A tardy sentence

1. A bad man must have a good appearance, otherwise, he doesn't deserve to be a bad man or a bad man in a woman's heart.

Alas, this person will go out of shape and even have a headache.

Don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically!

4. Stop managing this 2.0 world with 0.5 thinking!

You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have problems.

6. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be a surprise when I open the lid: another bottle!

7. It's not that you don't give up.

8. Unfortunate people should be stronger.

9. Maturity is not that the heart grows old, but that the tears are spinning in the eyes but you can still smile.

10. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

1 1. From heaven to hell, I pass by!

12. From heaven to hell, I was just passing by.

13. Keep a low profile! It's the best b show!

14. Keep a low profile and aim high!

15. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.

16. Bad guys need strength, while scum need taste more.

17. The difficulty of marriage is that we fall in love with each other's advantages, but live with her shortcomings.

18. Mixed society is a physical activity, and it pays attention to four lessons: flash and prance.

19. The house is rotten and the future is uncertain.

20. If you make a mistake, forget it. It's over anyway.

2 1. I am not L 'Oré al Paris and I don't deserve it.

22. I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

Tonight, let's use the cold war to keep warm!

24. Conditions of an ideal husband, 1. Take it out, two. Bring it back.

25. Traveling means going from one's own place to another.

26. What can I do without love? Everyone will die alone.

27. Where you fall, you always fall when you get up. I suspect there is a pit!

28. Those times that are allowed to squander are called youth.

29. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

30. You are not a cactus, so why be so strong.

3 1. Your soul is so transparent that I can't even see you.

You have been here for some time, and I will miss you all my life.

I'd rather be good and fat than be thin.

Honey, my eyelashes are drowning.

35. Life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical.

36. The days are over, and I still have to watch the money! Only when the days are moist can I move on!

If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

38. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

39. Everything is fake, only the liar is real.

40. Life is like a feast, but there are flying knives.

4 1. Time is like a net, where you sow, you reap.

42. Only those who can't figure it out, there is no road that can't be taken.

43. The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, which makes you angry and wipes your ass too carefully.

44. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to our grandchildren.

45. Who really takes who seriously, who is distressed for whom.

46. Time is like a river. The left bank is an unforgettable memory, the right bank is a youthful time worth grasping, and there is a touch of youth sadness in the middle.

47. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

48. The road to success is always under construction.

49. I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

50. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

5 1. My signature is very expensive, especially on the check!

52. I turned the whole world upside down just to straighten your reflection.

53. I accidentally want to grow old with you.

I am convinced that someone will come to this world because of my torture.

55. I have been running in the field of hope, although I occasionally stumble over disappointment.

I won everyone and lost you.

57. I am crossing the street. Where are you?

58. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

59. If you can't catch the sand, just lift it.

60. There is a plan if you make trouble without reason!

6 1. I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least, if I feel uncomfortable, you will also hurt.

62. I cried and laughed when I was a child. Grown up, laughed and cried.

63. The small in poetry is vague, and the big in soap operas is vague.

64. Happiness tells me that you are too young.

65. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

Boredom is how a person feels about a plate after eating the food on it.

67. Be patient or cruel.

68. You get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge.

69. It is not surprising to say something, but it is not shameful to die.

70. Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will make the sea laugh.

7 1. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Don't I also have some little sadness that flows against the river?

72. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?

73. Standing at the crossroads of life, I am even more confused.

74. It is easy to stand outside the pain and convince the suffering people.

75. You are so shameless and heartless, and your weight should be very light.

76. If this person is not straight, even his headache is partial.

77. Sincerity is the closest to sadness.

Talk about pulling, talk about pulling, talk about pulling.

1, cool, domineering, cold, beautiful and aloof.

2, you know, if you often laugh at yourself and get used to self-abuse, then you can deceive yourself and heal yourself, and your emotions can take care of yourself, then it is no wonder that no one cares about you.

You can be handsome, but you can't be awkward!

4, mushrooms are cool, please study hard, even for your male god and your family, do you think you are embarrassed now? Who do you think can look up to your male god?

If you eat, drink and be merry, you are called a friend. If you don't eat, drink or play, you are called a sister. . ? Mom says I'm a liability? . ?

6. The so-called mature, is fucking insensitive. The so-called sensible, all fucking pretend. Mom says I'm a liability.

7. Tears tell me that it wants to leave. Please let go! I said if my brothers and sisters are gone, you will pay for it. What should I do when you leave? ? Mom says I'm a liability?

8, love, you feel good, so you are very forced, right? You are wrong. I just don't want to touch you. If I want to touch you, it seems that you can't even cry.

9. This girl is a burden.

10, I smoke, I drink not because I am a drag! Just because of heartache, sad!

1 1, you are rich and embarrassed; You are strong and awesome; I want to waste you in the blink of an eye.

12, girl, the man holding me is pulling P. Can you find out which onion you are?

13, when you have a partner on Tanabata, you are showing off your letter and cutting you off as a bridge!

14, if you lay a finger on your brother and sister, I will definitely waste his whole heaven. I am arrogant, even more arrogant!

15, there are only a few good sisters with brothers. I just want to say that I am happy for you and moved by you. . ? Mom says I'm a liability? . ?

16, you can delay, but as long as you touch my brother, I will make your life hell.

17, little fool, you love me so much, how can I tell my brother? . ? Mom says I'm a liability? . ?

18, you think you are handsome, but in fact you are weak. You think you're dragging, but in fact you're dumping.

19, fuck you, you think you are a drag, you don't know how girly you are.

20, man, you are very handsome and awkward. If you want to play with love, please go home and grow good dishes first.

2 1, sisters for life! For me, it is an eternal brother. ? . ? Mom says I'm a liability? . ?

Less than two weeks after the separation, he started chasing other girls and said to my face that he was going to pick up my little daughter tonight. Who can understand my feelings?

23. Dude, I'm crazy. Girl, I'm dragging.

24. Is it embarrassing to have a boyfriend? When such a person is brought out, people question not his eyes, but his eyes, okay?

25, I'm not handsome, I'm not cute, my grades are poor, I fight quickly, I run away faster, and I'm awkward. It's so real, do you love it or not!

26. I choose the truth because it is embarrassing; I go back to love you, because I am stupid; I went back to pay for you, because I was already crazy about love;

27. Sisters are like hearts, and men are like clothes. Who wants to die and get dressed? . ? Mom says I'm a liability? . ?

28. If you meet a man who only wears underwear, don't doubt that he may be superman.

29. Every exam is given by the grandson, invigilated by the son, and labor and capital will not be ∞. Mom said I was embarrassed.

30. Are you a drag because you are the school grass? Haven't you seen the school grass? Don't delay? Don't pretend to be B after reading it!

3 1, you are procrastinating, but you don't know that the man who procrastinates again is also born to a woman.

A very painful sentence

1, don't cry at my grave. Dirty my path of reincarnation.

2. It is better to forget the rivers and lakes, and miss each other and cry until they are worried about each other to death.

3, format yourself, just to delete you, if you can't delete, only delete yourself.

4, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.

Advertisements tell people that money can be spent like this.

Aunt: Lend me your daughter for one year, and I'll pay you back one big and one small next year.

7. Men are always like this. They are better than angels when they are good, and worse than demons when they are bad.

8. Everything will be solved in the end, damn it, it's a dead end.

9, others hand in hand, I took my dog, take a walk, have a look, see who is not happy to bite.

10, stand up when you fall, change your posture and fall again.

1 1. What is hateful is actually not the mistress, but the little beggar who can't stand the temptation of the mistress.

12. Actually, I'm not as tall as you. I can only look down at you.

13, happiness is not something you experience. This is what you remember.

14, I don't care, but I'll change my mind. In fact, you can't tie my heart.

15, sad, just a person slowly taste, sad, just a person to bear.

16, whenever I mention you, I get nervous, because I haven't forgotten you.

17. It is happiness for me to have a thick quilt now.

18, my love is gone, gone.

19, I've been waiting for a truth. A truth that makes me speechless.

20, love a person as long as you love him seven or eight points, leave two or three points to love yourself!

2 1, Baidu can't find you, so I'm going to sogou.

22. I paid too much and got some. Your choice is to exclude me.

23. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone. So you just want to hear that familiar voice. What you really want to dial is just a string in your heart.

Don't say love in front of me! I really don't want to hear it! I really can't afford to get hurt! I am really tired, in love, in pain and injury! I realized that all this is impossible ... We are all passers-by! Nobody belongs to anyone.

25. The man said we were getting married, and the woman agreed. They got married in different cities on the same day. Her groom is not him, and his bride is not her. They got married on the same day in order to keep their promise.

Very aggressive space.

1. As long as someone steps on our heads, no matter he is a tiger or a lion, even if he can't beat him, let him drop a piece of meat.

If you mess with me again, I'll write your name on my underwear and beat you to death with my fart.

3. Do you know those girls who cry every day to be thin as lightning? The diameter of lightning is 5 meters.

There is only a past that cannot be returned, and there is no tomorrow that cannot be reached.

5. If you like someone, you should be brave enough to express it. Don't worry about being ugly. What if she is blind? Don't be afraid of her rejecting you to your face. Maybe she is dumb.

If one day I can't hold an umbrella for you, I will accompany you in the rain.

7. I don't hide a knife in my smile, and my heart is like a snake and scorpion. How can I deserve you?

8. Don't mess with me. Be careful of the day when I forward it to you.

9. A man was chasing a female classmate, who gave him an ultimatum: Don't bother me unless Audi A6 and a two-story villa satisfy me. Male wry smile. Go home and ask your parents for advice. Father smoked a cigarette and said with a sigh, the car is easy to handle. Sell the Rolls Royce at home and buy some Audi cars. It's just that we can't tear down three floors of this two-story villa. What a pity. You and her should forget it. There are many girls in the world. There's no need to tear down the house to chase her.

10. How can a woman tell if I am a man or a woman in classical Chinese?

1 1. Put away your cowardice and show your domineering. No one helped you when you fell. There are many animals watching your jokes.

12. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

13. If you choose a man who makes money, you have to accept his indifference to home. If you choose a man with a family, you have to accept that he doesn't make money. You have chosen a rational person, and you have to accept his calculation. If you choose an obedient man, you must accept his inferiority complex. You choose a brave man, you have to accept his stubbornness. If you choose a capable man, you have to accept his bullying and irrationality. The perfect man only exists in dreams and idol dramas!

14. There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become the best among them.

15. You always have to experience some betrayal and some sadness to finally understand people's hearts.

16. Visiting the night market, I: How much is this? Vendor: 380 This is real gold. I: 10 yuan. Vendor: Look carefully. This is real gold. I: 10 yuan. Vendor: OK! See you so persistent in selling you. Me: I'll practice bargaining if I don't buy it. Stall owner: Don't run if you have the ability, and see if the labor and capital don't chop you to death.

17. Your X-ray shows that your ribs are broken. What should we do, doctor? It's okay. I've fixed it for you and Mito Xiu Xiu.

18. Dysmenorrhea is like dazzling chewing gum, full of pain and lasting for a long time. More importantly, it can't stop!

19. You don't need to stay or leave the person who deleted your information. Let go of the person who broke your heart as soon as possible.

20. What do you think of the goddess on the Internet now? Oh, just like instant noodles, isn't it? No, the pictures are for reference only.

2 1. Don't ask too much of your daughter-in-law: she is beautiful and can cook. That's a rice cooker. Cute and not old, it's a cherry ball. Independent and centered on you, that's your mother. Beautiful, lovely, can cook, never old, economically independent, you-centered, that's your mother making cherry balls for you with a rice cooker.

22. I wish a dog who deceives his feelings a long life, no love and no children.

I am not happy, but I want to live with a smile.

24. What you pay now will be a kind of precipitation, and they will pave the way silently, just to make you a better person.

25.do you want me? Give me a one-word answer.

26. Many times, it is not the other person who can't let go, but the lost memory.

27. It is the person you love who cured your temper, and it is the person who loves you who can endure your temper.

28. Many things are between injustice and affectation.

29. I am most afraid of strangeness after deep friendship, pain after seriousness, use after trust, and indifference after gentleness.

30. I never like to compete with others for things. You can take them if you like, as long as you can take them.

3 1. Some people are telling jokes nearby, while others are laughing in the distance.

32. The so-called maturity is a smile that you should cry and make trouble without saying a word.

33. Are you in poor health? Isn't your face beautiful? What's wrong with character? It doesn't matter, no matter how bad I am, it's none of my business if others are excellent. Nobody loves me. I love myself.

34. It is not terrible to be slapped by others for no reason. The terrible thing is that you never thought about how to pay it back.

35. The proudest thing is not being chased by many people, but having someone who will never give up on you anyway.

36. Many times, it is not the other person who can't let go, but the lost memory.

Counting the college entrance examination, we spent 12 years of youth and at least 400,000 tuition fees. We supported Platinum Stationery Factory, Chen Guang Stationery Factory, Cai Zhen Stationery Factory, numerous paper mills, numerous printing houses, Hanlin Bookstore, Xinhua Bookstore, the transportation industry in the city, as well as the salaries of all teachers, the principal's car, the principal's room and the principal's mistress. This is our credit!

38. The person who accompanied us to the end is not the most unforgettable person, but the most suitable person.

Don't trade my secret for your friendship with others.

40. Every time I walk alone in the rain, I hope someone behind me can suddenly hold up an umbrella for me.