I want to laugh quietly. Who is the hero?

A person posted on the forum and said, "If you were bungee jumping and the rope suddenly broke, which two words would you say?" Most people say: mom, mom, help, help me. Then a man said: change! One day I went to the canteen to cook, and I happened to find that I was eating Sichuan pork today. After eating a bowl, I only found potatoes, so I asked my aunt in the canteen, "Aunt, where's the meat?" She said calmly, "Meat, back to the pot?"