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The story of Lv Hou and Mrs Qi?

I read this history when I was very young, and the history books mainly introduced the persecution of Mrs. Qi Zhi. At that time, I felt that Empress Lu was really cruel. But history is far from simple. What our history books teach us is often just a period of history, not even a period. It just wants to teach us a kind of values, but the values in this world are never single. The history books say cruelty, and Mrs. Qi is also mentioned, but only that she can sing and dance, and is kind and beautiful. If she is really kind, she will really go to hell. Princess Luyuan married Zhang Ao. It is said in the history books that the emperor entered the customs from Xingyang, chose the prince and son as princesses, and called thirty beautiful young people into the imperial palace to listen to the election. My son, Ao, is twenty-one, handsome as ice and handsome in appearance. The emperor looked at it and said, "Beautiful! Xu Gong, the son of ancient times, could not be born. " During this period, the princes entered the inner hall and shot them with guns. The emperor told the princess to hang a curtain to watch the battle, using the Qin system. The princess was too shy to go out, but Gaudi scolded her, so she went out Sitting in the curtain, silently bowing, never looking up. Zhang ao hit all, the other four. The emperor asked the princess first, but no one answered. The emperor pointed to Zhang Ao and said, "This is really a good son." The princess felt that she didn't want to look up, if she was relieved. Mrs. Qi said, "The princess has promised." The emperor is based on the Princess Ao = = = = = = = = = = Look, people were chosen by Mrs. Qi, not by Empress Lu. From this passage, we can see to what extent Liu Bangzhi's love for his wife has reached. Princess Liu Le of Luyuan is his eldest daughter, and her mother is still there. She is a statue of the Queen. It's hard to say whether Zhang ao is good or not. There are not many records about him in history books, only that he is very kind and respectful to his wife. However, it is also true that he did nothing else. If he is capable and talented, I'm afraid Han Huidi has another arm. But he didn't. He just has a good skin. The only comforting thing is that he and Princess Liu Yuan have a good relationship, but before long, Zhang Ao was framed for rebellion and Liu Bang wanted to kill his family. It turned out that Lv Hou begged for mercy and was demoted, and all the fiefs and titles were given to Liu Ruyi. Just when Liu Bang lost the war with Xiongnu, the rogue actually said that he would send Princess Liu Yuan out to kiss! Although there were many princesses kissing each other in the past dynasties, there were not many emperors. As a father, he is willing to send his daughter to such a far place and take the initiative to do so. Emperor gaozu was unprecedented and never came again. I don't believe that Liu Bang has only one daughter. At this time, there is probably no such thing as three obedience and four virtues, but it is very creative to get the married daughter out and kiss, er, worthy of being a hooligan. Who made him so creative? Who can't control his eldest son and daughter? Liu bang is not a thing, but it is not necessarily something of this degree. If Liu Ying and Liu Le die, who will benefit the most? Of course, many people can benefit, but I'm afraid not many can implement this plan. What role does Mrs Qi play in it, what role does Zhao Wang Liu Ruyi play in it, and what kind of situation is it? Liu Banghui will always say, do you like me? For Liu Bang, Princess Luyuan and Emperor Han Huidi are probably just two of his many children, or the children born to him by a faded old woman. Whether it's pushing them out of the carriage to die while fleeing, or picking on them for three transgressions and two times, sending the princess to kiss, killing the Xu family, taking their fiefs, pushing the prince to the battlefield to die, and abolishing the prince, it's no big deal. Nothing is more important than her own life. Who wants to frame them and put them in danger, her reaction must be the most intense. For example, Lv Hou knelt outside Liu Bangmen for a day and a night to see Princess Luyuan and his wife. Later, Liu Bang asked the Prince to go to war with Ying Bu, and Lv Hou tried to dissuade him. Later, Liu Bang wanted to abolish the Prince, and Lv Hou turned to Sean for help. That's how the good and the good were invited out. Zhou Chang advised Liu Bang not to abolish the Prince, and Lv Hou knelt down to thank him. Mrs. Qi is young and beautiful, can sing and dance, and can please Liu Bang very much. It is inevitable that she will be overbearing in the harem under the favor of Liu Bang. She is young and has never experienced risks, so she probably thinks that if she can handle a man, she can handle the whole world. Sometimes, but unfortunately, her opponent is Lv Zhi. What kind of person is Lv Zhi? Liu bang followed him as a rogue. When Liu Bang fled everywhere, she brought home the bacon and provided him with food and clothing. During Liu Bang's uprising, she served her in-laws and raised her children at home. Later, Chu and Han fought, and she was taken hostage for two years. It's hard to say what overlord Chu will do to her. Anyway, Xiang Yu said he would cook her with the Liu family, and Liu Bang only said, don't forget to give me a bowl. I think it takes a certain psychological quality to accept this fact. And her family, such as her brother and brother-in-law, were also killed by the rain, so it's hard to say how much they can do. It has always been one of the financial resources of Liu Bang's uprising, and Fan Kuai's performance in Pakistan is also remarkable. If the Han Dynasty was a company, Lu had at least half of the shares. This also calculate, how many aristocratic women, oneself don't have any responsibility, but who is Lv Zhi, she dare to kill Han Xin! I'm kidding. I don't stay away from this kind of woman. I robbed her and challenged her bottom line. But the old birthday girl ate arsenic. In short, Mrs. Qi is so stupid. So if people want to die, there is nothing they can do. Liu Bang is not interested enough, but Mrs Qi is still interested in her. Before her death, she swore with all the ministers that this was to curb Lv Hou's influence. Later, she arranged to be the prime minister of Zhao to ensure the safety of Liu Ruyi. As long as Liu Ruyi is alive, it is estimated that Lv Hou will not touch her. And at that time, it may not mean to kill her, that is, to let her do some rough work, but Mrs. Qi is a beautiful woman. How can she stand such anger? On the other hand, in the beginning, Lv Zhi was also a flower in Pei County. In Chu Ying, under the constant threat of death, I am afraid that I will do something more embarrassing than this. That's the difference. One can endure, the other can't, one is a flower, and the other is a grass polished by years, which can also be said to be a tree. She wants to protect her children and doesn't want to grow into a tree. How could she do that? Mrs. Qi's son has always been sheltered and willing to be a vine. As a result, the tree died, and the young tree didn't grow up enough to rely on, but she just thought it was ok. She should have sheltered her children from the wind and rain, but she brought disaster to her son. The same person, how can anyone be so stupid? Li Longji's mother died at the hands of Wu Zetian. She didn't even look at her son when she died. Why? She is afraid of causing trouble. Mu Rongchui's first wife, surnamed Duan, had a bad relationship with the Queen. She was framed, imprisoned and tortured. Mu Rongchui can't stand it. She sent word to her that you can plead guilty. She gave a wry smile. I didn't want to plead guilty, but what about you and the child when you plead guilty? When you have no money, you should learn to bear it. How can you turn over? Wu Zetian can bear it in Ganye Temple. Look at what they will do in the future. Needless to say, they have become two queens in their lives. One died unjustly in the post-prison period, another surnamed Duan, a younger sister, and his prince Murong Bao, the youngest son (this guy is abrasive and the other). History books tell us that Emperor Lu wanted to kill Lady Qi because she was jealous. Jokes. In those people's eyes, women think nothing but love? Faced with the threat of survival, this is nothing. It's hard to say how much affection Lv Hou and Liu Bang, the rogue couple, have reached this point. Liu Bang is not the only concubine of Lady Qi. Why can other concubines go to their son's fief safely and enjoy the pleasure of being the queen mother? Those who have no sons can die in the palace, and only Mrs. Qi will come to a tragic end? Some people can't be provoked. Some things are not your own, and you can't expect them, especially without this means. Mrs Qi is a narrow-minded, ambitious and vain woman, but not smart enough and not bad enough. What can she do? If Liu Bang lives long enough, she will die before Liu Bang, and she may die of natural causes. The problem is, Li Furen, the truly beautiful emperor of the Han Dynasty, has this luck, but she doesn't-but she should also be glad that if she meets a wild boar, even if she has a son, she won't let her go. Let's take a look at how the final winner, Queen Mother Bo, did it. If she was not intimidated by Lv Hou at first, then later, after her son became emperor, she still asked to be buried next to her son, instead of fighting for position with Lv Hou, which shows who she is, who knows the times and knows how to advance and retreat. Lv Hou is one of the founders of this company, and her position was born in blood and fire. She fought side by side with those generals in the early Han Dynasty. Her support in court, before Xiao He, after Sean. How did Chen Ping do it? Liu Bang told him to kill Fan Kuai, and he treated Fan Kuai with good wine. His strength was so great that Liu Bang dared not move, and Mrs. Qi actually wanted to move. You must be crazy. The price of touching a tiger's ass is a dime a dozen. Haven't she heard of the Yishui conspiracy in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period? Well, that's too far. The war between Fu Cha, King of Qin, and Qin Ershi is not far away. As for later, provoked Li and Li Yuanji can tell stories, provoked the queen and can tell stories, provoked the pile of digital soldiers of Yongzheng can tell stories. How did Huang Taiji kill Abahai and how did Shunzhi kill his brother? Judy is very kind to Zhu Yunwen's son, as good as Lv Hou's creativity (to be honest, Judy's politics is never fun by singing a few songs and dancing-that's not what people do, especially when their opponents are such shameless couples, they should have gone as far as possible and stopped playing with them. Liu Bang ruled the world in 12. In the first seven years, he died with Xiang Yu, and in the last five years, he fought with Han Xin, Ying Bu and other governors. The world didn't benefit much from him. Lv Hou came to power 15 years, recuperating with the people. The strength of the Han Dynasty came from her, from Wendi and Jingdi, step by step. It didn't happen overnight, and it wasn't the credit of Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty only consumed the accumulation of this century, and he was arrogant and fell short. To tell the truth, Lv Hou's practice sounds a bit cruel, but how does it compare with the year number, car crack and the top ten torture in Chinese history? The only difference is that Lv Hou's method is imposed on the emperor's favorite concubine, which is a charming beauty. Unfortunately, the later male chauvinism intensified, and those in power strongly demanded to stop this trend, so it was recorded in the history books as one of the most tragic examples by later generations. This is a message conveyed by a fierce woman, and women should behave themselves. You see, Lv Hou, a vicious woman, has been notorious for thousands of years. That's another story. However, in the history of the Han Dynasty, Lv Hou was recorded in this century before this nation was fully domesticated. As a generation of emperors, he was juxtaposed with Liu Bang, an old rascal. Well, actually, as an emperor, she didn't do badly. What's wrong with sealing Zhu Lu? Liu Bang became emperor and sealed Liu Zhu. Didn't Wu Zetian seal Wu Shi? Her daughter doesn't want to be an emperor without a national seal. There is nothing to blame. Lv Hou died a little earlier at the age of 62. Otherwise, he would really be the emperor, and history has since embarked on a completely different path. At least without Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, there would be no hundred schools of thought who were deposed and respected Confucianism alone. We wouldn't have been trapped in this strange circle for more than two thousand years. On the other hand, there are so many terrible and dark stories in the harem because they have no other way out. The system of three thousand beautiful women in the harem itself is dehumanizing. Too many people and too few resources force everyone to be human. It can be circulated in this magical country for thousands of years, er ... I really have nothing to say. I can't write about the harem anyway. It is understandable to fight for power and profit in the imperial court, but in the harem, in a place like Dazhaimen, it is completely unimaginable.