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Why did the forklift diploma from Lan Xiang Technical School come down so slowly? It was said that the diploma would come down in a month. It's been six months now. Why hasn't it been sent yet

The biggest regret in my life-coming to Lan Xiang.

Lan Xiang, you can't say yes or no.

However, people in Lan Xiang say that Lan Xiang is the biggest liar.

I have a friend who studied there for four years.

I haven't even met the headmaster. I asked how the school was, and she told me it was a good place to lose weight+spend money+exercise my will.

See another victim of Lan Xiang technical school.

I have been away from Lan Xiang for more than half a year. I really don't know why I went anywhere at that time. I was idle at home last year and didn't know what to do. I saw on TV that Lan Xiang Technical School recommended a job to study technology, and I wanted to learn excavators at that time. With the rapid development of China, the wages of excavators are not low. Considering the low cost, I went to Shandong. When I got to school, all doubts were dispelled. The school alone covers thousands of acres. The school is quite large, and there are many students in it. I think since so many people are studying here, what do I have to doubt? Later, I learned that many people only saw this scene and the advertisement made by Tang Guoqiang's grandson to dispel their doubts. This Tang Guoqiang ... is a fucking liar.

On the first day of school, a teacher showed me around the school and briefly introduced it. Asked what I wanted to learn, I said learn to dig. He asked me whether it would take one and a half months or two months to learn the excavator, and I said that one and a half months was enough. He encouraged me to learn excavators for two months. After I kept studying for only a month and a half, their attitude changed quickly. After teaching money, someone helped me to get a student ID card and a smart card (smart cards are used for shopping and meals at school) and then took me to get a quilt and a mat. He took my quilt and took me to my dormitory, which is a house for 16 people, less than 30 square meters. I put down my things and took me to the classroom. There are a lot of people sitting in it, about 5-60 people. There stood a young man in his twenties on the podium, and later he learned that it was our teacher. He stood on it and told dirty jokes. It will be noon soon, and it's time to eat. Everyone lined up to cook with lunch boxes. There were so many people at dinner that I lost my lunch box the first time I cooked. You can imagine how many people there are. That was the first time I had such a terrible meal. I almost fell down without taking a few bites.

It's not as good as I thought. In the afternoon, I sat in the classroom and listened to them blow the cow B for a long time, and waited until dinner, because a group of them started to give lectures when they arrived almost, and then chatted in the classroom after dinner. I didn't go back to the dormitory until eight in the evening. The first night, I fell asleep without taking a shower, because I was not used to the lifestyle in China. There is only one bathroom in the whole school, about 80 square meters. I didn't know where the bathroom was when I went. Someone went to the toilet to take a bath, and someone stood downstairs by the pool to wash. So we can't let the inspection find out. If we find out, we will scold you. All the water in the school is our own well. We all know that the groundwater in August is very cold. Many students caught a cold when they went, and some even got sick after graduation. The medical expenses alone cost hundreds of dollars.

Generally speaking, nothing can stop you from going out. Closed management is actually afraid that you will get them into trouble and won't let you go out. Two months is like going to jail. Only then did I know how good freedom was and what it was like to live in prison. 18 days of prison life is coming to an end. These days, the teacher began to ask those who need school recommendation. At that time, many people raised their hands, including me. The teacher said that those who need to be recommended by the school must learn double subjects (double subjects are excavators and forklifts or excavators and bulldozers), and then pay more than 2,000 yuan. Only such a talented school can recommend a job, otherwise it is not recommended. In this way, many people are not so active, because everyone feels cheated when they come here, but there is no way but to pay and suffer here.

Seeing that many people are unwilling to do this, the teacher began to lobby and told you that people who come to recruit must choose more skills. If you can dig a machine and drive a forklift and you can only dig a machine, people will definitely choose the former. It is said that you can earn more than 2000 yuan by taking two courses. You can work for a month and earn it back. Some people think it makes sense and pay the money, but some people are still fooled. Later facts also proved that it was correct not to pay the money. I didn't know why they wanted me to study for two months until the practice class, because I got on the bus for 30 minutes every day for two months, and it was only 15 minutes for one and a half months, and it was still a forehand car, because now excavators are operated backhand, which is just like not learning. I was forced to add more than 700 in two months. After studying for 30 minutes every day, the day's study is over, and the rest time is to work for the school for free. If you don't do well, you will be beaten by the coach or won't let you get on the bus for internship to punish you. When we first arrived, the teacher took us to the campus and told us that this new house would be used for your internship. I was very happy. I didn't know until my internship that we did live in a new house, but it was just a basement. If you live in Shandong in August, you can't sleep without a quilt, and the ground has never been dry, and the room is very humid. I have to go to bask in the quilt every day to keep the quilt cold at night. People with bad skin will get skin diseases.

I envy watching groups of people go out from here, and I hope I can get rid of this life as soon as possible. According to the students who are about to graduate, you have to pay 100 yuan to get your diploma when you graduate. You can choose to accept it or not. If you don't want it, he will tell you how important the diploma is and try his best to get back the 100 yuan fare reimbursed to you when you came. (Because you will reimburse the fare of 100 when you come) I haven't heard that the school needs money to apply for a certificate. A piece of A4 paper is as big as 100 yuan, and it came without an operation license.

In fact, everyone knows that we have been cheated here, but where can we complain and reason? Who will defend our rights? Some people spend more than 1000 yuan here, and people with little social experience can't stand their deception. I watched it very well on TV. There are cinemas and libraries in the school. Every time a movie goes to 2 yuan, the library 1 yuan is not allowed to take it away. Every time you take a bath in the bathroom, you can go to 2 yuan. Living there for two months costs an average of 7-8 thousand yuan. I really don't know why such a school can advertise on TV. Does the Jinan government really doubt whether such schools can help those who want to get out of trouble? I know that some of them are still in the earthquake-stricken areas in Sichuan, and their lives are already worse. They just want to learn their skills to build their homes, but they didn't expect to encounter such a thing when they came to Shandong. I hope everyone can participate in the discussion and express their views! thank you

I'm from the countryside. I saw the advertisement of Lanxiang School on TV, so I went to learn excavators.

As soon as you get off the train, there is a reception station. As long as you register at that reception station, you can't leave their sight.

They will send a car to take you to Lanxiang School and show you around the school. You will be conquered by the size and facilities of the school. Then I will urge you to sign up. I didn't have any money with me then. Pay the registration fee of 100 first, and then send you to another place (cashier's office), where you can do nothing but sit indoors and call home for money, and you can only go to school after paying the tuition. (There is no free trial for excavators, and the waiting place is also a free trial base. Of course, I don't want to give you internship equipment in TV commercials. I guess that's listening to the teacher bragging in the classroom and persuading you to pay the tuition. Why did you put it in the waiting room? There are no students who really pay money, so you can't know how the students who really study in Lan Xiang Technical School live and whether they have learned technology. )

After I paid the tuition fee that day (one ***5780 yuan: including tuition fee 5 180 yuan+living expenses 520 yuan+bedding deposit 50 yuan+quilt cover 65 yuan, minus travel expenses reimbursement 100 yuan, but in the end he will let you get the diploma, just like the three-excellent student award given as a child, which is worthless), he gave it to you. And there is no receipt for tuition. If you ask him for a receipt, he will say that such a big school and facilities are here, and you will not be allowed to study after paying the money, and so on.

Then I took you to your dormitory. The dormitory environment is very poor. A house 12 people, each floor has a bathroom, which is also a place for bathing. Every time I go back to my dormitory for dinner, I can see people taking a bath naked in the corridor.

Then I went to the theory class. The teacher didn't lecture, just joking with his classmates. Wait until all the students in a class are here before giving a lecture (usually 1-3 days, about 70 people). The teachers who teach are all young people in their twenties. In fact, you can know the lessons they teach by reading the books of excavators. Their salary is not high, and they mainly get commission. How to obtain the law will be discussed later.

Not to mention school meals, they say that the living expenses in 7 yuan are really enough for one day, and 7 yuan is also enough to make steamed bread. If you want to eat vegetables for 3 yuan, you will get one, rice 1.5 yuan. A meal of 4.5 is not very expensive, but the food tastes terrible. I often see flies' hair in it, and sometimes I want to eat some meat. 8 yuan to play with braised pork and pick it up with chopsticks.

The price of our school supermarket is very expensive. There is 1 yuan in the 50-cent ice cream sold outside. After studying for two months, the living expenses cost about 2000 yuan. Don't think I don't save money, but that's what you spent there. It is impossible for you to go out and spend money. The school is completely closed and strictly controlled. Don't come back when you go out. Actually, you are not allowed to spend money outside.

After a few days of theoretical classes, the teacher told us that XXX company came to our school to invite excavator drivers, loader drivers and roller drivers to Myanmar to repair expressways. The construction period is 3 years and 8 months, and the salary is 380,000 to-450,000. They only need compound talents (two of them will be engaged in construction machinery), which means we have to learn a professional loader or roller if we want to go. Two majors are 380,000 and three majors are 450,000. They also told us that it is not easy for parents to farm at home to impress you. Now is the opportunity to repay their parents (in fact, they just want you to pay this tuition and get a commission); Generally speaking, most people who come to study this subject are from rural areas, and they want to have jobs after graduation, and this opportunity is quite good. Of course, more than half of them have studied. Among them, I took three exams, and I studied loaders and rollers. The tuition fee is ***4660, and one book is 2330. Without a receipt, I will give you a student ID card in a few days, which is covered with a red stamp and actually says free study! )。 But then I went to the internship base, and I heard that students one year older than us also had such an experience, saying that only those who studied dual skills were assigned jobs and asked you to pay tuition fees, only then did I know that I had been cheated; It's not what they advertised at all. They don't assign jobs directly after graduation.

He will let you register, he will contact you when someone from the company comes, so you can go home and wait and see when.

The theoretical course consultation said that it was 10 days, but it took 18 days, and I spent 9 hours in the classroom every day, 5 of which were bragging and telling dirty jokes. We will finish the lecture in about 4 days. He's just trying to stall you. If you practice one day earlier, you will waste one more day's oil.

/kloc-after the 0/8 day theory class, we went to the practice base, North Campus. The environment is even worse. We live in a shed and 48 students live together. It's raining outside, but it's leaking inside. We only let the plane go for half an hour every day. After work, we help the school (there are cows, sheep, chickens and ducks in the school, so we have to let them go) and also take turns to be on duty at the school. Duty is all night. At night, people are prevented from climbing over the wall to steal things.

When you go to the internship base, the internship coach also wants you to pay, and the grade qualification certificate is 500 yuan 1. I only bought excavators and loaders, but didn't buy road rollers, which cost me 1000. You don't have to pay if you don't want it. It belongs to the labor bureau, but this one must be.

When we talk about studying for 2 months, we actually graduate in 55 days, and we don't assign jobs after graduation.

Working in society, you have no work experience, and no boss or company wants it.

I don't even want to be an apprentice, because I have been looking for a job in Jinan for five days. Unless you have connections.

I am desperate now. Tuition cost 1W3. My family is too lazy to help me find a job, and I can't go home and be idle. I'm going to do something else first Maybe this is tantamount to learning in vain.

Advise friends who want to study there not to go. To tell the truth, you go out and spend thousands of dollars to find a master to take you out for a few months and give you a job. Excavator work requires work experience. No one will use you without work experience after graduation. Only when you are a relative or friend can you be accepted as an apprentice. No boss wants two drivers to drive a car and worry about your business.

There are also people looking for jobs. Be careful of pyramid schemes, it will harm others and yourself. Generally speaking, 7 80% of those who take you there are pyramid schemes. When looking for a job, ask the address yourself and go by yourself. Now, I almost entered the pyramid scheme yesterday, and I didn't know it was a pyramid scheme until I checked it online.

These are all my personal experiences. I promise that everything I say is true.

A few days ago, news about Lan Xiang Technical School broke out one after another. As everyone knows, this is another vulgar hype, even worse than Xifeng. As we all know, hype also needs to come up with real things. However, Lan Xiang Technical School deceived a group of rural brothers with their backs to the loess through TV media. This is by no means nonsense. You can search for "Lan Xiang Technical School Liar" through the search engine, and you will find that many netizens have experienced the shady disclosure of Lan Xiang Technical School.

A netizen said, "My brother is studying in Lan Xiang Technical School. We also saw the advertisement of Lan Xiang Technical School on TV, so we sent him there. But who knows that the educational concept and environment of the school are completely out of our expectation, which is completely different from TV advertisements and online publicity. After learning from many sources and my brother's personal experience, I think Lan Xiang Technical School is all about making money and publishing false advertisements to recruit students. The most deceptive thing in this school is the promise of "free trial", which has caused many people to be fooled. In fact, as long as you enter the technical school, you can't go out. Completely closed, no formal trial procedures. After the trial, it is easy to say that you will continue to pay. If you don't do this, you will be in trouble. It's a completely black school. I really can't believe that in today's legal society, how can such a school still exist, even advertising on TV and pretending in public. Zhang expressed the hope that this incident will attract the attention of the media and relevant state departments and expose and investigate such incidents. "

Another Shandong netizen expressed anger: "Shandong Lan Xiang Technical School was opened by a big swindler in Henan, which discredited Shandong's good reputation. Go to Baidu Post Bar in Lan Xiang Technical School and have a look. There's nothing that doesn't scold. The headmaster is from Henan, a big liar in Henan, and his good reputation in Shandong has been discredited. He insisted on driving him out of Shandong! "

..... There are many similar exposures. If you type "Lan Xiang Technical School Liar" in the search engine, you can see it at a glance.

As the old saying goes, good wine makes a lot of money. A good school will not cheat people by fraud, but will take such an absurd excuse as "attacking Google". Basically, none of them are good schools that advertise on TV, such as Xinhua Computer School. However, if a good school tries to develop by word of mouth instead of cheating, this vulgar hype will be spurned by all netizens.

I know that when I write this blog, Lan Xiang Technical School or Lan Xiang hype company will come to me. I'm not afraid to vent my anger on the person you cheated, because I still have a little justice in my heart. If you have a lawyer's letter, please send it directly to my law firm, Nanjing Deben Law Firm, zip code 2 10036, address: No.91Jiangdong North Road, Gulou District, Nanjing, Jiangsu Province.