Humorous sentences written by drinking in friends circle (selected 63 sentences)

1, getting drunk is never a sin of alcohol, but the degree of affection is too high.

2. A glass of wine sent Wan Li home, but Ran Yan didn't come back.

3. I advise you to drink a glass of wine and go out of Yangguan for no reason.

4. Don't drink if you lose. Winning depends on it. Come back if you can't finish eating.

It doesn't matter whether you are right or not. The most important thing is to be happy and interesting, otherwise there is no common language. Even when we are together, we still feel lonely.

6, a person's world, a person listening to music, a person walking, a person drinking, a person sad, a person happy, a person talking to himself, a person humming, a person waiting for the moon to set in the morning, a person through ups and downs, a person alive.

7, find a reason to get drunk, my heart is full of wounds.

8. Rinse your mouth in twos and threes. Three, two, four, two is not wine. Five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still shouting.

9. Thank you for your concern, but you also know that we businessmen still drink, which hurts our health and makes us sad if we don't drink.

10, I wonder whose name I will shout when I am drunk.

1 1, two men who were young not long ago? But now both temples are white! It shocked us to find that half of our friends had died, which made us sad.

12, two people in full bloom, one cup after another. I'm drunk enough to sleep, and the Ming Dynasty is going to hug me.

13, people who are not good at drinking mostly drink to vent, while I, a good drinker, give up drinking to bury something in my heart.

14, people who accompany you to drink are not necessarily friends, but those who get drunk and send you home are true friends.

15, intoxicating is nothing more than flowers and wine, flowers are beauty wine and sorrow.

16. Girls who smoke, drink and get tattoos all have a story they don't want to tell.

17, I want to cry in my eyes, I want to smile on my lips, I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

18, when a drop of natural and unrestrained ripples on the lips, elegant as the book of songs, such as beauty and heaven and earth together.

19, the wine overflows when it is full, but who is the extra melancholy that overflows? I am full of melancholy again, and I have drunk all my recent troubles and unhappiness!

20, um, smoking for the first time, a little embarrassed; It's a little spicy for the first time; It hurts to love someone for the first time. This cigarette, this wine, this person is unforgettable.

2 1, either drunk or want to get drunk; Either travel or want to travel. It turns out that I am so unhappy after all.

22. When will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know the palace in the sky, and I don't know the month and time. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid of beautiful buildings. I can't stand the cold at the top of the mountain. I dance to find out what shadows are like on the earth.

23. But since the water is still flowing, even though we cut it with a sword, sadness will come back, even though we drown them with wine.

24. I drink occasionally. Smoking occasionally, thinking of you often! Drinking hurts the liver, smoking hurts the lungs, and I miss you so much.

25, cigarettes say cigarettes, wine says drinking, whether he is for friends, lovers or anything else, just for himself, I don't want to fall, but I am not happy.

26. I am strong, so strong that you really think I don't need to rely on. I won't cry but laugh forever.

27. I want to drink, because I won't think of you when I am drunk. But you dare not get drunk because you talk a lot.

28, smoking must be learned, drinking a thousand cups is not drunk, love poems make people cry, brag.

29. People who smoke have stories, while people who drink have worries.

30, if loneliness can drink, then love is a hangover.

3 1, most people are not drunk by others, but drink too much when persuading others to drink.

32. It is nonsense to say that drinking is for a complete indulgence. Actually, I just want to give myself an excuse to cry.

33. It's good to be young. I can drink all night, glass after glass. You can still have a crush on someone, year after year.

I really want to get drunk, and then I'll go downstairs and wait for you at your house, but I'm afraid of the cold and don't even have the courage to get drunk.

35, men and women are matched, and work is not tired. Because in front of the opposite sex, men always like to show their manly side. Only in this way can you be like a man, so male chauvinism is sometimes necessary.

36. If you are drunk today, you will worry about tomorrow.

37. How many worries you can have is like a pot of spirit Erguotou.

38. In fact, the most decadent thing is not to have a party every night, but to wake up and waste time.

39. I began to like the kind where a person is drunk, so that I can force myself not to think about you.

40. Wine is just one cup after another, but the heart is not drunk and drunk again.

4 1, he told me that my stomach would hurt if I didn't drink, and I said that my heart would hurt if I put down my glass.

42. The five steps of drinking: it rains when pouring wine, sweet words when persuading wine, grandiose words when drinking, too much nonsense, and finally it rains heavily.

43. Autumn geese are escorted by Changfeng, which is a tall building.

44, a person drinking for the first time: wine, drinking half drunk is ok, drinking too much will get drunk; Love is still half true, and if you love more, your heart will be broken.

45. I really want to get drunk, because I want to know whose name I called when I was drunk.

46, heartbreaking drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

47. Wine is like a woman. In wine, there are also gains and losses in life. A successful woman can be intertwined and never let a man go all her life. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.

48. Since we can't be together, let that emotion stay in our hearts and memories.

49. I drank wine today, which made me feel uncomfortable and have a headache. When I am drunk, I feel worse. Don't drink in the future.

50. Wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. I found out after I was drunk, but I didn't remember the people around me. It's just that the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.

5 1, drinking used to be fun, then drinking was an emotion, and now drinking is a kind of resistance.

52. Some words have been buried in my heart for a long time, and there will always be an impulse to get drunk and always want to talk after getting drunk.

53. I like drinking and getting drunk, not because I am decadent, but because I can dream of you after being drunk, because I miss you.

54. I suddenly want to get drunk just because my heart is broken, and sometimes I want to sleep because my heart is exhausted.

55. A person can walk, drink, read and travel; However, a cup of tea is rare. A drinking, may be menjiu; One drinks tea, but it is more likely to be a realm.

I used to think I couldn't be a hero because I didn't like drinking. Now I know that Xia doesn't drink because he likes drinking.

57. So I drank alone, sang alone, lived a boring life, bought a mask, pretended to be strong and jumped into the sea with a smile.

I don't like drinking, and he won't let me drink. Tell me; Either you can drink well or you don't drink at all.

59. Drink delicious wine every day. If you drink it red, your stomach will be bad, your hands and feet will be soft, and your memory will be greatly reduced.

60, drunk, from the class is not the crime of alcohol, but the degree of affection is too high.

Drinking is an interesting thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

I hate drinking, but I like people who can make me drink.

63, wine is not intoxicating, so tragic.