British humorous jokes

A bald man is sitting in a beauty salon. "What can I do for you?" The stylist asked. "I had a hair transplant," the man explained, "but I can't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours and it won't make me feel any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000. "

"No problem," said the stylist, and then he quickly shaved his head.

2,

An Englishman lost his way while driving in the country. He saw a farmer working in a nearby field, so he drove over and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am now?"

"Yes," said the farmer, looking at him strangely. "You are in your car, sir."

3,

One day, a young businessman asked his girlfriend, "Dear, if I go bankrupt, will you marry me?"

"Of course, I will." The girl said firmly.

"Are you telling the truth?" The man asked.

"That's what I want to ask you." The girl said

4,

Hen's leg

Son: Why are hen's legs so short?

Dad: You are a fool. If hens' legs are too long, won't they fall off?

Divide the egg into several pieces when laying it.

5,

A boy said to her mother, Mom, is God a man or a woman?

Mother thought for a moment and said, son, God is both a man and a woman.

The son was confused, so he asked, is God black or white?

Mother replied, God is black and white, dear.

After a while, the son was still curious and asked, mom, is God gay or straight?

The mother was a little worried and replied, son, God is both gay and gay.

Straight man.

The son thought about it, and his face lit up when he thought that he finally had it.

Answered his question: Is God Michael Jackson?

6,

Tom: My great God, what does a thousand years mean to you?

God: It only means one minute.

Tom: My almighty God, what does 10000 gold coin mean to you?

God: It's just a small coin.

Tom: My kind God, please give me a small coin.

God: well, poor man, please wait a moment.

7.

Recently, a man walked into my barber shop and asked how much a haircut would cost. "Eight dollars," I replied.

"What about shaving?" "Five dollars." "All right," he said, and sat down in the barber chair. "Shave your head."