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The Words in Zhao Benshan's Prose "Homecoming"

There is no separate script for the characters, but you will understand after reading it.

Go home (after a long time away from home)

Yes, I just want to be reunited.

What are you doing?

Oh, I'm not talking about you.

I told you.

You have to let that Wu Degui go.

Please get it for me

Wu Jingli came out.

Ok, bye. I will contact you later.

Ok, bye.

Come on, I can't hold it any longer.

I don't have that physique. Why did you do this job for nothing?

Baby, open the door

You know, come back.

No, I went shopping.

You must be reunited at home.

Baby, I didn't mean to show it to you.

Is our family strong?

What strength does our family have for you to show?

Baby, I will

This is also a person, remember?

Who is it?

get in

Come on in.

Where do you put it? Put it here.

Okay? All right.

Completed the task.

All right, all right.

I need to know that you live on the sixth floor.

I said I couldn't help you move if I died.

I know what you mean.

That's what I mean

Ok, thank you for your enthusiasm and initiative.

Serve me.

Not good.

You are rich, aren't you?

You have money, you pay back the loan first.

Baby, the students will be here in a minute.

You're welcome.

Coming.

You give me some face

There you are. Why did you come back again?

Are you going to have a reunion?

Reunion has nothing to do with you.

There is no job for you.

Is your name Fan Wei?

You work hard here.

You know my name.

Do you really treat me as a temporary worker?

So what do you do?

I am your old classmate.

you

You cover for me, you're still fast.

We pretend.

No. Then who are you?

You don't remember anything.

I don't remember

Is your family scattered?

I helped your family, didn't I?

Dig a vegetable cellar

Then sit down quickly

This is a clue.

What's going on here? Tell me.

Your family was scattered at that time.

I thought I couldn't dig a vegetable cellar.

I went.

The white flour steamed bread made by your mother for me.

I eat seven at a time.

Then your mother said stop eating.

If you eat that thing again, it will swell easily if you drink water.

There are eight left, and your mother will bring them to me.

My mother has a kind heart.

Let your father go back again.

May I?

It doesn't matter if it is.

Dig a vegetable cellar. be

Liu Wenge, right?

Forget it.

Liu Wenge is a member of our life committee.

Let me remind you.

Didn't we always bring food when we were children?

I always bring a big cake.

Liya pickle pimple

After that, you give me a nickname.

Jiaolaoda

Do you remember that old pimple?

What's your last name?

You, you again.

You just made a lot of money.

You just forgot your old classmates.

breakdown

Let me mention someone to you.

Wangerya

Need to know.

You mentioned Wang erya.

It's like charging, I know.

know

Isn't that the most beautiful school flower in our class?

correct

Sit with me.

No, she sat with me.

I used to sit with you.

No, you gave me an eraser.

Did you change it for me?

I remember. I remembered

At that time, this

Who is this Wang Er Ya?

No wonder I don't remember.

How many years has this guy been flashing?

The child is so big.

No, no, no

Who is it?

Come on, let me introduce you.

No introduction is needed.

I didn't bring anything either.

Give the child some money for what?

I'll give it to you.

Do you know who this is?

Who is this?

Who is this?

This is my daughter-in-law and I am his daughter-in-law.

Daughter-in-law is really fake

The youngest child

Hello, old pimple

Your surname is Cai.

There is nothing left to eat.

So in your situation,

What's my name?

Call my sister-in-law

Don't call me sister.

Then sister-in-law

success

hello

I tell you, you have a good eye.

is it

When I was a classmate.

Let's put it this way in our class

Their home is scattered.

You are handsome and you study well.

That's our idol.

He is still an idol.

At that time, Wang erya and them

If he doesn't return to the city,

Now the children are as old as you.

This is just an idea.

Isn't there such a sentence?

Who curled up your long hair?

Who made your wedding dress?

Who gave you the pencil?

Who gave the eraser?

It's all stories

I really didn't see it.

Childish

then what You give it to him.

Go ahead. All right, all right.

Talk about that Wang erya slowly

It's okay. He and Wang erya

They are the only people who don't know.

Are you two still in touch?

What? Let me tell you something.

I just got in touch these days, didn't I?

These two ya have been under Wu Degui.

Be the director of the office

Do you know Wu Degui?

Old classmates got the boss, didn't they?

How many years has this been going on?

25 or 6 years.

I really miss you.

Why don't you want me to dream about you all the time?

Is it ... or not

a game a dream

Do you smoke? No, I have it here.

Better than mine, okay?

You smoke this cigarette

Not that I don't usually smoke.

Aren't you going out? A whole box.

Pretend to laugh

Old classmate, I need to talk to you.

you said

What are you pretending?

What strength do you have to pretend here?

I can't compare with you.

You still compare with me

Just this house

Do you know how big this area is?

know nothing at all

This sofa

How much is a set?

know nothing at all

Do you know what brand of tie?

Do you know what is wrong with braces?

This replaced the belt.

Why are you still comparing with me?

Lao Fan is running out of time.

Help me pound garlic quickly

You let him beat you.

He is a guest.

Not an outsider Let's go

It's nothing. I'll do it.

Sorry, this

it doesn't matter

Thank you. For what?

You said I would tell you.

You go there.

People are what they should be.

You said that with your strength,

Do you smoke with it?

The poorer he is, the better he pretends.

Do you have money to buy cigarettes?

Improve the living standards of wives and children.

The youngest child

Have you finished eating garlic? It's not over.

Come and help me choose leeks

This thing is easy to choose.

Push it and it's over.

You see

Give it back to me and it's over.

You, you are not serious about anything.

Look at Wu Degui.

He is also our classmate.

You are also a farmer.

Because you are serious and dedicated.

Now he is a well-known peasant entrepreneur.

You said you were fooling around.

Wrap a box of good cigarettes.

Give me a cigarette and I'll try it.

They are all for you.

I don't believe this cigarette is easy to smoke.

Look how busy my business is.

It's me. I'm Wu Degui.

You have arrived in Hong Kong.

finish the work

Ok, ask him to pay quickly.

Why is there not enough Hong Kong dollars?

Two million lines

You put the manager in Hong Kong on the phone with me.

Hello, where are you?

know nothing at all

I'm telling you, your phone is disconnected.

no problem

Ok, no problem. It's nothing.

All right, all right. Goodbye.

It's too hard to talk.

Mr. Wu, the old man, said

The old pimple is finished.

I've already chosen.

Buy me a bottle of vinegar.

It's not over yet, you

What are you smoking?

Makes people jealous.

He is a distinguished guest.

What guest? Isn't this an old pimple?

The old pimple is Wu Degui.

Wu Degui is an old pimple.

I'll buy vinegar

General manager Wu

Wu Jingli, you stay. I don't know

outcome

Wu Jingli, am I going a little too far?

Old classmates

Let the old pimple say something.

you said

Why do you only remember Wu Degui today?

But forget the old pimple in the past?

The purpose of our reunion.

For what?

My company is not doing very well now.

I want to contact you.

Let you help me.

Then you said that between our classmates

Still talking about society?

The significance of our reunion.

Is to let us get our originality.

That kind of pure strength, that kind of real feeling

I won't say much, manager Wu.

You may as well call me Wu Jingli.

The youngest child

Laofan

The students are all here.

They are all downstairs. Pick it up.

Look at Wang erya

I can tell you something.

When you see Er Ya, you must behave well.

Nothing, don't worry.

Or the old pimple knows me

Wang erya is my wife