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Ask a joke. It's from a mobile phone.
Think about my mother.
Judge: "Don't you think you have an elderly mother when you steal?"
Defendant: "..."
What time is suitable?
Judge: "How dare you break into someone's house and steal in broad daylight!" " "
Defendant: "When I was tried last time, you said so angrily,' How dare you dive in the middle of the night? "
Burglary! Excuse me, judge, when should I work normally? "
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