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It's too hot outside in midsummer to feel heatstroke.

It's too hot outside in midsummer to feel heatstroke (I) 1. Every cell of my heatstroke needs air conditioning.

2. heatstroke is so uncomfortable and hot. The weather warmed my heart.

From today on, I am a heatstroke dog!

I will get heatstroke in such hot weather.

I don't know if it's a cold or heatstroke, but I'm dizzy and uncomfortable anyway.

6. heatstroke is so uncomfortable. It's too hot here today.

7. It's so hot that I have heatstroke!

8. Please cherish those who suffer from heatstroke around you.

9. I arrived an hour early and missed the bus. I'm going to get sunstroke. I can't stand the impatience that I can't even shake the small fan.

10. You hid a heatstroke in summer.

1 1. The scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer. It's so hot that people can't breathe. I have heatstroke!

12. What defeated me was not innocence, but the pain of heatstroke.

13. The temperature is slightly higher, and the pulse is full and slightly faster. These precursors are the prophase of heatstroke. If you stop your homework immediately, move to the shade to rest and drink some cold drinks or salt water, the above symptoms will soon disappear.

14. I went shopping and saw people suffering from heatstroke all over the street, but I didn't know anyone.

15. I saw a coin on the road. I thought about it for a long time and didn't answer it. I got sunstroke because I was afraid of being scalded!

16. It's not childish to hit you! It's heatstroke!

It's too hot outside in midsummer to feel heatstroke (part two) 18. Recently, the weather is so hot and I feel irritable, and heatstroke is really unbearable!

19. Ice cream is too cold, where is the heat? I still have heatstroke.

20. Standing in the sun every day, standing upright, sweating like a pig, suffering from heatstroke a lot, but still enduring it.

2 1. When it is hot, I can call the wind and rain with peace of mind, but I have heatstroke!

22. The uncomfortable place is still uncomfortable, although everyone already knows the ending! Heatstroke is even worse.

23. Not only in summer, I have heatstroke.

24. Heatstroke is really unbearable! I feel dizzy and particularly nauseous.

25. I have heatstroke and feel very distressed.

26. It was so hot that I got sunstroke.

27. I'm really going to get heatstroke!

28. I suddenly realized that these two days have been miserable. I should have suffered from heatstroke the day before yesterday.

29. Summer is hot, pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cherish your body! I have heatstroke.

30. In today's weather, instant noodles can be soaked directly in tap water!

3 1. I think I have heatstroke.

32. I didn't turn on the air conditioner in the gym that day, and I felt like I was going to practice heatstroke.

33. Heatstroke really makes me feel bad, especially when the heat and cold alternate.

Nu Wa said that she regretted it. Why didn't she cover the sun last time? Now I have heatstroke.

It's too hot outside in midsummer to feel heatstroke (Chapter III) 35. The warm summer is so long that I get sunstroke.

36. Heatstroke is really unbearable! If this heat continues, I will melt Snow White.

37. If you want me dead, just say so. Heatstroke is really uncomfortable!

38. heatstroke is too uncomfortable!

39. I'm going to get sunstroke. It's too uncomfortable. It's too hot. I like the sunshine in summer, but I hate its heat.

40. The coach is on a business trip, and finally he can have a good rest for two days. He gets dizzy when he comes back from learning to drive every day. Heatstroke is all visual, and learning to drive in summer is too uncomfortable.

4 1. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life has lost its meaning, and heatstroke is really unbearable!

42. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see my tears of heatstroke.

43. The present weather gives me heatstroke directly.

44. When the summer solstice comes, prevent heatstroke, have a coup, be in a good mood, and avoid getting angry; Drink plenty of water and ventilate frequently; How light and less greasy; Even alkaline water, all done, to ensure your health and everything is fine!

45. I don't know what to do without your cold ass in such a hot day. I have heatstroke!

46. It's so hot that my kiwi got sunstroke and started foaming at the mouth.

47. Did you get heatstroke in this weather of less than 30 degrees?

48. I'm so tired today. I just woke up. I will learn to drive in the morning next time. After all, heatstroke is still very uncomfortable.

49. Did you get heatstroke in this weather of less than 30 degrees? Take a day off and have a splitting headache.

50. I got sunstroke as soon as the sun came out.

The high temperature of 40 degrees feels like heatstroke.

I feel heatstroke at 40 degrees (I) 1. When the weather is hot, people become irritable and feel super unhappy. Drink something delicious to relieve yourself.

I hate people who wear short skirts and cross their legs to show her lace underwear when they take the bus in summer. Whenever I see these people, I always stare at them with angry eyes, indicating that I am angry!

3. I accidentally dropped a piece of paper money, but I found it without picking it up, and I was distressed when I looked at it.

4. Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances!

5. Lying in bed is braised in brown sauce, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting out of bed, going out for barbecue, cooking in the pool, frying on the way back and going home!

6. It's so hot, you have to eat a cold dish while it's hot!

7. Friend, it's hot, pay attention to rest!

8. Summer days are endless. A hurried night passed, followed by a long and hot day. The burning sun always stops at the top of Luoxiping, and it does not move for a long time.

9. A cup of herbal tea is calm, easily moved and full of artistic conception. Enjoy music, add joy to your heart, think slowly, and not lack efficiency. Grasp your mood with wisdom, and the temperature can be adjusted. I wish you a happy summer vacation!

10. For life-don't complain about running to work, promote health-cherish your body to prevent heatstroke in time, cherish friendship-always keep in touch with strangers. The weather has changed a lot, but the friendship is still long. I can't finish reading short messages, so I can only wish my friends health.

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12. There are no people touching porcelain on the road. It is said that a guy wants to touch porcelain. As soon as he lay down, he jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit.

13. Time can stand the test under the high temperature that makes people want to die. Slow and helpless days, in addition to making people lazy and tired, are actually in a daze and suffering from sweat stains in their hearts.

14. Summer is coming, cicadas are singing softly, the shade is kissing every inch of land, the sun shines among the seedlings, the crystal sweat condenses into hope, and the ears of wheat are growing sturdily. In this warm season, harvest your dreams!

15. The weather is sultry and depressing, the air-conditioning fan is not quiet, and I am very tired and not in the mood. Heatstroke prevention soothes the soul, taking a bath and eating melon ice cream will give you a good mood.

16. It's hot and muggy, so don't neglect heatstroke prevention, and eat cold drinks and food carefully.

17. Get used to it every time you go to a new environment. The weather suddenly gets hot, and it feels like summer has just arrived.

40 degrees, I feel heatstroke (Chapter 2) 18. At noon in midsummer, the burning sun bakes everything in sight mercilessly; The concrete floor in the community and the opposite building are like a bronze mirror, which can hardly open your eyes; Trees droop their heads and look up from time to time next to this difficult moment feebly, as if to see if there are dark clouds floating in the distant sky. At this time, the ground is like being covered by a huge steamer, which makes people breathless. I hid in the air-conditioned room, hoping that a heavy rain would come as soon as possible.

19. One day in the summer vacation, it was very hot. The sun scorched the earth and there was no wind all day. The willows beside the moat are dejected and lifeless.

20. The temperature rises, heatstroke prevention and cooling. Always remember to drink more herbal tea.

2 1. In hot summer, if you are depressed, have a cup of green tea, reduce the fire and get bored, and go out for a walk to relieve boredom. In this way, you will no longer be depressed, your work will be smooth, your family will be harmonious, your mood will be happy, and your mind will rest.

22. It's really hot today! The burning sun baked the earth mercilessly, and the earth was burned like a huge cage, which made people breathless.

23. Take care of yourself on the first rainy day. May you feel comfortable and healthy!

24. The sunshine behind is so strong that even the water in the paddy field is steamed to make a tiny sound. Exposed to the sun, the leaves of the seedlings lost their light green luster and there was no wind at all. People are walking on the ridge with seedlings on both sides, so hot that they sweat all over and can't breathe well, so the water doesn't want to come out.

25. The sun in July is poisonous and makes people sweat. Today, the sun is burning, and cicadas are singing loudly.

26. Look at the children in the swimming pool next to you. They are so dense that only their small heads are exposed. The heat, the inevitable heat in summer, is really a headache, whether you are walking on the road under the scorching sun or have entered the shadow of trees and houses; No matter in the morning or at night, the heat of that summer is always with you, haunting you, which is really annoying.

27. I hope my greetings can eliminate your summer heat and bring you a good mood all day!

28. If I die of a fever at school, my brothers remember to collect the body. Thank you! There must be air conditioning in the coffin. ...

29. Go to bed late and get up early in summer. Don't miss your nap. The room is ventilated and cool to prevent exposure to high temperature and humidity. A light diet is enough, don't wait for thirst to replenish water. Summer medicine must be always available, and it is best to nip in the bud. I wish you a happy summer vacation!

The whole city is like a burnt-out brick kiln, which makes people breathless. Dogs lie prone on the ground with red tongues, and mules and horses have particularly large nostrils.

3 1. Xia Feng sends coolness, and Yu Xia welcomes beauty as before; In summer, cicadas sing in the southeast, and Xia Yue's tenderness is helpless; Summer weekend greetings, who will send summer lotus fragrance; In summer, frogs are silent. How wonderful it is to have friends.

32. The weather is getting hotter and hotter. Control your temper!

33. The tireless cry of cicadas brings people a kind of summer irritability. Without a breath of wind, the earth is like a steamer.

34. Eat loofah for clearing heat and purging fire, and eat bitter gourd for detoxification and beauty. Eat three meals a day without leaving the melon, and laugh at a healthy life!

I feel heatstroke at 40 degrees. 35. Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket? ...

36. You see, the puppy is lying on the ground panting, as if to say; "Hey, I can't stand the heat!" Cicada is tearing at the throat in the tree and keeps calling; "It's really hot this summer! The sun is drying the water on me. " The seedlings in the field were bent by the sun and said weakly; "thirsty! Thirst! I'm dying of thirst! "

37. The sun is scorching the earth, and cicadas are singing not far away.

It's been raining for more than ten days, and the high temperature for more than ten days is really hot and tired.

39. Ask how cold the bed is and sell it to the head nurse to buy air conditioning! Who is not hot in life since ancient times, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! Ten years of hot death, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! Affectionate waste heat since ancient times, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! If the relationship is warm for a long time, sell the head nurse and buy the air conditioner! Don't you see, the coolness falls from the sky, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! I'm talking about teenagers having a fever, selling housekeepers and buying air conditioners!

40. In summer, turn happiness into a breeze and give it to you to blow away the heat; Turn happiness into drizzle for you and douse the heat; Turn good luck into nectar and nourish your heat; I wish you good luck and happiness in summer.

4 1. Pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling in hot weather, and stay in a cool place.

42. The cannibal leader came to the amusement park and saw people playing on the carousel. He was overjoyed: yo! Rotary sushi! The chief came to Gulangyu and saw a sea of people. He was overjoyed: yo! Cook the meat! The chief came to Hangzhou and saw a man fall down. He was overjoyed: yo! Teppanyaki!

43. Dry weather is dry heart, dry heart is external disturbance, external disturbance is caring, and caring is not static. Send a short message, wishing a friend a quiet heart in summer, quiet as water, quiet and far-reaching.

44. In midsummer July, Xia began to show off the power of her grandson's father-in-law. Grandfather Sun received orders from Xia's mother-in-law to bake the earth at the highest temperature. The weather is crazy hot, the ground is so hot that it smokes like fire and is about to melt like chocolate. There are few people on the road, only cars are running back and forth. There is not a cloud in the blue sky, and some gray gases, like clouds and Feiyun, like fog and non-fog, float low in the air, making people feel uncomfortable holding their breath. The flowers and trees outside are too hot to get up and hang their heads.

45. The weather is very hot in summer. The sun pours heat to the earth heartily; The wind is too lazy to blow; If it rains lightly, the children will run in the light rain and take a cold bath.

46. Eat more melons in hot summer, replenish water for heatstroke prevention and lower blood pressure. Eat watermelon to quench thirst, eat melon to relieve summer heat, eat loofah to clear heat and stop diarrhea, and eat bitter gourd to detoxify and beautify. Eat melons three times a day and smile for a healthy life!

47. If this high temperature continues, to be honest, I am particularly optimistic about this year's military training. Thinking of this, I suddenly felt a lot cooler. Hahaha!

48. The weather is so hot that it seems that a spark will cause an explosion.

49. Founder of Furnace School: Turpan; Current person in charge: Chongqing; Left and right body protectors: Nanjing Wuhan; Uncle Shi: Nanchang; Master elder brother: Changsha; Young: Hangzhou. Existing disciples: Zhengzhou, Shanghai, Fuzhou, Xi, Hefei, etc. Among them, disciple Zhengzhou is the most popular with the leader. Although he is located in the north, he is diligent in martial arts and can cross the temperature, so he is the candidate for the next leader.

50. The hot summer is coming, and the short message is cool; Send you a coat, beautiful and shiny, sensible and generous, tasteful and amorous, simple and fashionable, elegant and generous. After wearing it, you can see Maggie Cheung from a distance, Cecilia Cheung from a distance, and it is you who look carefully!

It's too hot in summer, so it's easy to get heatstroke outdoors.

It's too hot in summer, so it's easy to get heatstroke outdoors. In summer, the poisonous hot sunshine erodes the unhealed heatstroke.

It's too difficult to get sunstroke if you keep turning over.

3. The heatstroke was so uncomfortable that it was really hot, so I hid in the refrigerator directly.

4. Today is hotter than the day when Zhen Xuan miscarried in Yikun Palace, and heatstroke is really unbearable!

5. One person is busy, one person is tired, one person is agitated, and one person feels that heatstroke is really uncomfortable!

6. What defeated me was not innocence, but the pain of heatstroke.

7. The worst heatstroke since the summer of this year really made me want to cry.

8. It's so hot that I have heatstroke!

9. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than suffer from heatstroke.

10. I think my self-healing ability is particularly strong. Every time I have a headache or heatstroke, even if it is difficult to vomit, I will sleep the next day!

1 1. Buying a mat can't solve my heatstroke.

12. When I put a coin into the wish pool, a lovely elf asked me what wish I wanted. I said to him: Please help me take good care of this information reader, never be depressed, always be happy! It's hot, pay attention to your health! Because heatstroke is really hard!

13. When the electric fan turned into a hair dryer, I felt that life was meaningless and heatstroke was really unbearable!

14. heatstroke is really unbearable! I'm particularly sick, too.

15. I seem to have heatstroke, my stomach is uncomfortable, and I feel cold and hot.

16. heatstroke is really unbearable! I am familiar with it.

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It's too hot in summer, so it's easy to get heatstroke outdoors. I don't know if it's heatstroke or gastroenteritis.

19. Just like heatstroke. When summer comes, the gifts are brighter sunshine and higher and higher temperatures.

20. heatstroke is too uncomfortable. I have a headache and feel like vomiting. I feel sore and weak all over.

2 1. It is too hot. I just met a stranger on the road, smiled at each other and got sunstroke.

22. I didn't know that the long summer was long until I got heatstroke.

23. I can't tell whether it's heatstroke or a cold, but it's super uncomfortable, weak and sore throat.

24. You can't walk in the street without heatstroke.

25. This heatstroke can't stop!

26. It's too hot. I have heatstroke and am very dry.

27. The wind is getting stronger and stronger, so I can live up to the heatstroke in summer.

Although I didn't do anything, I got sunstroke.

29. In the past, when my period came, I never felt sick. I am alive and kicking. This time, I don't know why, I feel sick. I don't stand or sit, just like heatstroke.

30. I think I have heatstroke.

3 1. The season of heatstroke is coming.

32. heatstroke is so uncomfortable and hot. The weather warmed my heart.

33. Before summer came, I was screaming that summer was coming. I like summer. After summer comes, it's me who gets sunstroke.

34. This summer, I suffered from heatstroke.

It's too hot in summer, so it's easy to get heatstroke outdoors. 35. The blazing fire umbrella is in the air, and I have heatstroke.

36. Did I get sunstroke? I have a headache and dizziness! I finally realized how painful you were.

37. The temperature is high in summer, so the body should replenish water. When going out, you should protect yourself from the sun, be careful of heatstroke, live regularly, eat lightly, prevent colds, never be greedy for cold, and don't be too tired at work. May health and peace accompany you.

38. God, you want everyone to know that I have heatstroke!

39. I have a headache and want to cry. I'm very uncomfortable and I don't know if it's heatstroke or low fever. Anyway, my skull hurts.

40. I'm so tired today. After all, heatstroke is quite uncomfortable.

4 1. I saw a coin on the road. I thought about it for a long time and didn't answer it. I got sunstroke for fear of scalding!

42. heatstroke, we don't know each other. It's okay. It's very hot today, and it will be cooked soon.

43. There is nothing shameful about showing love. The most shameful thing is to show heatstroke.

44. I was very excited when I invited my good friend out to play. When I put on the mask, I choked and felt heatstroke.

45. There is neither cloud nor wind in the air. The hot sun overhead made me suffer from heatstroke.

46. Heatstroke is so uncomfortable and the weather is so hot. Who is not alive?

47. heatstroke is too uncomfortable. I have a headache and feel like vomiting.

48. As soon as the sun comes out, I feel heatstroke.

49. I seem to have heatstroke, I want to vomit, my stomach is uncomfortable, and I feel cold and hot.

50. I have heatstroke and feel very distressed.

Summer is too hot, heatstroke, loss of appetite. Say 50 sentences.

It's too hot in summer, and heatstroke has no appetite (I) 1. I can't tell whether it's heatstroke or a cold, but it's super uncomfortable, weak and sore throat.

This summer, I suffered from heatstroke.

3. The uncomfortable place is still uncomfortable, although everyone already knows the ending! Heatstroke is even worse.

4. The weather is so hot, so fidgety and so bad, I have heatstroke.

It's very hot, I just want to have a cold drink. I have heatstroke.

It's too hot to go out for a walk, so I think I'm going to get heatstroke.

7. I have heatstroke, but I just don't feel well.

8. I went out for heatstroke yesterday.

9. Go out for five minutes and get sunstroke for two hours.

10. heatstroke, we don't know each other. It's okay. It's very hot today, and we'll get acquainted soon.

1 1. heatstroke, can't stop!

12. Nu Wa said she regretted it. Why didn't she cover the sun the last time she mended the sky? Now I have heatstroke.

13. The weather is sultry and there is no wind. The thick air seems to have solidified, because I have heatstroke!

14. I was dizzy and nauseous these two days, and I didn't understand what was going on until my good friend said I had heatstroke.

15. Please cherish the people with heatstroke around you.

16. I suffered from heatstroke, and the pace began to be less heavy, gently spinning the sultry night wind on the ground in summer.

17. It's as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.

It's too hot in summer, and heatstroke makes me lose my appetite (part two) 18. Heatstroke is too uncomfortable, and I have a headache and want to vomit.

19. heatstroke is really unbearable! Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.

20. I seriously doubt that I have heatstroke, or I will wither before I go shopping.

2 1. As soon as the sun came out, I got heatstroke.

22. The weather is so hot recently, I feel irritable, and heatstroke is really unbearable!

23. I don't know if it's heatstroke or gastroenteritis.

I was very excited when I invited my good friend out to play. When I put on the mask, I choked and felt heatstroke.

I don't know what happened this time. I feel sick. I don't stand or sit, just like heatstroke.

26. Oh, my God, you should let everyone know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain! Heatstroke is really uncomfortable!

27. It's so hot and cold that I have to eat a cold dish. I have heatstroke!

28. I don't make friends with people in cities below 40 degrees, but I have heatstroke!

29. The weather is as hot as a joke and the days are like nonsense. I really have heatstroke.

30. I don't go out for heatstroke anymore.

3 1. Heatstroke was so uncomfortable that I lost my exercise and evaporated at once.

32. I'm so tired today. After all, heatstroke is quite uncomfortable.

33. I slept for the second time tonight. I've been feeling groggy all day and I'm going to fall down. I wonder if I have heatstroke.

34. I went out shopping and saw people suffering from heatstroke all over the street, but I didn't know any of them.

It's too hot in summer, and heatstroke has no appetite (Part III) 35. It's too hot! Heatstroke is really uncomfortable!

36. Today, the sun is like fire, cicadas are chirping loudly, and heatstroke is really uncomfortable!

37. A person is busy, a person is tired, a person is agitated, and a person feels that heatstroke is really uncomfortable!

When I get heatstroke, I feel that life is meaningless.

39. It's so hot that I sweat and feel irritable when I walk. I really want to cut my hair into straw. I have heatstroke.

40. I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog. Until today, I have been heated into a dog, and I have heatstroke.

4 1. Hello everyone. I sat in the sun for an hour at noon today, and I got heatstroke after going out for two hours last time.

42. I fell all over the floor in summer and got heatstroke all at once.

43. I can't tell whether it's a cold, excessive internal heat or heatstroke. It's just uncomfortable anyway.

44. I will always remember the summer wind, which clearly said that I would suffer from heatstroke.

45. It is suggested that the weather is hot today, and attention should be paid to heatstroke prevention. I still have heatstroke.

46. Heatstroke is really unbearable! I feel dizzy and particularly nauseous.

47. My little friend and I have heatstroke.

48. I hate summer for the first time. Every time I have heatstroke, I feel sore all over and keep vomiting. I felt sick all night and couldn't get out of bed. I really accepted it. I really hate it.

49. I saw a dollar on the road today, but I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up because of heatstroke!

50. Heatstroke is really unbearable! I am familiar with it.