Humorous jokes about celebrities

During World War II, Churchill made outstanding contributions to defending Britain. When abdicated after the war, the British Parliament planned to pass a proposal to shape a bronze statue of Churchill and put it in the park for everyone to see. Churchill refused: Thank you for your kindness. I'm afraid birds like to shit on my bronze statue, so please don't!

002 Roosevelt

Before Roosevelt was elected president of the United States, his home was stolen, and his friends wrote to comfort him.

Roosevelt wrote back:

Thank you for your letter. I am very calm now, because:

First, the thief just stole my property and didn't hurt my life.

Second, the thief only stole some things, not all.

Third, fortunately, the thief was him, not me.

003 Reagan

Ronald Reagan, the former president of the United States, was shot and seriously injured at the beginning of his term of office. The bullet entered his chest and his life was dying.

At the critical moment, Reagan's first words to his visiting wife turned out to be:

"Honey, I forgot to dodge."

The American people know that the president can keep a sense of humor even when he is seriously injured, and his recovery should be just around the corner. His humor stabilized the unrest that might be caused by the injury.

It doesn't matter whether what happened is good or bad, what matters is from which angle.