: animals are unreliable.

10. Sanlu said "it's a problem of dairy farmers" and dairy farmers said "it's a problem of cows". The cow said "it's the grass" and the grass said "grass!"

1 1. For a threesome, it's not necessary to have my teacher or someone who can help me answer. One is enough.

12. I didn't open the firewall for three days and raised a nest of trojans. I feel like a bisexual Marvin.

13. Friar Sand: I'd rather die in troubled times than seek Wen Da pigs and monkeys.

14. A white lie is a good excuse for your deception.

15. Businessmen don't know how to hate the country and do their homework all day.

16. Going to work is like marriage in the old society. Obviously, if you are unhappy, you have to be together.

17. God, ask Cupid if he broke my arrow.

18. God said there should be light, and I said I opposed it. From then on, the world was dark.

19. How long can the feeling of making love last?

20. Say "hello teacher" in class and "goodbye teacher" after class. Are you tired of listening to me? I'm tired of talking every day.

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