Who has a funny joke?

I don’t know if you like it or not:

One day, I was watching VCD, and my mother came in with a book.

Mom: 'This "I don't know." What does it mean?'

I said: 'I don't know.'

Mom: 'I have sent you to college for a few years. Why don't you know anything?!'

I said: 'No! It's just "I don't know"!'

Mom: 'Stay stubborn!'

After saying that, my mother gave me a slap.

People often say: 'Learning is a painful process.'

But I don't understand why I am always the one who gets hurt.

My mother's enthusiasm for learning English is increasing day by day, so my suffering is getting deeper and deeper.

Today, she came to ask me again.

'Son !'Mom:

'"I'm very annoyance, don't tuouble me." What does it mean?'

I said: 'I'm very annoyed, don't bother me.' Me.'

Mom: 'You deserve a spanking! Talking to your mother like that.'

So, I got another slap.

Mom learns English -Continued 2

Mom asked again: 'What does "I hear nothing, reapt." mean?'

I said: 'I didn't hear clearly, please say it again.'

Mom said again: 'I hear nothing, reapt.'

I said: 'I didn't hear clearly, say it again.'

I : 'Oh~ it hurts!'

Mom Learns English - Continued 3

Mom asked again: 'What do you say?' What does it mean?'

I said: 'What did you say?'

Mom pretended to hit me, 'Forget it! Ask another question.' Mom:

'"Look up in the dictionary. "What does it mean?'

I said: 'Look it up in the dictionary.'

Mom: 'You asked me to look it up in the dictionary? Then why should I ask you?' !'

This time, I got two slaps.

Mom Learns English - Continued 4

Mom asked again: '"You had better ask somebody ."How to translate it?'

I said: 'You'd better ask others.'

Mom: 'You are my son, why should I ask others? You are here again. My skin is itchy.'

I said: 'Ah! God save me!'

Mom: 'You dare to trick your mother? God can't save you!'

Mom slapped me again.

Mom Learns English - Continued 5

'I'll ask you again.' Mom:

'"Use your head, then think it over." What does it mean?'

I said: 'Use your head, then think it over.'

Old Mom: 'You damn boy, you dare to play tricks on me?!' Then he started to take action again.

I quickly said: 'My mother is the only one with good intentions in the world.'

'Well, That’s pretty much it!’ Mom: ‘I’ll make something delicious for you later, and I’ll ask you next time.’

I breathed a sigh of relief...

There is another funny thing

A younger brother heard a piece of gossip at school and said: Every adult has at least one ulterior secret. Just use one sentence: 'Tell you, I know the truth of the whole thing! 'You can scare them, even if you and Ben don't know anything...

When I returned home after school, when my brother met his mother, he said: "Mom, I tell you, I know The truth about the whole thing!" his mother heard.

When he said this, he quickly gave him 20 yuan and told him not to tell his father.

Seeing his mother react like this, my younger brother felt very happy. When his father came back from get off work, he couldn't wait to tell his father: "Dad, I tell you, I know the truth of the whole thing!" Sure enough, my father When he heard what he said, he gave him 40 yuan and told him not to tell his mother! Early the next morning, when my brother was about to go to school, he met Mr. Postman at the door delivering a letter.

The younger brother immediately said: "Uncle Postman, I tell you, I know the truth of the whole thing!" The postman showed an expression of disbelief, then opened his arms and said to him: "So you We all know, be good...come and give daddy a hug..."