False jokes vs real jokes

1, a woman was walking in the night when she suddenly saw a man coming towards her with open arms and gave her a hug. The man fell to the ground crying and said, it's the third piece. Who did I piss off? Is it so difficult to take a piece of glass home?

Ge You once went to the toilet, and Ge You invited a friend to dinner. He went to the toilet on the way, and his pants were wet when he came back. Friend: Why are your pants wet? Ge You: It has been like this ever since I became famous. Friend: Often? Ge You: Yes! It is often that the people next to him suddenly turn around and shout, "Isn't this Ge You?"

3, Lucky 52' s true joke, Li Yong laughed himself down! PART 1: A couple, guessing the name of food, the wife gesturing to guess her husband. The word "steamed bread" popped up on the big screen. Wife's description: round, white, edible husband: ..........................................................................................................................................'s husband seemed anxious and blurted out: "Mimi!" " Li Yong laughed himself down. . . . .