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The happiest and funniest copy in the circle of friends.

It is said that boys touch girls' heads a lot because they like them, and girls touch boys' heads mostly like dogs.

Losing weight is the most anti-human thing in the world. If you don't eat, you feel hungry and want to hit yourself.

3. A woman's mood,

Three minutes is doomed,

Seven points depend on shopping. residual

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10 depends on the balance of the bank card.

People's ideas will change. I used to want to get rich, but now I just want to get rid of poverty.

I think there must be a lot of people who secretly love me, because for so many years, no one has told me clearly.

6. The boat of friendship turns over, and the boat of love sinks. Only canoes in single dog can stand.

7. I really don't understand why I can eat so fat when I am so poor!

Eight. At your age, you have mastered a specialty without learning other skills. You can sleep well without sleeping pills during the day and get excited without stimulants at night.

9. Before marriage, the daughter-in-law was an innocent girl type.

Seven years have passed and now she has evolved into a mountain sculpture. 10. "Fat man

Nine points of wealth. "Could it be the rich and the houses in the city?

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19 the most fashionable and popular sentence, foodies, open your belly and eat with confidence! 1 1. I don't want to chat with anyone now. 0.0-0, 0-0, 0 "0, 0, 0, 0, 0" 0.