Children's jokes daquan children's joke stories

1. Looking at my son's report card, I said, "How did you learn this? Either pass or be excellent. Is there anything better? " My son quickly turned over his schoolbag and handed me a list: "Mom, the teacher said that everything on my list was excellent." I brought it here to have a look. It's a medical certificate.

My son asked me who Han Yu was, and I told him, "Han Yu is a great writer. He became a scholar at the age of 25. " The son said disdainfully, "Dad, I am only 6 years old this year, and I am already nearsighted."

3. A man took his 6-year-old daughter to a friend's house for dinner. During the dinner, his witty remarks made all the guests laugh. Unexpectedly, my daughter began to cry. When the host asked why, she wiped her tears and said, "I don't like so many people laughing at my father."

4. When teaching a little boy to play the piano, I thought he had a problem playing it. So I said, "Get up first and listen to the teacher play it again." I played once, then let the boy sit back in the chair and played again. I asked him, "How do you feel?" The little boy said, "I feel the chair is much hotter than before."

5. Teacher: "Ivanov, please answer, what won't come down after it rises?" Student: "Price, teacher."

6. One day, Mr. Wagner took little Tom to a restaurant for dinner. The waiter brought two pork chops, and Tom immediately picked a large one and put it on his plate. Mr. Wagner was very unhappy and said, "Why are you so rude?" "So if you choose first, which one do you choose?" Tom asked. "Of course it's small." "Isn't that just right? I just left you a small piece. "