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Wei Ruyun Zifu's pregnancy is a joke.

Liu Bingyi's sentence "Without mother's grace, you should not take the clothes of the ancestral temple and accept your destiny", and Huo fell into endless darkness and abyss.

Huo Jieyu and Queen Huo, who were sent to the palace as chess pieces, were loved by each other, but they were prickly love. How dare they love each other deeply?

Once infinite love is false and illusory. Huo seems to have known for a long time that he was just acting for her, but she fantasized that she would really fall in love with her in that hypocrisy.

However, love is love and hate is hate. Where can Liu Bingyi be more sincere to her?

Is it really just a show?

Is haughty and beautiful Huo really not branded in your heart?

Zhaotai Palace in Shanglinyuan 12 years lonely and cold. Huo looked at the high wall every day, waiting for the king's call, and her heart was broken. She didn't want to believe that Liu Bingyi really didn't like her.

Living alone in 12, she gave herself an excuse to live and wait on the basis of fond memories of the past.

However, after 12 years, what she was waiting for was to let her move to Yunlin Pavilion.

Pushed farther and farther, she seems to understand that she can't go back in this life.

She doesn't want to live in pain anymore. Living is too painful.

From his cell to the supreme world, Liu Xun's suffering is unimaginable.

Liu Xun, whose real name is Liu Bingyi, was born in the second year of Emperor Zheng of Han Dynasty (9 1 BC).

Liu Bingyi's grandfather was the famous Prince Herry Liu at that time, and his grandmother was the sister of Herry Liu's concubine Shi Liang.

So think about it, Liu Bingyi's identity is extremely important.

But Liu Bingyi, a nobleman, only enjoyed his aristocratic status for five months.

In July this year, a famous "witch disaster" occurred in the Western Han Dynasty.

In this disaster, Zifu and Yi both died innocently and tragically. Liu Bingyi's father Liu Jin and his mother were both killed. Grandma Shi Liang walked into the cell, holding five-month-old Liu Bingyi in her arms.

From five months to five years old, Liu Bingyi was imprisoned.

The darkness of the prison is unimaginable to ordinary people, and it is not easy for Liu Bingyi to survive as a baby.

Liu Yuxin has always been kind-hearted and won the love of junior officials and the public.

At that time, Liu Bingyi was still a baby. What crime did he commit?

The official in charge of the witchcraft case pitied the young man and took care of him, so that Liu Bingyi could lead a rough life.

After Liu Fuling ascended the throne, he pardoned those involved in witchcraft cases, and Liu Bingyi, 5, was sent to Ye Ting.

Zhang He, who is in charge of Ye Ting, is a staff member of Liu Yuxin. He loves Liu Bingyi, the little master, and takes care of him.

In this way, the impoverished grandson Liu Bingyi stumbled and grew up with the support of his grandfather.

Zhang He has a man named Xu Guanghan and a woman named Xu Pingjun in Xu Guanghan. On the eve of Xu Pingjun's wedding, her fiance died of illness.

At that time, Liu Bingyi had reached the age of marriage.

Liu Bingyi, who grew up with Xu Pingjun, fell in love with this careless, lively and lovely girl, and two childhood friends got married with everyone's help.

Poor Sun Huang, an ordinary girl, became husband and wife.

Liu Bingyi knows how miserable his life is. He doesn't know the road ahead, the future or whether he can protect his childhood, but he also wants to be selfish. At least there is something that really belongs to him in this life.

After they got married, although they were poor, they were also very happy and plain, and soon they had a son, Liu Shi.

As for the throne, Liu Bingyi dare not even think about it.

After years of bullying and abuse, Liu Bingyi's hatred and unwillingness have been tormenting him.

Xu Pingjun knows Liu Bingyi's life experience, and she also knows the pain and pain in her husband's heart. She wanted to share it for him, but she didn't take the initiative to mention the hatred and pain in her husband's heart except taking care of him and their children.

Liu Bingyi's body fell ill at an early age, and he had to take medicine regularly to recuperate.

Xu Pingjun just wants her husband to be better, better and better.

Looking at his wife's hard work day and night and her clever and lovely son, Liu Bingyi felt that he was not so unlucky. He is still so happy in his life that he should be satisfied.

But the dull and happy days are always so short.

In 74 BC, Emperor Zhao died of sudden illness at the age of 265,438+0, leaving no children.

The choice of heirs begins with the Liu family.

Huo Guang is the assistant minister of Emperor Zhao, and he is the minister in charge of selecting successors.

First, Liu He, the king of Changyi, ascended the throne, but he only served as emperor for 27 days.

At this time, Wang Wei's Sun Jin and Liu Bingyi came into Huo Guang's sight.

All Huo Guang wanted was a puppet emperor, while Liu Bingyi came from the people and had no background. He was only 18 years old and had no political experience. Usually very disciplined. In this way, Liu Bingyi set foot on the throne of the emperor.

Liu Bingyi was lucky to be on the throne, but he had no real power. All state affairs were in the hands of Huo Guang.

Liu Bingyi had heard of Huo Guang's autocracy when he was among the people, and he himself was a victim of the struggle for imperial power.

Suffering from childhood, Liu Bingyi has developed a cautious character, and his forbearance is beyond ordinary people's imagination. He knows that he and his family want to live, so he must be careful and be a puppet.

Huo Guang was not so relieved about this little emperor who came out of the folk, and he often tried a thing or two.

For Huo Guang's temptation, Liu Bingyi responded one by one, and announced that all political events, big or small, should be told to Huo Guang first, and then let him know.

Liu Bingyi also lavished fiefs and knighthoods on the Khodorkovsky family, praised Huo Guang vigorously, and initially stabilized the court.

Liu Bingyi's forbearance and concession made Huo Guang look down on him, let alone the little emperor.

In order to further consolidate Huo's position, Huo Guang wants to marry the royal family. He wants to marry his little daughter Huo. He wanted his daughter to be a queen, so he became a national official.

After the founding of the Party, Liu Bingyi did not compromise on Huo Guang's persecution. For his first wife, Xu Pingjun, he not only loved, but also respected.

He doesn't want to be wronged by his wife, who has accompanied him through many ups and downs over the years. And his favorite son, he doesn't want his son to become an illegitimate child.

In order to put his wife in danger, Liu Bingyi "inexplicably" wrote an imperial edict of "looking for an old sword".

As soon as this imperial edict came out, all the ministers were not stupid and understood Liu Bingyi's thoughts, so they made Xu Pingjun the queen.

In this way, with the support of other ministers, Liu Bingyi won the position of queen for his wife.

Huo Guang was dissatisfied with this, but he didn't give up.

Xu Pingjun sat on the queen's throne and Huo was given a farewell title.

In the harem, there are always so many intrigues and so many right and wrong.

In order to protect the queen Xu Pingjun and her son Liu Shi, he gradually alienated his beloved wife and liked Huo very much.

Xu Pingjun knows Liu Bingyi best. She didn't fight or rob, but waited and waited silently. In the face of Huo's provocation and humiliation, Xu Pingjun always submitted to humiliation.

However, Xu Pingjun's forbearance and generosity have not been treated leniently by Huo Shi.

Everything seems so calm, but in the dark, it's rough and scary.

Moreover, Mr Khodorkovsky's struggle for the queen has never stopped, especially Huo Guang's wife.

For many women, it is like their lifelong mission to seek power and status by intrigue, and Mrs. Huo is like this.

Mrs. Huo is like an eagle, always staring at Xu Pingjun and the queen's throne.

Xu Pingjun got pregnant again after two years in the palace. This baby is extremely dangerous. Mrs. Huo knew that her chance had come.

Before labor, Xu Pingjun felt unwell, so she summoned Yuyan Chun, a female doctor, to the palace for consultation.

Mrs. Huo paid close attention to Xu Pingjun's every move, and now she bought it with a large sum of money, and ordered that the poisonous herb Aconitum be added to Xu Pingjun's decoction.

Xu Pingjun gave birth to a daughter after drinking medicine. She just glanced at the child and looked at her favorite husband with tears in her eyes. Blood was running down her mouth.

Liu Bingyi is holding his wife, her life is fading, her pain is unbearable, and she is very sad. He regretted it.

He regrets that he pushed his wife to the position of queen, that he was busy dealing with Huo Guang politically every day, that he was inseparable from Huo Chengjun in order to protect his wife and son from them, and that he sat on the throne.

If it weren't for this, Huo wouldn't compete for the position of queen with Xu Pingjun like this.

He knows, he knows that in the past two years, his wife Xu Pingjun has been bullied by Huo, but he can only turn a blind eye. He is just a puppet emperor and can't protect the people he wants to protect.

Xu Pingjun choked up, looked at Liu Bingyi seriously, and closed his eyes forever after seeing his son.

Liu Bingyi knew something about Xu Pingjun's death, knowing that all this was related to Mr. Huo, but he could not conduct a blatant investigation.

Liu Bingyi, full of resentment in his heart, sent his beloved wife away sadly, but he didn't show any dissatisfaction with Huo Shi in front of people.

Soon, Huo changed from Huo Jieyu to Huo Queen.

I still love Huo as always. He has been silently forbearing, and he is quietly accumulating strength.

Huo knew he was going to be the queen of the palace early in the morning, and trained her as a queen at an early age.

Descendants of the royal family, handsome and masculine, Huo secretly paid money since he met him.

In the words of his parents Huo Guang and his mother Huo Xian, Huo Chengjun knew that he could marry Liu Bingyi and become his queen.

For Xu Pingjun, Huo only has contempt and disdain. She always thinks that a humble commoner can't be a queen.

Just as Huo was waiting for the sealed will with joy, he only waited for the imperial edict to make her master.

Huo refused to enter the palace and became a concubine, which was undoubtedly a humiliation and blow to her.

Looking at Liu Bingyi's careful love for Xu Pingjun and Liu Bingyi's sincere smile when he faced Xu Pingjun, Huo Chengjun went crazy with jealousy.

Looking at Xu Pingjun's frugal life, Huo felt that Xu Ping Jun was becoming more and more petty.

Huo was born in a rich family, and he was arrogant and dissolute since childhood. She is jealous of Liu Bingyi's love for Xu Pingjun, and she is also frustrated and helpless about Liu Bingyi's handling of her.

Huo considers himself to be higher than Xu Pingjun, a commoner, but he can't get her husband's sincere treatment. Huo is in great pain.

Without the queen's throne and the emperor's sincere love, Huo's heart became distorted.

Mother Huo Xian looked at her baby daughter in such pain that she tried every means to give her advice and calculate Empress Xu Pingjun and Liu Bingyi.

At that time, the Queen Mother Shangguan Shi was the daughter of Huo Guang's eldest daughter, that is, Huo Guang's granddaughter. Speaking of it, Huo is the aunt of the Queen Mother Shangguan.

So in the harem, Huo can completely dominate the world.

It was here that Huo's mother plotted against Xu Pingjun again and again.

Many times, Xu Pingjun is the unlucky one. She is not good at calculating and doesn't know how to plan. She just wanted to protect her and her husband's son.

Xu Pingjun knows that the position of the queen is not so easy to do, and that her husband really wants to be the queen on the one hand, and wants to be the target of Mr. Huo on the other hand, so as to reassure her husband and secretly plan.

Xu Pingjun is not very clever, but she knows Liu Bingyi best.

Xu Pingjun insisted on resisting Huo's calculation. Anyway, she didn't complain, as long as her son was healthy.

Huo is very clever, very clever. She also knows Liu Bingyi's politics and real intentions. She knew that Liu Bingyi wanted to regain power from Khodorkovsky, so she cooperated with him, whether acting or planning.

Huo Chengjun really loves Liu Bingyi.

Seeing Xu Pingjun pregnant again, Huo became more jealous.

Huo Xian didn't want his daughter to suffer, so he bribed Yuyan Chun, a medical woman, to poison Xu Pingjun, the labor queen, and Xu Pingjun died of poisoning after giving birth to her daughter.

Xu Pingjun died, and the queen's seat was vacant. Huo Guang wrote to let Huo be the queen.

Poisoned queen Xu, and another queen Huo came, and Huo finally got what he wanted.

However, in the face of the pain of losing his wife, Huo was both jealous and distressed. She didn't know that Xu Pingjun was poisoned by his mother, but she knew that Xu Pingjun's death would be blamed on his family.

Looking at her husband lying beside her, smiling when facing herself, and looking at her husband who was sad but didn't show it on her face, Huo knew that she might be poor all her life, and it was difficult to get into this man's heart, but she still wanted to make Liu Bingyi fall in love with herself.

After entering the power circle, Liu Bingyi always put on an act in front of Huo Guang, always like a puppet.

He entered the harem and loved Huo as if he really fell in love with Huo.

When no one is in the dark, Liu Bingyi quietly cultivates his cronies and forces. He wants revenge and power.

In 68 BC, Huo Guang finally came to the end of his life. Huo Guang, who had been in power for more than 20 years, died, and Liu Bingyi knew his chance had come.

Liu Bingyi made no effort to lead this country. He made a series of careful deployment plans and made progress towards his goal step by step.

First, Huo Guang was buried in imperial specifications, and Huo Guang's nephew Huoshan was named Hou Leping, and he was given heavy power, so that Huo Shi thought that they could be as unscrupulous as Huo Guang was when he was alive.

Huo Cheng Jun saw all this in her eyes. She knew that as long as her father died, the pillar of Khodorkovsky fell, and the glory of the Khodorkovsky family ended.

Liu Bingyi waited slowly, waiting for Mr Khodorkovsky to let his guard down completely, and he began to act step by step.

Khodorkovsky's political parties, branches and leaves were all exempted from official positions and military posts by Liu Bingyi for various reasons, until Khodorkovsky's political party found it was too late.

Soon, Liu Bingyi decided to make his eldest son Liu Shi the Prince. This is the best compensation he can think of for his dead wife, and it is also his official war against Khodorkovsky's enemies.

The move completely annoyed Huo Xian, Huo's mother.

Huo Xianben hated Xu Pingjun's guts, and he hated this son left by Xu Pingjun even more. Huo Xianben felt that his daughter's child deserved to sit on the throne. As long as anyone gets in her daughter's way, she will get rid of them one by one.

In order to get rid of the stone, Huo Xian often whispered in his daughter Huo's ear the benefits of getting rid of Liu Shi, and put forward many methods to get rid of Liu Shi.

Under the constant instigation of his mother and the danger of Huo's family, Huo finally decided to poison Liu Shi when he thought of the sincerity he had tried his best but could not get.

But Liu Bingyi had been on guard, while Liu Shi was safe and sound. Although the evidence found does not point to Huo Cheng Jun, Liu Bingyi knows that Huo Chengjun did it.

Liu Bingyi hates this, but what he hates most is Huo Xian, Huo's mother, because Huo Xian plays tricks behind his back, and he has already found out that his wife Xu Pingjun was harmed by Huo Xian.

Liu Bingyi still put up with it. He has laid a tight encirclement. He wants to force the Khodorkovsky clan, so he has reason to completely eradicate the Khodorsky clan.

Sure enough, the Khodorkovsky Party, which lost its power, finally couldn't stand it. In 66 BC, the remnants of Khodorkovsky's political party staged a coup, abolished the emperor and started their own business.

However, the secret waiting for 8 years is full-fledged, and Huo's plot is stillborn.

Finally, Khodorkovsky was caught in a gang, and Liu Bingyi deposed Huo's status as queen on charges of poisoning the prince. Only one sentence made Huo understand the hatred and cruelty.

Huo has been in the palace for five years. A girl of 15 years old once paid attention to power and love wrongly, but in an instant, she lost everything.

Huo received a shallow smile at the corner of her mouth, which seemed to be irony and relief. She raised her cool eyes and looked at the palace in the past three years. There seemed to be all kinds of words, but not one.

Lift your legs and walk out of the palace gate according to your will, and go to Zhaotai Palace in Shanglinyuan without saying a word.

In the corner of the corridor, standing on high, watching Huo Cheng Jun from a distance. He thought she would cry and make a scene, thought she would intercede with him, but there was nothing but cold obedience.

For a long time, I have been paying attention to the direction of Huo's departure. What's on his mind? Five years of love, although he is acting, but he really accompanied Huo for five years, there are still some traces in his heart!

Alone in Zhaotai Palace 12 and 12, Huo was heartbroken, and her best years were spent in vain loneliness. She knows that her life is just a joke.

I don't know how painful it is for a young woman to spend 12 years in boundless loneliness. After 20 years of infinite pain, it can be said that it is heaven and earth!

Huo was excited for a moment again, dressed up and ready to accept orders. She thought Liu Bingyi would take her back to the palace.

But when she heard the will to move her to Yunlin Pavilion, Huo sat down on the ground. She knows that she will never go back to the palace in this life, and she will never see the man she misses and wants most in 12 years.

Huo was desperate. She didn't want to wait any longer, said a sentence and so on. Then she went into the dormitory alone and committed suicide.

I don't know how he will react when he learns of Huo's suicide.

Or stunned, or depressed for a long time, or heartache, or insomnia, or dismissive. ...

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