Humorous English short sentences about mood

1. Ask for short sentences with English humor

The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget, the less you know. So why both to learn?

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. & lt； Push >

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. & lt； Push this sentence >

Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives.

is that enough? 2. English humorous phrases 1

1. Money is not everything. There's a master card and visa.

Money is not everything, after all, you sometimes need a credit card.

2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.

Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.

3. Save water. Shower with your girl friend.

To save water, try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caution.

Love your neighbor with your heart, but don't let her husband know.

5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.

6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. After all, happiness is not permanent.

7. The wise never marry, and when they marry them become otherwise ..

Smart people are unmarried, and it is difficult for married people to be smart again.

8. success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives.

success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.

9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Don't wait until tomorrow to make an excuse, but find it today.

1. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate. 3. Funny English sentences

Mom asked me to translate! ! ! (super hilarious)

Today, I was watching a DVD when my mother came in with a book and said, "Tell me what these words mean."

Mom: What does this "i don't know" mean?

I said, "I don't know."

Mom: I sent you to college for several years. How come you don't know anything! !

I said: no! I don't know!

mom: still stubborn! ! ! ! $@%！ #$^& %#$%@$%@#$%！ ^%^！ ^%$^#& .. (a beating)

Mom: You're telling me this. What does "i know." mean? You should know it. Tell me about it.

I said, "I know"

Mom: Tell me if you know.

I said, "I know"

Mom: Are you picking on me? You cleaned up lightly just now, didn't you?

I said, I know!

mom: I know you still don't say it! ! Don't pretend to understand! & *$%^@$#！ % $ @% # * $ # #% (another beating)

Mom: Be careful, spend so much money to send you to college, and now you can't do anything, but you can still put on airs with my mother. Ask you the last one, and you can explain it to me well. If you can't tell, I'm cleaning you up. Please translate it for me.

I fainted, picked up a pillow and smashed it on my head for more than 3 times, hit my head against the wall for more than 4 times, slapped my mouth for more than 5 times with both hands, and kicked the corner of the table for more than 6 times with my legs. When I was bloody, I asked my mother: Are you satisfied now?

Isn't that her old man came to ask me again: "My son, I'm very embarrassed, don't't tuoble me." "

Me:" I'm bored, don't bother me "

Mom:" Looking for a fight and talking to your mother like this "(so I was beaten)

Mom asked again; "I heard nothing, repeat. It means what"

I said, "I didn't catch it, say it again"

Mom said it again: I heard nothing, repeat "

" I didn't catch it, Say it again "

The result was beaten.

How can I explain" what do you say? "

I said" What did you say "(beaten again)

Mom asked" look up in the dictionary "again.

I said," Look it up in the dictionary "< p

Mom asked again, "you had better ask some body."

I said, "You'd better ask someone else."

"You are my son, so why do I ask others?"

"Ah! god save me ! "

" God help me! "

"Play with your mother, and God can't save you! (beaten)

Let me ask you again: "use you head,then think it over, what does it mean?"! "

I said," Use your head and think again. "

" Son of a bitch, you dare to fool me. "Then you have to do it again.

I quickly said," It means that only a mother is good in the world. "

" Well, that's more like it. I'll cook something for you later and ask you tomorrow. " !

I am in an ill humor.

I am in a bad mood.

I'm in a bad mood

I'm in foul temper

I'm feeling rather blue

I"m in that low frame of mind.

I"m in a bad temper

lost， Lost drowsy, depressed

sad

Grief

Hurt

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1) I love you not because of who you are, But because of who I am when I am with you.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

To the world, you are one person; But for someone, you are the whole world.

6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who is't willing to waste their time on you.

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all their heart.

8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

Don't worry, the best things come when you least expect them to.

9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one. When we finally meet the right person, we should be grateful.

1) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 6. English humorous phrases

Money is not everything. There's a MasterCard and Visa. Money is not everything, after all, sometimes you need a credit card.

one should love animals. They are so tasty. Everyone should love animals because they are delicious. Save water. Shower with your girl friend. Save water, so try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

Love the neighbor. But don't get caution. Love your neighbor with your heart, but don't let her husband know. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more. Behind every successful man, there is a woman.

Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more. Every man should marry. After all, happin