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Begging, a humorous joke suitable for 3-year-old children, thank you.
"I want the biggest" mouse asked for the biggest apple.
At noon, mother asked the little mouse to go home for dinner.
"No, I'm going to the rabbit's house to eat!"
Rabbit invited his friend to eat bread.
"I want the biggest" mouse asked for the biggest piece of bread.
In the evening, mother let the little mouse go home to sleep.
"No, I want to sleep at the rabbit's house!"
The rabbit made three beds.
"I want the biggest one!" The little mouse lies on the biggest bed.
The elephant sleeps in a cot. The elephant wants to climb into the cot, but he can't. As soon as the foot was lifted, the little mouse's bed was broken and his head was crooked. Three people were injured. Call 120.
When I got to the hospital, the nurse came for an injection. There are three kinds of syringes: large, medium and small.
"I want the biggest" mouse wants the biggest syringe.
When a needle goes down, the little mouse will not move.
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