How about a stingy joke? A landlord couple became famous.

Classic joke: the stingy landlord and his wife are notoriously stingy.

One day, a man went into town and wanted to go to the toilet while walking, but on second thought, this good fertilizer can't be cheap for others. So I've been holding it. Later, I couldn't hold it any longer, so I went to the toilet. But apart from a few, nothing was pulled out. So I'm proud. Go home and tell the old woman about her experience. Who knows that my wife flew into a rage: You are a black sheep, how can you live like this? How nice it would be to save these people from blowing lights!

2. A Dai did badly in the exam.

When handing in the paper, I put 100 yuan in and attached a note: "One yuan and one cent!" " "

After the report card was handed out, A Dai opened it and found 5 1 yuan in it.

And attached a note: "this is the rest of the money!" "

3. At the end of the term, the teacher made the answer to the multiple-choice question CCCCCCAAAAAABBBBBBDDDD. He said, "I want to make good students afraid to write and bad students afraid to copy." Brother is fighting for the heartbeat! "

Today, a Mercedes collided with a bus, and the Mercedes overturned on the spot. The owner of the Mercedes ignored himself and shouted, "It's over, my Mercedes is over." Then the person next to him shouted, "Look at your hand, big brother. It's broken. Your hand is gone." Then he reflected, looked at his hand, and cried, "My Swiss watch is gone!" "