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Ask two people to tell Japanese jokes, which are controlled by China. (for Japanese class. Those who have never studied Japanese and look down on Japan are not allowed to enter. Stop it! ! !
The day before, father, father, son, son, son,
"Colorless ですか? 」
The clerk's comments on this question are against the rules.
"ぇぇですとのをぇてぃたとのた". Answer.
One day, when dad went to get his glasses.
The clerk asked, "Is it transparent?"
The clerk wanted to ask about the color of the glasses, but dad seemed to misunderstand.
Said, "No, I work in a bank."
In this way, I said my occupation.
Colorless = unemployed (unemployed, squatting at home)
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I want to turn on the light
のときのクラスでこったです.
Friends, dark rooms, lights, desires, meaning.
"Sir, the darkness くぁりませんか? 」
Let's talk about it するとはそぅに. A sentence from Mr.
はこぅぅぅなんです す なです す す す
This happened when I was in high school.
My friend thinks the classroom is dark and wants to turn on the light.
So I asked the teacher for advice and said, "teacher, is it dark?"
So on say, the teacher looks pale and replied:
"I am such a gloomy character."
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order dishes
Only those who know "どちら" can understand it. Actually, the principle is the same as last time.
Wu ganwei
Shop assistant,
"Tian? とぃたら, はとっさに,
はぃですとぇてしまぃました.
In the dessert shop, my mother asked for the country rice cake red bean soup, and I asked for the rice cake red bean soup.
The clerk asked, "Where is the country?"
Mother was startled and replied, "Niigata."
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My leg hurts. ......
Pupils' time, time and place.
ぅちのクラスではははがくなぃときだがだき.ただし, すときはにどこのがぃのかぅ.
みんながぉなかがくてとかががくてがががががくてがが 12
"My feet hurt ..." I said, "I don't care."
ちなみにはすのをしてくれました. Mr.
This was in primary school.
In my primary school class, there is a rule that "the meals provided by the school can only be left if you are unwell." Moreover, when you are unwell, you should report to the teacher. "
So many students will say "I have a stomachache" or "I have a headache and no appetite", but my good friend S Jun says "My leg hurts …".
By the way, the teacher even promised his leftovers.
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Buy a cake.
ケーキさんでィンドしに
「これとこれと…」
としてケーキをしてぃたらぉののに, ぉに.
Say "ってくださぃ" before the name.
"Yamada はなです"
Someone went to the window of the cake shop,
Pointing to the cake, he said to the clerk, "Please give me this piece and this cake ..."
The clerk replied, "please tell me your name."
The man replied, "My name is Yamada". ... expand all >
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