I feel really bad and want to cry. Can anyone tell me a joke and make me laugh?

There was a farmer who went to the city to see a doctor for the first time. Went early and took the first call.

The nurse shouted: "Unit number! Unit number! Unit number!"

The farmer didn't know he was being called, so he didn't answer. Seeing that no one answered, the nurse asked Number 2 to come in. . The farmer waited for a long time and no one called him, so he became anxious and went to find a nurse.

The nurse said: "What is your number?"

The farmer said: "I am number one!"

"Then what did you do when I called you just now?" Don’t agree?”

“When did you call me?”

“Yao is number one.”

One is one. , the farmers understood. Just go in and see a doctor.

The doctor asked: "What's wrong with you?"

The farmer replied: "It hurts."

The doctor didn't understand: "It hurts?"

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The farmer said: "It's just back pain."

The doctor was angry: "It's just back pain, how can it be just one pain?"

The farmer said: "Your nurse said... It’s Yao (waist), Yao (waist) is one.”

The doctor pursed his lips and gave him a note, saying: “Go, do a stool test and a urine test.”

< p>After about ten minutes, the farmer came back with shit on his lips. "Doctor, I barely swallowed my urine, but I really can't swallow my stool!"

The doctor didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He explained to the farmer that it was "testing" and not "swallowing"!

The farmer understood and went out with the urine bottle. I had swallowed all my urine just now, but this time I finally squeezed out half of the bottle. As soon as I walked out of the toilet door, I accidentally bumped into a pregnant woman and spilled her urine. The farmer was anxious and said:

"What should I do?"

The pregnant woman said: "Don't panic, I have it!" Then she went to the toilet and peed in a bottle and gave it to the farmer. The farmer takes it for a test, and then goes to the doctor with the test sheet. The doctor was also a mad man. He looked at the test report and said to the farmer:

"It's okay, you are pregnant."

After hearing this, the farmer took the test report and went home. After arriving home, he slapped his wife twice and said angrily:

"I said I was on top, but you have to be on top, look, you made me pregnant, didn't you?