Ask for some super funny jokes.

A friend asked: What are you busy with recently? I replied: nothing, just investing in sports or doing charity. Friend: Wow, successful people. I smiled without a word, turned to leave, and secretly took out a lotto and a two-color ball from my pocket. Shit, I missed again!

When I went to buy steamed buns in the morning, I saw a girl running in a hurry. She spoke quickly: "The boss gave me five steamed buns, three beef, a leek egg, a chicken soup and a cup of purple rice porridge. Remember to give me a straw today, but I didn't give it yesterday, and I burned to death! Forget it. Change the beef to three fresh ones. Oh, here comes the bus, I don't want it. " Before the boss could react, the girl was gone.

Go home by train, hard seat, there is a beautiful MM in the opposite seat. After a while, MM said to me, give me your mobile phone. After I gave it to her, she called me back. I was elated and thought, is this okay? Another minute later, I received a short message from her, which read: "Your lower zipper is not zipped ..."

The final exam is coming. Are you crazy about textbooks? When it broke out, you threw the book away: "Fuck you! Hang it! Lao Tzu is throwing caution to the wind! " After a while, I picked it up silently and said weakly, "Shit. . "Then continue reading.

Degang Guo: "the Monkey King is stupid and naive. He is just a monkey and will never be a man. He was guarding the flat peach garden, and the seven fairies came to pick peaches. He shouted, "All seven fairies are here. "He turned to pick peaches! It can be seen that monkeys are monkeys! " Yu Qian: "What if you?" Degang Guo: "I have to get a basket."

Someone posted a question: If China and the Philippines may go to war and let you go to the front, what can your major do? There were all kinds of replies, and then a foodie suddenly became quiet: eat up their food.

What has cultivated your practical ability in the university? Copy the experimental report. What is the biggest incomprehension of liberal arts women about engineering male? Copy the experimental report. Suppose you have an engineering girlfriend, what can you do for her? Copy the experimental report. Please sum up your study in one sentence! Copy the experimental report. Ok, one last question, what is the experimental report? Just copy it.

After lunch, my girlfriend got angry and strode forward. I chased her and shouted, "Beauty! You lost a boyfriend! " GF turned around and said, "Buy another one if you drop it!" I asked, "Where can I buy it?" GF: "What? You want to buy it, too? " "No, I want to sell it. . . "I suddenly feel that many passers-by are internally injured.