Interesting English short play

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English comedy Peacock Flying Southeast

Wander for five miles

Jiao Zhongqing Johnny (Jforshort) Liu Lanzhi Lunch (Lforshort)

Jiao's mother, JMforshort, and lunch mother, LMforshort.

The son of the satrap, the son of the mayor (MSforshort), the robber thief (ABandC).

Preface This article is transferred from: www.coffbar.com's sketch script, resume cover, free movie.

J was beaten and ran onto the stage, and a roll of paper tube was smashed inside. J was hit by embarrassment)

Everyone says I'm afraid of my wife, but in fact, I'm as strong as a tiger (quietly) and my wife is Wu Song.

(Pointing at the stage door loudly) I'm not afraid of you!

(a washbasin is thrown out, and J catches it as a shield to protect his head) Then, who am I afraid of?

My wife is the most famous woman in the neighborhood for lunch. She is braver than me,

Smarter and stronger than me. I don't care about all this. I just hope she is gentler than me. But she's not! Having such a wife is like living in hell! (another roll of paper tube hit inside, hitting J)

Oh, my god. Who can help me? (below)

Act 1

(At the end of the opening remarks, JM made an eavesdropping recording.)

JM (on crutches): I can!

(Inside) Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?

L (jumping out of the door with apron and spatula): I'm coming! What's the matter, mom?

JM: I have told you again and again that you should call me "my most beautiful, elegant and dear mother-in-law".

All right. My most beautiful, elegant and dear mother-in-law, what's the matter?

JM: Since you married my son, your behavior has become so bad. You are too rude, too abrupt, too

Lazy.

But ...

JM: Never interrupt me!

Never interrupt me! Since I married your son, that terrible Johnny, I have been working hard, cooking and washing clothes all day. I raise thousands of pigs, ducks and chickens ...

JM: But everything you do is not as valuable as a grandson!

L (angrily waving a spatula): Oh, you want a grandson, don't you? Ask your son. I'm leaving! (tear off the apron and throw it in JM's face, down)

Act ii

(LM is sitting on the stage knitting a sweater, and L is holding a spatula)

Mom, I'm home!

LM: You're back? Why? What happened?

L: I was kicked out by my most beautiful, elegant and dear mother-in-law.

LM (surprised, but then gloating): Look! I already told you! When you insist

Marry that terrible Johnny. I told you he was ugly, stupid and poor, but you didn't listen to me. Look at yourself ...

But, mom ...

Never interrupt me!

Mom, I'm not bothering you. I just want to tell you that you are always right, okay? and

I'll marry whoever you want me to marry.

LM (exultation): Good girl! I met the mayor's son in the market just now. He said, "If your daughter is not married, I really want to marry her!" " Now that you are free again, I'll tell him. (below)

L (stunned): What? Mayor's son? The most famous playboy in the neighborhood? (The spatula in my hand falls to the ground) What a stupid thing I have done (below)

Act3 this article is transferred from:

(j is sleepy)

J (walking): Lunch! Lunch! Where are my socks? (takes a few steps and picks up socks on the ground) Here it is! (Smell) Ugh! It stinks! They are still

Dirty! (Suddenly remembering) Lunch is gone! I have to wash it myself. (His stomach seems to growl) Gee, I'm so hungry! But there is no breakfast! (Picking up the apron on the ground) This is what I always wear for lunch! I miss her very much, and her excellent cooking! at present

She's gone. I have to cook for my mother and myself.

JM (me): Where is my breakfast? Where is lunch? Hasn't she got up yet?

Mom, don't you remember? Lunch is gone!

JM: Well, tell you what, Johnny, a son without a wife is useless. Lunch is a good choice.

Girl, go and bring her back!

J (saluting at attention): Yes, madam!

Act IV

(J is walking happily when three robbers suddenly jump out)

Hey, you! Stop and listen to us!

I built the road! (Lift one's foot and step heavily on a big stone)

I also planted a tree! (also stepping on the same stone)

C: If you want to walk this street-(I want to step on the stone, but I stepped on A's foot)

AB & ampc: Give us all your money!

J (search every pocket and take out 1 dime): 1 is it enough?

Three robbers fainted, and then three people got together to discuss.

A: What bad luck! This guy is broken!

If we don't get the money today, we won't have anything to eat tonight!

I heard that the mayor's son will marry Miss Liu Lanzhi next month. We can rob the wedding!

A & Good idea!

J (surprised): What? What? Getting married at lunch? It's impossible!

AB & C: Why? A beautiful girl and a rich man, what a good couple!

But lunch is my wife! We're not divorced yet!

(Suddenly had an idea) I have an idea! You're going to rob the wedding, aren't you? What the hell

With you. You take the money, I take the bride.

Do you have any experience?

J: no. But I have this! J takes off his shoes and takes out a check, the name is $65,438+0,000,000.

Act v

It is time for the wedding in a blink of an eye. Ms is happily holding the bride of HongLing, and J is reluctantly pulling the red yarn onto the stage. )

(J and three robbers jump into Taichung)

ABC&, you! Stop and listen to us!

A: I built the road!

I also planted a tree.

C: If you want to cross this street-

J: Give us all your money!

(l hears J's voice and lifts the veil)

L (full of surprises): Johnny! (desperate to run to J and hide behind him)

(MS is furious and punches J. J. to hide short, and Ms. L fainted after hitting J. L. )

J (flew into a rage): How dare you hit my wife! (Punching holes in milliseconds)

(J wrestles with MS, and JM knocks MS out with a cane)

(j) Tear off the groom's sign on the lady's chest and put it on her chest)

J (holding L, asking with concern): How are you, dear?

L (crying): I'm in pain!

J: Stop crying, baby. I'll get the medicine. (below)

L (getting up and chasing): Wait for me! (Running downward)

Can you celebrate the music?

2. English short play: Bunny

Time: sunny Sunday morning

Venue: Animal Kingdom with birds and flowers.

Characters: Duckling, Miss Cat, Miss Rabbit, Mr Dog.

Narrator: The duckling is going to visit her grandmother. He sang and danced all the way and was very happy. By the river, he met Miss Cat.

Duck: (curious) Hello, Miss Cat. What are you doing?

Cat: (scratching his head anxiously) Hello, duckling. There is a big fish in the river. I am hungry, but I can't eat. ..

Duck: Don't worry. Let me help you.

The duckling jumps into the water and soon helps Miss Cat catch the fish. )

Duck: Miss Cat, this is a fish for you. Have a good meal.

Cat: Thank you, Little Duck. That's very kind of you.

Duck: That's all right, Miss Cat. I must go now. I'm going to my grandmother's house. Bye.

Cat: Goodbye!

(The duckling goes on his way. Suddenly, he saw Miss Rabbit lying on the grass and ran over. )

Rabbit: (lying on the grass) Oh, duckling. I ran so fast that my leg was broken. I can stand up, I can walk.

Duck: Don't worry. Let me help you.

The duckling takes out a handkerchief to help Miss Rabbit dress the wound, and then helps her to go home. )

Duck: Don't worry, Miss Rabbit. You will sleep well.

Rabbit: Yes, I will. Thank you, duckling. That's very kind of you.

Duck: Not at all, Miss Rabbit. But I must go now. I'm going to my grandmother's house. Goodbye!

Rabbit: Goodbye!

The duckling is on the road again, singing. Walking, he saw Mr. Dog sitting in front of his house, looking very anxious. )

Duck: Good morning, Mr. Dog. You look worried. what can I do for you?

Dog: Oh, good morning, duckling. I received a letter from my friend Mr. Kirk. But I don't know what he wants me to do.

Duck: Don't worry, Mr. Dog. Let me help you.

Mr. Dog smiled and handed the letter to the duckling, who read the letter to Mr. Dog carefully. )

Dog: (smiling with satisfaction) Thank you, Little Duck. That's very kind of you.

Duck: You're welcome, Mr. Dog. (Looking up at the sun hanging in mid-air) But I must go now. I'm going to see my grandmother.

Dog: (touching the duckling's head) Don't worry, duckling. Let me take you to your grandmother's house.

Duck: Thank you, Mr. Dog.

(Mr. Dog runs to grandma's house with a duckling on his back, singing and laughing ...)