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The Words in Zhao Benshan's Prose "Homecoming"
Go home (after a long time away from home)
Yes, I just want to be reunited.
What are you doing?
Oh, I'm not talking about you.
I told you.
You have to let that Wu Degui go.
Please get it for me
Wu Jingli came out.
Ok, bye. I will contact you later.
Ok, bye.
Come on, I can't hold it any longer.
I don't have that physique. Why did you do this job for nothing?
Baby, open the door
You know, come back.
No, I went shopping.
You must be reunited at home.
Baby, I didn't mean to show it to you.
Is our family strong?
What strength does our family have for you to show?
Baby, I will
This is also a person, remember?
Who is it?
get in
Come on in.
Where do you put it? Put it here.
Okay? All right.
Completed the task.
All right, all right.
I need to know that you live on the sixth floor.
I said I couldn't help you move if I died.
I know what you mean.
That's what I mean
Ok, thank you for your enthusiasm and initiative.
Serve me.
Not good.
You are rich, aren't you?
You have money, you pay back the loan first.
Baby, the students will be here in a minute.
You're welcome.
Coming.
You give me some face
There you are. Why did you come back again?
Are you going to have a reunion?
Reunion has nothing to do with you.
There is no job for you.
Is your name Fan Wei?
You work hard here.
You know my name.
Do you really treat me as a temporary worker?
So what do you do?
I am your old classmate.
you
You cover for me, you're still fast.
We pretend.
No. Then who are you?
You don't remember anything.
I don't remember
Is your family scattered?
I helped your family, didn't I?
Dig a vegetable cellar
Then sit down quickly
This is a clue.
What's going on here? Tell me.
Your family was scattered at that time.
I thought I couldn't dig a vegetable cellar.
I went.
The white flour steamed bread made by your mother for me.
I eat seven at a time.
Then your mother said stop eating.
If you eat that thing again, it will swell easily if you drink water.
There are eight left, and your mother will bring them to me.
My mother has a kind heart.
Let your father go back again.
May I?
It doesn't matter if it is.
Dig a vegetable cellar. be
Liu Wenge, right?
Forget it.
Liu Wenge is a member of our life committee.
Let me remind you.
Didn't we always bring food when we were children?
I always bring a big cake.
Liya pickle pimple
After that, you give me a nickname.
Jiaolaoda
Do you remember that old pimple?
What's your last name?
You, you again.
You just made a lot of money.
You just forgot your old classmates.
breakdown
Let me mention someone to you.
Wangerya
Need to know.
You mentioned Wang erya.
It's like charging, I know.
know
Isn't that the most beautiful school flower in our class?
correct
Sit with me.
No, she sat with me.
I used to sit with you.
No, you gave me an eraser.
Did you change it for me?
I remember. I remembered
At that time, this
Who is this Wang Er Ya?
No wonder I don't remember.
How many years has this guy been flashing?
The child is so big.
No, no, no
Who is it?
Come on, let me introduce you.
No introduction is needed.
I didn't bring anything either.
Give the child some money for what?
I'll give it to you.
Do you know who this is?
Who is this?
Who is this?
This is my daughter-in-law and I am his daughter-in-law.
Daughter-in-law is really fake
The youngest child
Hello, old pimple
Your surname is Cai.
There is nothing left to eat.
So in your situation,
What's my name?
Call my sister-in-law
Don't call me sister.
Then sister-in-law
success
hello
I tell you, you have a good eye.
is it
When I was a classmate.
Let's put it this way in our class
Their home is scattered.
You are handsome and you study well.
That's our idol.
He is still an idol.
At that time, Wang erya and them
If he doesn't return to the city,
Now the children are as old as you.
This is just an idea.
Isn't there such a sentence?
Who curled up your long hair?
Who made your wedding dress?
Who gave you the pencil?
Who gave the eraser?
It's all stories
I really didn't see it.
Childish
then what You give it to him.
Go ahead. All right, all right.
Talk about that Wang erya slowly
It's okay. He and Wang erya
They are the only people who don't know.
Are you two still in touch?
What? Let me tell you something.
I just got in touch these days, didn't I?
These two ya have been under Wu Degui.
Be the director of the office
Do you know Wu Degui?
Old classmates got the boss, didn't they?
How many years has this been going on?
25 or 6 years.
I really miss you.
Why don't you want me to dream about you all the time?
Is it ... or not
a game a dream
Do you smoke? No, I have it here.
Better than mine, okay?
You smoke this cigarette
Not that I don't usually smoke.
Aren't you going out? A whole box.
Pretend to laugh
Old classmate, I need to talk to you.
you said
What are you pretending?
What strength do you have to pretend here?
I can't compare with you.
You still compare with me
Just this house
Do you know how big this area is?
know nothing at all
This sofa
How much is a set?
know nothing at all
Do you know what brand of tie?
Do you know what is wrong with braces?
This replaced the belt.
Why are you still comparing with me?
Lao Fan is running out of time.
Help me pound garlic quickly
You let him beat you.
He is a guest.
Not an outsider Let's go
It's nothing. I'll do it.
Sorry, this
it doesn't matter
Thank you. For what?
You said I would tell you.
You go there.
People are what they should be.
You said that with your strength,
Do you smoke with it?
The poorer he is, the better he pretends.
Do you have money to buy cigarettes?
Improve the living standards of wives and children.
The youngest child
Have you finished eating garlic? It's not over.
Come and help me choose leeks
This thing is easy to choose.
Push it and it's over.
You see
Give it back to me and it's over.
You, you are not serious about anything.
Look at Wu Degui.
He is also our classmate.
You are also a farmer.
Because you are serious and dedicated.
Now he is a well-known peasant entrepreneur.
You said you were fooling around.
Wrap a box of good cigarettes.
Give me a cigarette and I'll try it.
They are all for you.
I don't believe this cigarette is easy to smoke.
Look how busy my business is.
It's me. I'm Wu Degui.
You have arrived in Hong Kong.
finish the work
Ok, ask him to pay quickly.
Why is there not enough Hong Kong dollars?
Two million lines
You put the manager in Hong Kong on the phone with me.
Hello, where are you?
know nothing at all
I'm telling you, your phone is disconnected.
no problem
Ok, no problem. It's nothing.
All right, all right. Goodbye.
It's too hard to talk.
Mr. Wu, the old man, said
The old pimple is finished.
I've already chosen.
Buy me a bottle of vinegar.
It's not over yet, you
What are you smoking?
Makes people jealous.
He is a distinguished guest.
What guest? Isn't this an old pimple?
The old pimple is Wu Degui.
Wu Degui is an old pimple.
I'll buy vinegar
General manager Wu
Wu Jingli, you stay. I don't know
outcome
Wu Jingli, am I going a little too far?
Old classmates
Let the old pimple say something.
you said
Why do you only remember Wu Degui today?
But forget the old pimple in the past?
The purpose of our reunion.
For what?
My company is not doing very well now.
I want to contact you.
Let you help me.
Then you said that between our classmates
Still talking about society?
The significance of our reunion.
Is to let us get our originality.
That kind of pure strength, that kind of real feeling
I won't say much, manager Wu.
You may as well call me Wu Jingli.
The youngest child
Laofan
The students are all here.
They are all downstairs. Pick it up.
Look at Wang erya
I can tell you something.
When you see Er Ya, you must behave well.
Nothing, don't worry.
Or the old pimple knows me
Wang erya is my wife
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