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Cheese joke

Mainly warm, black abdomen. The language of winged wolves is mainly Gao Qian.

For example:

1. The rabbit overwhelmed the grass beside the nest.

Author: Yi Jin

brief Introduction of the content

Xiao Tu's mother has a wish: when her daughter grows up, she can marry a white and clean Tang Sanzang as her husband, go to the hall and go to the kitchen, and eat him when she is bored.

But her mother never imagined that her daughter had been eaten by the refined Tang Priest before she could practice. Gaudy clothes

Simply put, this is a childhood story. This woman is not clever, but she is not stupid. She is a good girl. The man should say man show, boring, coquettish, and a little black. In short, he is mentally distorted and abnormal.

◆ Because we are childhood friends, it is inevitable that there will be thunder. Don't watch the package you don't like, so as not to waste time, I'm not at ease.

2. The growth of Sharjah Beckham

Author: Sharjah Beckham

Among all sentient beings, there is such a child

People love to shine.

I've heard of painless abortion, but have you ever heard of painless growth?

This is a story about the growth of that child.

From love at first sight in childhood to love for teenagers.

.......

When the taciturn iceberg man meets a pink shell.

therefore

Sharjah Beckham's growth story is happily staged.

3. Tang Xiaomao

Author: Chao

brief Introduction of the content

She is a journalist, which has been her dream since childhood. She is brave and handsome. The only accident in life is to meet him. Then, he was packed, eaten and turned into a marriage grave. Since then, he has taught a series of hand-drawn circles ... This article takes a relaxed comedy route, not insulting anything, just hoping to make the spectators smile. ^_^

4. We are strangers.

Author: Hong Jiu

brief Introduction of the content

A man wanted a woman when he was a child, but He Manxiu kept silent all the time, and then he always told his little daughter that they were unfamiliar and became very irritating.

Later, the two men got together and lived a boring life all day.

I throw up as soon as I write, but powerful relatives of the masses say, if you are bored, don't abuse it.

Well, spit spit, and you'll get used to it ~ ouch ~

Affectionate reminder

This article is lip service, monotonous plot, no twists and turns, no abuse.

Whose love makes people laugh like Song, and can deeply understand the sweetness and warmth of the "Gui Law of Love". Qin Qing, a senior girl who has nothing to do with beauty and sex appeal, came up with a bad idea of "confessing to the teacher" because she failed the elective course. Song, who can become a campus idol, actually agreed to associate. Qin Qing, that is, Zuo Wei, gets along with Song Jiangzi, who is personable and dark-bellied, causing a series of jokes: welcome reception, one night in Qingdao, level 6. ...

5. Poor students in Peking University

Author: broken head

brief Introduction of the content

If we have to summarize this novel in the traditional way of summarizing the central idea in junior high school and senior high school, that is:

The purpose of this article is to tell the story of a poor student who passed the college entrance examination and was admitted to Peking University.

Encourage all college entrance examination students, college students and graduates to find their confidence and dreams.

To put it bluntly, it is an express suggestion that everyone has such a psychology:

People with such brains can also be admitted to Peking University and find love.

So people like us,

I went to Harvard and Oxford at random,

Peach blossoms bloom countless times, and peach trees bear countless fruits!

Please note: this is a small white account, running small white text. ~

! ! ! Well, personally, I think small landlords are very good and worth seeing, but they should be seen at leisure.

Generally speaking, the two books, Xiangduo and Wolf with Wings, are very good-