Humorous sentences with high emotional intelligence.

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Eighteen brides are eighty lang, with gray hair and red makeup.

Two nights of mandarin duck quilt, pear tree pressing begonia.

-Su Shi's Untitled Poetry

2、

What is flying in the sky, piling up in the east and piling up in the west.

Could it be that the Jade Emperor built a golden palace to sift lime?

-Zhang Zongchang "Singing Snow"

3、

It takes time to laugh when you are drunk.

Recently, I began to feel that ancient books are completely useless.

-Xin Qiji's "Xi Jiang Yue Ji Xing"

4、

More than half a century has passed, and the solstice of autumn has become hunger and cold.

When is Pengzhou Animal Husbandry Difficult to Save?

-Du Fu's "Because Cui Wushi gave a gift to Pengzhou"

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Be sure to have a drunken party tonight, and don't talk about it tomorrow.

Take care to warm the master's heart now, because the master's blx is deep and his friendship is deep.

-Wei Zhuang's Four Bodhisattvas.

6、

It takes gold to make friends in the world, not too much or too deep.

-Zhang Wei's Master of the Wall

7、

After thousands of tortures and blows, it is still strong, whether it is the southeast wind or the northwest wind in winter, it can bear it and will still be tough and straight.

-Bamboo stones in Zheng Banqiao.

8、

There is a scene in front of me in which Cui Hao wrote a poem.

-a word from Li Bai

9、

Eight winds and clouds shed rain, and seven cows and horses catch autumn wind.

-Wang Yangming's "Xiang Ci Ji"

10、

I only hope that this child is honest and honest, and there is no disaster and no difficulty in reaching the public.

-Su Shi's "Washing Children"

Popular class

1, whatever I want in this life or the afterlife is you.

2, the mountains and rivers are far and wide, and the fireworks on earth are all you, all of you.

People can't put themselves in their shoes, because their thoughts, experiences and senses are different. Just like I said the sea was beautiful, but you said many people drowned.

4, life is alive, first laughed at by others, then smiled at others, and then smiled at Jiuquan.

5. Agree to produce scissors together, one made of stone and one made of cloth. Who hurt who?

6. When you step into the society, it's time to collect your character. Don't tell everyone. What you said was from the heart, and what they heard was a joke.

7. I heard that irregular rest is harmful to my health, which scares me to stay up late every day and cook regularly.

8. All the beauty praised by people has traces of PS.

9. If you are too idle, you have time to cling to meaningless things, and you have time to moan about the so-called pain. Look at those busy people, their time is spent on hard work.

10. If your ability is limited, don't talk big like others. If your strength is limited, don't take a detour like others. If your personal configuration is not good, you must learn to cherish yourself and treat life well.

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1、

Zebra Zebra, don't fall asleep.

Show me your injured tail again.

I don't want to touch the scar of your wound.

I just want to lift your hair.

-Tony. Zebra of s

2、

It rains in Tokyo and it rains in Paris.

When do you listen to the radio?

When one of you is half a world away.

When it's not the right time to meet

-Chris Lee "See you at the next intersection"

3、

Your smile is like a vicious dog.

Touch my heartstrings

Talking about flowers and drinking the moon in leisure time

This sunny spring night

-Flower Porridge/Ma Yuyang's "The Thief Will Go"

4、

Memories of bitter hickeys? This is the root of the tree

Spring has gone to the lush Qiu Lai.

But it covered the dusk.

-Diamond's "Tree Ring"

5、

Awuhuan

You have one more ring than the fourth.

Awuhuan

You are one less ring than the Sixth Ring Road.

-Yun-peng Yue's "Song of the Five Rings"

6、

I may have died last night.

How he died, I also forget.

I forgot my life last night.

I forgot how to live.

-Xie Tianxiao "I may have died last night"

7、

What's bad for crops, grasshopper?

Why don't you catch it?

Because it has four legs.

Catch a jump.

-Zhiqiang Chi is a grasshopper.

8、

The two embraced back to back.

Nothing becomes important.

As long as you understand? As long as you understand.

-Tooth Music "Misplaced Hug"

9、

We came to the right place at the right time.

Why not do the right thing?

You sprayed fire.

It's my look.

-May's fire

10、

Ten people? Seven idiots? Eight idiots? Nine evils

There's another person everyone loves? Sisters, jump out

Even sweet words? Trick him into coming here.

-Tao Jingying's "Sister and Sister Stand Up"

well-known saying

1, good humor not only makes you laugh, but also makes you cry! If you cry too much, you will be fall in price. If you are tired, you will be happy. You can still see the author's solemn and sincere soul in the laughter. -Wang Meng

2, people's talents are different, some people will be humorous, some people will not, and those who can't be humorous had better not be forced. -Lao She

It is a good tactic to deal with the enemy with jokes, but it must be the fatal wound of the opponent it touches, otherwise, the joke is just a simple joke. -Lu Xun

4. A sense of humor is an appropriate restriction. -Lee Ji Bolun.

Humor is a sense of absurdity that refuses to take things seriously. -Hugh Cher

Humor can be said to be a seasoning, which can give people a subtle sense of life. Because some relaxed humor can change the atmosphere at that time, and can suddenly solve the deadlocked cold case. -Masayoshi Ohira

7. This causal inversion is because we have a sense of humor. —— Wang Xiaobo

8. The internal source of humor is not joy, but sadness; There is no humor in heaven. -Mark Twain

9. You know, and I know you know. -Xu Zhimo

10, a lot of truth is said in jokes. -Swift

market quotations

1, the greatest pleasure in life is that anything is possible before the answer is officially announced.

2, the real inner strength is to live in your own world, not in the eyes and mouths of others. Life is nothing more than laughing at others, and then letting others laugh at themselves.

Life always likes to tease us. When you are desperate, a spark of hope flashes for you, so that you can't give up; When you are calm, you will suddenly get hit and make you unhappy.

4, the more the trough, the more you can see the essence of a person. The worst result is nothing more than failure. Some people wait for failure, some people scold failure, and some people fail despite their efforts.

5. People's feelings are like teeth. If you throw them away, they will disappear. If you reinstall them, they will be fake. Don't pick up what you dropped. Accept sudden loss and cherish unexpected surprises.

6. Don't rush for success in everything. Don't persist if you can't see hope for the time being. Many times, only persistence can see hope, and you will not see results for a while. It's not that there is no progress, but that you are laying the foundation.

7, the real emotional intelligence is high, it should be to make yourself comfortable and make others comfortable. What most people don't understand is that enduring internal injuries makes others comfortable, which is also a manifestation of low emotional intelligence.

8. I am willing to reconcile with the injustice of life and I am willing to digest those grievances and malice. I just hope that I can become better, more powerful and happier.

9. There are few words in the mouth and few natural disasters; Less food in the abdomen, less natural diseases; If you think less in your heart, you will naturally have less troubles; There are few things on your body, and you naturally suffer less; Great sorrow without tears, great enlightenment without words.

10, it's not your wallet that decides what you wear, but your figure. It is not your personality that determines your temper, but your position. What determines your taste is not your education, but your experience.