Are there any jokes that can make people happy?

1. A classmate, the teacher asked him what 1+ 1 = was, but he said he didn't know. The teacher told him to go home and ask his parents. He went back to ask his mother who was playing mahjong and told him that he had drunk seven beards tonight. He went to ask his father again. His father was reading the newspaper and said that the news was said by American President Leiden, so he went to ask him. He ran up and asked his brother who was talking to his girlfriend, dear: marry me!

The next day, the teacher asked him 1+ 1 = how much? He said * * * Hu Hu 7 Hu, ask him who said that. He said that President Reagan said that, and then the teacher slapped him. He said it was so cool! The teacher slapped him again, and he said, honey, marry me.