The homophonic terrier comes from behind the ear. What funny homophones have you heard?

? To tell the truth, I feel that my hearing is good in my daily life, but it will appear when I listen to songs? Hallucinations? So for many lyrics, I will make jokes because of my misunderstanding.

Children's songs? When I was a child, I always thought Wahaha sang like this? Our motherland is a garden, the flowers in the garden are really bright, and the sunshine in Henan shines on us. I've been wondering why. Henan? The sun shone on us, and I later discovered: warm!

? There is another song that I find incredible, and that is Lu. I think the lyrics are sung like this: Grandpa remembers Mom's words, sparkling tears? When I was a child, I always thought my grandfather remembered his mother. I also asked my mother if my grandfather's mother was too grandma. Now that I think about it, I'm a little speechless!

Hot class? I don't know much about many popular songs, such as a Elva Hsiao song that was very popular in my junior high school? What am I singing? I feel everything. So you're my big brother pig? I was really confused at that time. I think it's like the song of the pig. Maybe it's also a nickname, but later my classmates said it was:? Title song? !

? A popular song in the past two years, the girl by the bridge, often listens to my little niece sing: In the warm sun, I welcome fragrance. Whose girl is it? Is your father sad? So I thought it was a song that an old father married a girl with tears in her eyes.

Daily language class? When I came home one day, my mother said to me seriously, how about we buy some chicken essence? I said buy, can't you just buy everything? My mother said, what should I buy? I say well-known brands are good. Then my mother said, I'll go to the bank to inquire. I asked her doubtfully: Why go to the bank? Not going to the supermarket? Why don't you go to the bank without chicken essence? My mother said: fund! It suddenly dawned on me that the nasal sounds were difficult to distinguish before and after, and I was a little annoyed.

? My sister works as an intern in the hospital in rotation, and often chats with me about some hospital gossip. Then one day she told me in the street that this is our gynecologist, the number one. Maybe it's because our company has been talking for a long time? Minor? So I asked her doubtfully: Deputy Director, why No.1, no director?

? In fact, homophonic stems are very common in China's language and culture, such as those from common people's daily language? Many two-part allegorical sayings are homophonic, such as: Do monks play umbrellas? Unable to (send) lawlessness; Onion mixed with tofu? One transparent (blue) and two white; Nephew playing lanterns? Same old (uncle).

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